#ffxiv incorrect quotes

[antiloquist]

Hildibrand: Hey, can I ask you a question?

WoL: Yeah.

Hildibrand: Why are we laying in Ul’dah’s marketplace?

WoL: Nashu’s bomb toss knocked you unconscious so I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

Hildibrand: My thanks, my most astute assistant!

[cutiebug21]

[house-fortemptations]

Happy Halloween from a few of my fave Elezens (feat. EleZenos) :3

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Joshua: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Dion: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Joshua: ... I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[littlelordalphinaud]

Alphinaud, over the linkpearl: Estinien I think I'm lost.

Estinien: Where?

Alphinaud:...I don't think you understand what lost means?

[phoenixmiko]

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[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

WOL: Why does Alisaie always do the laundry so loudly? Alphinaud: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. Alisaie, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

[callme-yah]

Alphinaud: Wow! This is amazing! Aliyah did you cook this?

Alisaie: How do you know I didn't make it?

Alphinaud: Alisaie, there are 10 people in the Rising Stones and you'd still be my 11th guess.