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@fandomsareforincorrectquotes
Guys just a reminder that this is an INCORRECT quotes blog. As in usually characters would never say these quotes and it might sound OOC depending on when and where the character is. The quotes are just here to enjoy, not to critique. If you find a quote you don't agree with, just keep moving!
Illario: *sucking on a popsicle* Lucanis: Pfft, you practicing for when Rook gets here? Illario: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Lucanis: *Concern*
Rook: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Lucanis: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"? Illario: Ya know... it might be.
Jinx: Here comes the lightning!
Jinx, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.
Silco: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.
Spite: Lucanis doesn’t deserve you. Spite: If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone. Rook: I'm gone. Spite: Now go chop his dick off!
Rook: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? ;) Lucanis: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Lucanis, trying to sneak out after spending the night with Rook:
Viago, twirling a vial of poison: What are you doing here?
Lucanis: …I could ask you the same question.
Viago: I live here. This is my house.
Lucanis: I should probably ask you a different question.
V: Know why I called you in here? Johnny: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. V: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
*Rook is crying after a breakup* Lucanis: There there, Rook. Rook, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get in my room? Lucanis: Great question—
Karlach: *about Gale and Tav* They make a cute couple, huh? Astarion: They certainly are standing next to each other.
Shepard: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Liara: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Shepard: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Liara: Is it working?
Gavin: How do I tell Connor that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
WOL: Why does Alisaie always do the laundry so loudly? Alphinaud: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. Alisaie, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
Gale: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Wyll, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Lae'zel, deadpanning at Wyll: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Connor: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns. RK900: That's because she's a prostitute.
Astarion: sapnu puaS. Tav: What?? Karlach: What language is that. Astarion: Turn your phone 180 degrees. *Astarion was removed from the groupchat*
Zevran: We need a diversion. I say the Warden gets naked. Wynne: No. Zevran: I could get naked. The squad: NO!!!
