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I posted this on another account! I don't know how to log into that acocubnt on my laptop but I need this for fanfiction purposes! so if you this on @cokezuko that is also me. i am coming to realize I made so many tumblr accounts on so many emails XD
Reyna being Nicos big sister
Reyna: I don't have a favorite camper… buuuut.
*grabs Nico, wraps him in a hug, and squishes his cheeks.
Reyna: IT’S THIS ONE! THIS IS MY FAVORITE! HE IS MINE AND I WILL RAISE HIM RIGHT!
JASON BEING A BIG BROTHER
Percy: You betrayed me! Remember that?
Nico: You tried to kill me when I was twelve, remember that?
Percy: ….
Nico: never thought of that did ya? You would have a child murderer.
Percy: Nico…
Nico: I think about that a lot.
Jason is already summoning lightning: STEP UP JACKSON!
big bro Jason Grace
Percy: You betrayed me! Remember that?
Nico: You tried to kill me when I was twelve, remember that?
Percy: ….
Nico: never thought of that did ya? You would have a child murderer.
Percy: Nico…
Nico: I think about that a lot.
Jason is already summoning lightning: STEP UP JACKSON!
Nico Stirring the pot
Percy at school: so this is my girlfriend.
School friends: awesome how’d you meet!
Nico ‘shit stirring’ Di Angelo: they met at a family reunion. Their cousins, and also uncle and niece.
Everyone: wtf!
Nico: Can we get french fries?
Hazel and Frank couple goals
Hazel: Frank, be a lion!
Frank: *panics and becomes a horse.
Hazel: That's… close enough!
Hazel: climbs onto him and starts braiding his hair.
Solangelo codependancy.
Will: *gets up and ready for work in AM.*
Will: Alright, scrubs, badge, water bottle annnnd…. Oh yeah!
Will: *picks up Nico's lifeless sleeping body wrapped in blankets.*
Will: my emotional support boyfriend!
Nico being a sweater horder.
Lou Ellen: It's really cold out, you need a jacket.
Will: oh yeah, well… I had a couple but…
will : *looks over to Nico wearing eight sweaters*
Nico: perish.
solangelo morning cuddles
Will: Nico, it’s time to get up.
Nico with a bad head: I would rather die…
Will: go for it.
Nico: *stares*
Will: *crosses arms in challenge*
Nico: *pulls will into bed to cuddle*
Will: fine… you win.
Hera and her hot girl summer
Hera: Zeus, honey, we’re getting a divorce.
Zeus: but! But you're the goddess of marriage!
Hera: And you're the god of thunder, and cheating.
Zeus: …um…
Hera: it’s time for a career change, I’m now the goddess of hot girl summers, ciao
every demigod ever: FUCK YEAH!
Zeus is guilty.
Hermes: alright… who's responsible for the Quiverfull movement?
*all eyes turn to Zeus*
Zeus:... I thought it would be funny…
Hera: I will give you three seconds to run.
Sally and Paul being PTA parents
*Paul, sally, and Mr. Chase rolling up to camp half-blood with 300 Starbucks drinks*
Sally: Chiron! We’re starting a Camp PTA!
Chiron: You can’t just do that!
Sally: oH I'm SoRrY HaVe ThE GoDs DoNe It? No!
Mr. chase: Frankly, the whole system of over-cooking pasta and hoping for the best is a little stressful.
Chiron: you can’t just decide-
Paul: We already made shirts! All in favor say aye!
every heavily armed camper who just got bought with Starbucks: AYE!
Chiron: *sighs in tired horse dad*
Paul Blofis is a protective step dad
Okay, but during Percy's birthday when Poseidon showed up, Paul didn't know that he was a god! I can hear that conversation in the next room!
Paul: So you're saying that your deadbeat ex, that you say never showed up for Percy, just decided to walk on in?
Sally: Paul, it’s more complicated than that.
Paul *rolling up his sleeves*: I get it! It’s Percy's day and I respect that!
Sally: …paul?
Paul: He'll have a nice chat, and then I'll have a nice talk with an old mister fish man!
Sally: … you apologized to the fridge last night for shutting it too hard.
Demi gods in end of days
End of the world
Percy ‘i killed a hydra on my way to class’ Jackson: don't be freaked
Nico ‘my life is one trama porn fanfic’ Di Angelo: stay in your seats.
Annabeth 'I have cows tracking me’ chase: I do this bullshit like eight times a week!
the perfect camp half-blood therapist
*Chiron trying to get a therapist for camp*
Chiron: So here's the deal, you… cannot call child services on the gods.
Chiron: You can’t talk about their dreams unless you want more issues.
Chiron: don't ask what they wanna be when they grow up, it's really depressing.
Chiron: Believe it or not, sharp objects are a coping skill.
Chiron: they will probably try to kill you.
Paul Blofis who rushed to get certified: you're paying me six figures with amazing health care! This is like teaching high school in better packaging, let's do this!
Reyna and Octavian in a nutshell
Reyna: I will grow under any condition!
Octavian: I think I’m allergic to tap water
Annabeth and Percy's 'couple goals'
Annabeth watching Percy stretch: now that's architecture
Percy: *drops sword and stabs himself*
Percy: frick on a stick that hurts like a mother trucker!
Annabeth:... aaaand that's Percy.