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i just kinda automatically think of all my mutuals as my age but then one person will mention getting married and having a baby and another will mention going into their junior year of high school and i’m like wait what

writersloth-old-deactivated2021

Mutual 1: my husband bought me roses today!!

Me: your what

Mutual 2: *gets an ask that congratulates them with their 14th birthday*

Me: you’re what

tsyhere

do you ever feel EXTRA touch starved like you’re just laying around and suddenly it’s just If I Do Not Experience Affection Right Now I Will Die And That Is A Promise

#only when i have a crush #lmao and i dont get crushes unless they show interest in me

milkywhoreos

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

shiraglassman

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

demonladytakkuri

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

apocalypse-arising

This reply made this post 101x better

karmacharmeleon18

me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

#i screamed

storybookhawke

Me: bites into chip very quietly

Dog:

thatmightyheart

they’re dumbasses, brent

#bnha

shokou-deactivated20241015

something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*

my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is......... something

#me

My baby rooster (Barty) trying to crow. I love that boy, holy cow.

#my chickens #rooster #tiny sweet boy #i love him #personal

federalbureauofislam

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

noodlemanjpg-deactivated2021120

suga stop ur gonna break daichi

#haikyuu!!#daisuga

skygenders

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

skygenders

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.

#born 1997 #this is true

goblin-gardens

i can love fictional characters despite not liking every aspect of how they were written, and i will love fictional characters despite the flaws in their creation being dealbreakers for other people, and no one can stop me from loving the shit out of the fictional characters that i choose to love and often will actually love harder in the face of opposition