Fandom Haiku

I write haikus. So I thought I might write some fandom haikus while I'm at it. I'll post them when they pop into my head, and any requests that I get and have a moment to write. Post to my ask box to submit a request, and I'll most likely make it. This blog is powered by whiskey.

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Me = not pleased about this Dark Shadows movie.

I just wanna know: what the hell are you even doing Johnny Depp?

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Apparently any mention of bees makes me think of Eddie Izzard, even when it's Castiel that says it...

I like my angels like I like my coffee- dark, and covered in bees!

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Tony and Bruce, sittin' in a lab...

Science Bros?  Come on! There's more chemistry in their eyes than in their labs!

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Barack, you da man!

Mr. President, I want to give you a hug. You are made of win!!!

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Don't ever leave me!!!

I'm afraid that when Kristen Wiig leaves SNL it'll really suck.

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We're better than you, and we both know it!

Slytherin haters- jealousy's not becoming. We rock, deal with it!

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They're gorgeous, but very impractical, I feel...

Final Fantasy; how is it these characters can move in their clothes?

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I want to put them all in my pockets.

To the jibcon tag: I can't handle all these feels! More posts, or death please!

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Some love for Alice!

Down the rabbit hole, never coming back again. Loving the surreal.

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Hurry up, time!

It's still April, huh? The Avengers movie is taking forever!!!

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To the GISHWHES winners!

To Team 83: Have a fabu time in Rome! You guys are awesome!!!

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Who else can quote the whole thing?

I adore horror, but Hocus Pocus is THE Halloween movie!

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Any David Bowie will do, I'm not particular.

Rainbow, glitter, tights, made up, undressed, black and white, any way he comes.

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Who doesn't love him?

That big toothy mouth that short brown fuzzy body; Domo, I love you!

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Damn that man.

Oh Misha, your face. How do you do that thing where you're always perfect?

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Tony does what he wants.

I can think of no words more badass than these four: I'm Tony Stark, bitch!

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Red? I don't think so.

Just an FYI- the TARDIS is freakin' BLUE. And always has been!