Literal trash

trash who loves all of my children

[jwstudying]

SELF CARE CHEAT SHEET!!

how to treat yourself on a low budget

what to do after a long day

how not to be hard on yourself

staying healthy while studying

need a confidence boost? stand like this

how to deal with mental illness

feel better masterpost

back to school self-care advice

hygiene/beauty masterpost | my make up masterpost | make up masterpost | simple steps for perfect make up | more make up tips | highlighting/contouring

6 ab moves 

hair oil benefits

what is your acne telling you? | another useful post about acne

headaches

masterpost for rough times

the sex ed your parents didn’t give you

head to toe self care

7 simple ways of saying no

compilation of sex tips 

limits of the human body

when to change your toothbrush, workouts etc

useful hoe tips | more +

love yourself

“how to make love”

Dear Teenagers and young adults becoming sexually active for the first time

foods that fix everything

22 less difficult ways to practise self care

self care wheel

superhero workouts | lose 500 calories at home

bad habits and how to break them

stop biting nails

stop procrastinating 

stop skipping breakfast

stretches to improve every aspect of your body

stop cracking knuckles

stop falling asleep late 

list of stress relievers

remove a splinter

smoothie masterpost

morning yoga

hair masterpost

self care masterpost

period hacks | alleviate menstrual cramps

sounds to soothe anxiety | another tip | panic attacks | calming down

things to do when you’re scared, anxious | reduce anxiety

self help for anxiety

what to eat before you run

how to get shit done

how to get ahead in life

self care infographic 

study guide for health (basic first aid, healthy hobbies etc)

a+ self care advice | more lovely advice

coping skills

get rid of negative self talk

feeling sad? | not having a good day? | if anyone is sad | feeling anxious for school? | in case you’re having a bad night | unfuck tomorrow morning

study food

health life hacks

what to do with food poisoning

self talk to end obsessions

self care ideas/tips

what to do with you’re bleeding and don’t have a band aid

why you should drink a lot of water

other cheat sheets

[hajime-isayama-official]

It’s exam time so y'all stay healthy please!

[fandomtrashmachine-blog]

Hamilton: Hey your pants look hot Laurens I like you a lot

Laurens: ^^^

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Me: *expresses interest in theatre*

Other Person: Wow! Have you seen Hamilton?

Me: thEreS A mILlioN ThnIGS i hAveNT DOnE bUt JusT yOU WaiT

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When he looks at you like you’re stupid and you’re not stupid

[hamiltonmemes]

washington: burr, close the door on your way out

burr:

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Burr: F is for friends that do stuff without you.

Madison, chiming in: U is for uninvited.

Hercules: C is for clinging to hope that you won't get forgotten.

Lafayette: K is for krispy creme yum.

Madison: This is not how I expected this conversation to turn out like.

Burr: One time I got into the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off. My entire family went bowling and forgot about me.

Hercules: DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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ITS TIME TO GET SPOOPY

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ITS HALLOWEEN

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That time you have to explain pansexuality to a random Welsh guy you've never actually met, over the phone

[mysticmessengerimagines]

Copyright 2016 Cheirtz, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

What happens when you combine Ouran High School Host Club’s opening theme song with Mystic Messenger’s opening movie/s?

This. This is what happens. 

I had to change a majority of the opening movie (which also has one part of the promotion video inserted) in order for the song to flow through more…

I have forever ruined Mystic Messenger’s opening…

Note: Please don’t repost on other sites (tumblr has a reblog button for a reason, right?). 

Other than that, please enjoy this~!

[fandomtrashmachine-blog]

Today in Religion class the teacher was asking us to give examples of so called 'ultimate questions'. The generic answers came up, 'Does God exist?', 'should we kill?' But right at the end some little shit spoke up with 'Did Erwin deserve to die' of course the teacher looked at him oddly but I knew I FUCKIN KNEW

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Nobody going to mention in ‘Too Short To Ride’ Peridot’s tablet tells her about 2 cute roommates in the area and she replies she already has one?

[versacepromises]

good morning i love not being heterosexual

[fandomtrashmachine-blog]

Why are people so attractive

[hajime-isayama-official]

What eyeliner does Levi use?

The ashes of his dead comrades mixed with tears

[incorrectaotquotes]

A poem by Levi about all the people in his life. Very probably written while drunk.

but who else remember this fic i wrote for my friend as a joke and then ACTUALLY POSTED ASDFGHJKL 

[fandomtrashmachine-blog]

I ship the gays, my mother does not