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29 If I sneeze thrice unprompted it means you're talking shit because even if I can't read it I know it

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Seriously though the best part of being with someone for so long is when you look up and realize you fucking swapped personalities. He used to only listen to EMD and orchestral stuff. That's what I listen to now. He's discovering the bands I grew up on, daily. I am an introvert with 3 friends and an anime obsession. He used to be like that. He is an extrovert who can tolerate several discord servers of 40k+ people and an anime obsession because that never goes away. I'm saying when you're actually in love you become each other and I think that's what all these romantasy authors have been trying to tell us.

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Whenever we do get the (because idk if there's another name for it) Maas-verse on the screen I need them to cast Rhysand and Ruhn at the same time or from the same family. They don't need to be played by the same person, but they do need to be related so we feel like Bryce when she sees Rhys when she stumbles into their universe "on accident".

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A car sticker that says "my other ride is a High Lord"

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You know what my favorite thing about Star Vs the Forces of Evil is? Other than causing discourse by being a fan of the show.

The constant inconsistencies in the plot.

How do portals work? With sciss..... Wait? The Butterfly bloodline can just open them? Oh..... Well okay then.

And how long do they stay open? Man don't ask Hekapoo. That's totally not her area of expertise or anything.

But as long as you know where you're going (realm, continent, state/monarchy, city/town, building, and room specifically) you're fine!

And hey, don't ask Omnitraxus why he is dead at the end of the series despite the Space-Time Continuum continuing naturally in real life despite a lack of sparkly, instant, noticeable magic.

But no matter what you do! Definitely, don't ask why everyone assumes they're 18 at the end despite the episode "Sophomore Slump" taking place in season 3!

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Whoever in the fuck said Eloise's book was a "nightmare full of emotional abuse" needs HEAVY therapy. She named her first biological daughter Penelope and Phillip fucking learned to grow up. I think the word "abuser" should be forbidden unless you've been abused

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Alright. I'm done. You can have him. He's all yours now. All that emotional unavailability and refusal to wipe his own ass. Good luck.

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I have one last thing to say on the controversy I caused by reminding people that Eclipsa's mom is who she is.

How come you're not this pissed over The Boy in The Striped Pajamas?

Oh but they're kids and they didn't understand

Wrong you fucking brussel sprout!!

It's worse because she's romanticizing, adoring, enjoying and finding whimsy in his clothes. She sneaks into a literal concentration camp out of the backyard of her actual Nazi parents and plays pretend in a concentration camp. It's literally so bad her parents don't notice until she's almost dead. Also she watches the boy she falls in love with, through a fence, fucking die. And then goes back home like nothing happened. Where's your problem with that?

Better yet where's your problem with the man who definitely used his wife to recruit underaged midgets for him to assault while writing everyone's favorite Gay Celestial Slow Burn? Or how about the guy who wrote a GRAPHIC child orgy to defeat a space clown? Exactly you fucking hypocrite

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Once again

If you block someone they cannot see the "own" you left in the comments/reblogs/messages.

Because apparently some of y'all are brand new to this app. Say it to my face or don't say it at all. And that's on integrity.

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Coward

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I was not prepared for the teenaged vampire self harming with sunlight. I need a minute

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That plate of corn Star left for Buff Frog on Mewni-pendence (a nickname he only accepted once Star accepted him) did more for Mewman and Monster relationships than Eclipsa ever did. And that's just the beginning of her changes that are all more significant that "give them back what the Mewmans took by pulling a complete uno reverse on Mewmanity".

All this to say, I've watched this show more than anyone else who doesn't fall asleep to it every single night and has fallen asleep to it every single night for four years. A reminder of someone's ancestry being seen as an acceptance of racism was serious self-reporting.

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My autistic ass was NOT raised with the ideal of "treat others the way you want to be treated" for y'all to abandon that. Nah, get back here. I wanna know why you dorks keep self reporting on this app.

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Today's Fluff is Glimbow forehead kisses

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Somehow reminding people who Eclipsa's mom is made me a racist, brainwashed, Nazi idiot 🥴🥴🥴 I fucking hate this app

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This is your friendly reminder:

Solaria: The Monster Carver is Eclipsa's mom

You're welcome

[molotoph]

Eclipsa whining about how she’s so indecisive about stopping her matrilineally inherited genocidal regime while her mother’s not even cold in the ground yet like “and the Septarians hold grudges against ancient history”

Ancient fucking history. When you’re the reason it didn’t stop with you. When you made things worse. Wow eclipsa, your race kink didn’t nut the racism away, but your empire’s victims are so mean and rude and petty for daring to fight back. Didn’t they see you hop on that? Don’t they know how much you care, sending the all seeing eye in after your lover to resistance meetings? You did nothing to stop the killing. You pilfered and ate your fill of these people while your armies slaughtered them and leveled their homes. Hitler’s daughter has a thing for people in concentration camps and that makes her progressive?

When imperialism breaks its chokehold on you people ur gonna look at this show and see red.

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So sorry if you saw this as my way of approving a single thing Eclipsa did. Do I love her? Yes. Do I see her flaws for exactly what they are? Yes. It's so funny how obvious the racism is in every show we ever watch that people on this app simply cannot let people enjoy things without turning it into a whole "genocide is awful" rant. We know. We got it. People like you are why Voltron got the bad ending, fucking harassing VAs on Twitter and shit.

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This is your friendly reminder:

Solaria: The Monster Carver is Eclipsa's mom

You're welcome