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this will be mainly Sanders sides incorrect quotes so your welcome! (if you have any fandom or incorrect quotes I could post please send them to my ask box!)

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Janus: *gets down on one knee*

Remus: oh my god its finally happening!

Janus: *gets down on both knees*

Remus: the poison is kicking in!

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Patton: Remember, no one can hurt you if you don't let them! Sticks and bones may break my bones, but?

Remus, solemnly: Chains and whips excite me

Patton: NO-

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Remus: talk dirty to me~

Logan: Dirt, Mud, Dust

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Janus: what should we do tonight?

Remus: eat deodorant

Janus: no, something romantic

Remus: eat deodorant in the rain

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Remus: hey, Janus, are you awake?

Janus: what?

Remus: are you awake?

Janus: who the fuck do you think said "what?"

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Logan: having something or someone to care for can improve one's mental health

Patton: like a kid?

Logan: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of a plant-

Roman: we already have Virgil and I don't see how it's improving my mental health in any way

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Virgil: I wish you could block people I'm real life

Janus: Restraing order

Remus: Murder!

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Patton: I told Virgil that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell when he's lying

Roman: how so?

Patton: I'll show ya

Patton: hey kiddo! Do ya love us?

Virgil: *covering his ears with his hands* no

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[superpixie]

Happy Birthday Bob!

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Patton: [On the phone with Logan] LOGAN! I ACCIDENTALLY FELL FOR ONE OF THOSE "WE HAVE YOUR PARCEL, PAY AND YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK" SCAMS! WHAT DO I DO?!

Logan: stay calm, you need to freeze your card and call your bank,

Patton: okay...how do I do that?

Logan: who are you with?

Patton: Roman and Virgil, why?

Logan: ...

Patton: ...hello? Logan?

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Janus: thats it your grounded! No TV

Remus: TV's broken

Janus: right...no mace then!

Remus: but I need that to torment the others!

Janus: *looking arround frantically and finding a pair of glasses* then uh, no logan?

Remus: NO LOGAN???

Janus: NO LOGAN!!!

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Virgil: ah shit, janus is allergic to the cat

Patton: *sympathetically* you know what you have to do buddy

15 minutes later

Patton: hey has anyone seen janus?

Virgil: *stroking the cat happily* . . . Nope

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Roman: hey logan, what's you biggest pet peeve?

Logan: people who miss use lengthy words to try and sound smart

Patton: I totally photosynthesis with that

Logan:. . .

Roman: Logan put the knife away

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Kidnapper: [on the phone with Logan] we have your son!

Logan: *looking at virgil* you must be mistaken, I'm looking at him right now

Kidnapper: then who asked for a glass of warm milk and the crust to be cut of their sandwiches?

Logan: oh god you have my husband

[imjustvibingyaknow]

@whobrokethisvase

[whobrokethisvase]

AND make sure cut the sandwiches into little designs! I like the ones especially that are shaped like flowers :D

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YOU MADE THIS 100X BETTER

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. . .

WHERE THE FRESH FLAPJACK DID YALL COME FROM

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Kidnapper: [on the phone with Logan] we have your son!

Logan: *looking at virgil* you must be mistaken, I'm looking at him right now

Kidnapper: then who asked for a glass of warm milk and the crust to be cut of their sandwiches?

Logan: oh god you have my husband

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Tommy: hey what's an easy meal to make when you haven't seen the sunlight in 10 months and the person you used to be is buried in the garden of your past?

Tubbo: Pasta