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visited my boyfriend's island
While feeding my fish I made a comment to my mom how one is getting a lil chubby and she suggested that maybe the fish was pregnant, but I had to break the news to her that both fish in the tank were boys and she goes “well maybe they’re gay, Natalie, did you think about that?” and I swear her tone was so perfectly condescending and Knowing™ that for a split second I actually felt bad for judging my fish’s relationship before I was like
another fun night of quiplash
This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question
Men only want one thing and it’s to settle an empty piece of worthless land and develop it gradually into one of the greatest metropolitan areas in the world.
Me and the boys at the stretch dunes in the middle of nowhere we just purchased for 50 cents-per-acre
i realized something today
Forbidden fruit
hello there! I love watching Chowder, its berry original, cute and funny, which is rare nowadays for a cartoon show to make me laugh. thank you for creating it! but heres my question. in the theme song after Truffles says "You stir it all up and then you're done!" what would be Schnitzel's line in the song? what would it translate to? I noticed everyone in the show always can make out what he's saying. surely Schnitzel is saying something in the theme song!
Thanks for the kind words!
Shnitzel’s line is : “You share a big piece with everyone.”
Finally we can die
anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat
The replies to this post are fucking hilarious
i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes
This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.
can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles
boys locker room:
girls locker room:
Are you polish?
nope
Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole
oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please
please have these
Love that the bank denied my debit card purchase when I tried to buy 3 tickets to Cats 2020
No person would use traceable money to do that
I'm not a person
Bitch I’m deceased the audacity lmaoooo
Bitch yo vibes are loud af
STFU I’m studying
i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth