#soexcited

He/Him // 29 year old pancake // Illustrator, Dog Groomer, Certified Silly Man // Art Blog: @calesacoop

[adzowski]

Road trip!! Another 6teen fanart bc I can't stop thinking about them.

[artandxp]

this is dumb

[avvocarlo]

putt-putt saves the zoo you stupid son of a bitch

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Thanks push notifications

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[stars-bean]

Moomin (1990-1991)

[jarvypup]

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[eebie]

this prank is abojt to be awesome

[eebie]

eaasy does it lol

[eebie]

[northirish]

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

[angelicguy]

i asked my gf if we should watch something and she said we just watched something referencing a 2 minute youtube video of an old man demonstrating how to make popcorn on the stove

[girlballs]

anyway. women should be huge

[girlballs]

yup

[satan-official-account]

happy new year everybody

[macabrevampire]

drinking water is awesome i love #mywater

[gothluv]

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

[tothewhirlwind]

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence

[dollcoil]

(spits in the face of my interviewer)

job interviewer: (shocked)

me: i can produce tons of stuff with my awesome organs

job interviewer: (shocked)

me: (spits in his face again and he starts to get up to attack me but i kick over the chair and run)