Fuck it- im still alive and its all your fault (and mine...shit-)
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Fuck it- im still alive and its all your fault (and mine...shit-)
Unfiction series idea I've had for a while but idk how to do it cause im dumb
Starts out as just regular vlogs of a girl trying to finish a science project but the deeper we get the more we see the girls home life kinda sucks and she starts drinking to numb the pain. Things keep getting worse at home so her videos start to show signs shes making herself stronger and stronger stuff to stay numbed. On camera she starts to look different, eventually being played by a completely different actor. The other actor stands up to the abusive parents, fights back against mistreatment Yada Yada Yada but isn't really able yo control herself. The girl watches the videos of her other half and is like 'well...this is weird but also I wanna do it again' and keeps making the random cocktail of substances to bring out her other half. The series culminates in a livestrean where the other half kills the parents and fully goes off the deep end. Pretty clear jekyll and hyde Inspirations
Me: hm what month is it?
Tumblr: 🍜
Me, a victim of this hell site: oh right back to stupid
Hey me, you just turned 18 right? And you think it's all over right? You feel like you've wasted your life and things will never be better then they are now. Yeah...i know we felt like that. But you wake up every day in spite of that. No matter how dark things get, you never give in. You never relapsed even if you really really REALLY wanted too. Yoir scars healed, your hair got washed, and you learned how much it hurt to smile for hours again. It wasn't easy, but today you turned 21. And it's a hell of a time on the other side
I was living in my sisters room for a while because of and I only just got my room back. I used to burn a lot od scented candles in my room and I think the smell seeped into the walls or something but rn I domt have any candles lit and I can smell my favorite candle
Pokemon game idea that like 1000s of other people have thought of but I wanna word vomit about.
It starts off like a normal pokemon game. Your a literal child and your mom sends you out into the world. You get your starter and start on your route. But then you start to realize that you don't really like when your pokemon get hurt in fight, and that you don't like hurting other pokemon to capture them. But you push on and make it to your first gym battle. You actually meet with the gym leader and talk to them and you realize you don't feel the same drive they do to "be the best" but again you push it down because you've dreamed of being a pro all your life (all 10 years of it) and you get ready for your first battle.
And your ass gets HANDED to you. Like it's borderline impossible the first time around. The gane now diverges. Either you keep pushing forward, getting better pokemon, training them up, and becoming a better trainer (the normal pokemon experience) or you can choose to go home.
You can talk with your mom about your feelings about battling and thinking you won't find joy if you become "the best". And your mom tells you it's ok, that your only 10 years old and that you can take your time with who you want to be and what you wanna do. She invites you to go into work with her tommrow at her bakery. And you see all the different pokemon in different jobs. A smeargle is helping to teach an art class, Chanseys run around helping in hospitals and doctors office, your mom even has a miltank that helps around the store. You look around your little town, taking in everything around you. You can go up to random people and ask how they wound up working where they did. Some people will be open to talking, some won't. Some will be happy with where they are, some tell you they're working to where they want to be, and some people are downright miserable. But you keep on learning. You keep asking questions and you even get to interact with pokemon without having to fight. The game diverges again as you find where your place in the world is. Maybe you like writing books, maybe you grow up to be gardener or an engineer or a teacher; or maybe... you stay with your mom, and inherent the bakery. Maybe you grow up to have a kid of your own who wants to be the best. No matter what ... you find the place in the world you feel happy in.
Even if it isn't at the top.
Is woobles hard or am I dumb
As it turns out, I'm dumb
I just watched every episode of amazing digital circus and boy are my arms tired
I was playing dnd at an after-school club, and it was our first session so all our characters (I think there were like 5 or 6 of us) woke up in separate jail cells. We all talked ti the gaurd and tried to either use magic on him to force him to let us go or fight him but nothing really worked. I tried to tell him I was sick and I'd die if I didn't leave for treatment (not true but shhh) and he said he'd rather us die. So wjen he turns his back I tell the dm
"I wanna throw my chamber pot at him."
Now I INTENDED to just throw shit on Jim so he'd get mad and come into my cell to fight, I was playing a rouge so I was gonna steal the keys once he got close.
Then I rolled a nat 20.
The entire table was floored while the dm describes how my character yeets a chamber pot at the back of the guys head and INSTANTLY KNOCKS HIM OUT. So. I steal the keys from him amd lock him in my jail cell before freeing the others.
I genuinely can't remember if we ever played through that storyline again so the only thing I managed to do while playing dnd ad a rouge was knock out a gaurd using my turds and honestly that's a peak ill never come down from
All things considered, I'm really glad I've made it to today
Fences. Yall ever considered them? I didn't think so
Tumblr Show & Tell
I, father strange, will be hosting a tumblr show and tell. Please comment or reblog with a picture + explanation of your prized possessions that you would like to share with the class today. I expect to receive so many goblin jars, cursed pieces of Garfield merch, and questionably sourced bones.
Make sure you’re very comfortable with sharing because my favourites will be selected for a video!
This is a pin I got from a showing of Aladdin the musical I saw with my sister aunt and cousin. I have other pins including the ones that started my collection but this one holds a special place in my mind because the actor playing Jafar passed out on stage and the staff had to litterally drag him off stage and waited like 20 minutes to continue the show to make sure he didn't die
I don't think it was the same actor who went on but it's funnier to imagine it was
Important things you should hear:
You don’t have to pretend to be strong if you feel like falling apart. It’s okay to show feelings. It’s okay to be vulnerable.
You are doing the best you can, no matter what that might look like. Do not be too hard on yourself; you are trying and that is enough.
You have conquered yet another day although you may thought you would not survive. You are still here and you are still fighting and I am so damn proud of you, my love.
You matter more than you could ever imagine. The world needs you. We need your light. Keep shining through your dark days.
Thank you for being here.
I love you.
Dormant Predators
This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
reblog for that last bit to save a life
If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you.
To all of the adults following me that never heard it from their parents: I’m proud of you, too.
with all the trafficking going on y’all better stay safe!!
It’s a good idea to practice this so you know how to do it in an emergency! You don’t even have to be strong (this guy is pretty muscular) to do it, it’s the force of the swing that makes them break.
Alternatively, if you’re being zip tied or tied up in general it’s a good idea to present your fists to the person instead of having them grab and force them. That way, you can present them in an easier to escape position.
Like these:
The tutorials I followed on this website were super helpful and show a few methods of breaking out of zip ties. It take ten minutes to learn and could quite literally save your life!
Zip ties are a common method of illegal restraint. To defeat zip ties, you can break them, shim them, or slip right out of them. Learn more
While this technique is worth knowing in the event of kidnapping or human trafficking, and so forth, it will not work on police issue flex-cuffs, which happen to be far thicker than standard zip-ties, are double cuffed, and have a reinforced centre.
Attempting this technique with flex-cuffs will firstly cut off circulation to your hands due to the proposed need to tighten them, which is dangerous for many reasons when detained in them for a prolonged period of time, as once on, they will not be loosened until they are removed entirely. And secondly, will likely lead to you breaking your wrists as the force required to break free of them exceeds what can be generated by the over-average male, regardless of how strong they may believe themselves to be. Your best bet, if you can get to relative safety first, is to use the corner of a wall to wear the plastic center-piece down enough to break free.
Please read the last comment before you permanently fuck your wrist.
TL;DR : This method will work for normal zipties, but WILL NOT WORK ON POLICE-ISSUE ZIPTIE CUFFS
Do NOT tighten police-issue ziptie cuffs, as they are much stronger than household use zipties, and you will only cut your circulation off. Get somewhere safe first, and try to saw through them instead by running them over whatever is on hand
these are what the heavy-duty ties will look like, btw.
Important things you should hear:
You don’t have to pretend to be strong if you feel like falling apart. It’s okay to show feelings. It’s okay to be vulnerable.
You are doing the best you can, no matter what that might look like. Do not be too hard on yourself; you are trying and that is enough.
You have conquered yet another day although you may thought you would not survive. You are still here and you are still fighting and I am so damn proud of you, my love.
You matter more than you could ever imagine. The world needs you. We need your light. Keep shining through your dark days.
Thank you for being here.
I love you.