Rules: make a poll with 10 of your favourite movies. they can be just 10 movies you loved seeing, or your top 10 movies of all time, then tag some people.
thanks for the tag @samclownchester <333
tagging: @almostwritingdragon @bakart27 @archangelraphael @bravernificationbeam @mercurialkitty @michaelseagal @justasimpleleaf no pressure on anyone!!!
I had to go to my letterboxd because I just could not remember anything on the spot. And I love these movies. The brain does what the brain wants, I guess.
Pick a movie!!!!
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Dogma (1999)
Project Hail Mary (2026)
Obsession (2026)
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
Glass Onion (2022)
Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (2022)
Ohh this is fun, thank you @watchandread02 and @cas-gpt, even though I cannot remember any movies from the top of my head. So these are movies that I remember enjoying, not particulary my favourite ones:
Pick a movie!!!!
Dogma (1999)
Thank you for smoking (2005
Sweeney Todd (2007)
A Knight's Tale (2001)
Nimona (2023)
The Imitation Game (2014)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Wanted (2008)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Voting ended onJul 15
Tags: @beestiel-winchester @my-flying-sister @werepire05 @femdestiel @blueeyesblueties @saltnburnbaby @rustylovers @tincar87 @yourlocalgrammarfreak + open tags (and no pressure)
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks (2014)
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
Spree (2020)
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)
I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
Superbad (2007)
But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
The Nice Guys (2016)
Voting ended onJul 16
sorry for having like the exact same options as prev (liz you're the one who tagged me knowing we have the exact same taste in movies stop calling me boring)
@honeydewdrops333 @renbugs-copper-crown @kityy-katz @startledmagpie and whoever wants 2 participate
TRIGGER WARNINGS...: WILL DEFINITELY TRIGGER YOU IF YOURE A MINI RAVI OR KYLE....
a/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY COWSET CWUSH 🥺🥺🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻 I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD BIRTHDAY AND LIKE MY FIC YAYAYAYAYAYA
"WAKE UP!! NOW CORSETCRUSH OR ELSE!!!" your mommy angrily yelled out..
"AY WHAT!! DAMMIT GIRL!!!" you yelled from yo bed..
YOU GUYS JUST GOT BACK FROM YOUR CRAZY EP STEN ISLAND DIDY PARTY CRUISE AND YOU WERE SO MAD... YOU THINK YOU GOT THE HANTAVIRUS IN IT.. WHICH YOU DEFINITELY DID... BUT THATS OK CUS U WERE THE ONE WHO SPREAD IT TO EVERYONE ELSE ON THE CRUISE TOO... BUT NOW YOUR MOMY HAS IT SO SHE EXTRA MAD
you ANGRILY woke up and went to grab your tablet to hop on quotev and see if there was any messages from any quotevians.....
but when you looked in the crevace... THERE WAS NO IPAD..
*HOLY SHEET OH MY GOD* YOU THOUGHT..
YOU SURE HOPED YOUR MOMMY DIDNT TAKE YOUR DEVICES AGAIN...
THE NIGHT BEFORE YOU HAD BEEN SCREENSHOTTING PICTURES OF BUTTHOLIOS FLYING IN THE WIND SO YOU WERE VERY SCARED... YOU RAN OUT OF YOUR BEDROOM AND WENT INTO THE LIVING ROOM WHERE YOU FOUND YOUR SIBLINGS HUDDLED TOGETHER PLAYING BABY SIMULATOR...
"wtf..." you said before you saw yo mommy..
"corset crush. 😡" your mommy said to you..
uh oh.. this couldnt be good..
"yeth mommy...." you said ...............................................
"WHATS THIS STUFF ON YOUR DEVICES 😡😡😡😡😡" YOUR MOMMY SAID VERY ANGRILY BEFORE OPENING YOUR IPAD WITH YOUR PASSCODE "69BUTTH0L13069" AND SHOWING YOU 67 SCREENSHOTS OF YOU PLAYING WITH ANOTHER NAUGHTY LITTLE KID AND TALKING ABOUT SAMS BALS...
BUT THEN YOU REMEMBERED..
"THAT WASNT ME!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I THINK SOMEONE TOOK MY TABLET IN THE NIGHT AND DID ALLL THAT STUFF!!!!" you said scawed
"alright corset crush im so .. facking FACKING PIASSED!!! THATS IT!! YOURE GOING TO SUMMER SCHOOL RN I CANT DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE CORSET CRUSH 😡😡😡 YOURE GOING TODAY GO GET YOUR BACKPACK!!" YOU MOMMY ANGRILY YELLED
"BUT ITS MY BIRTHDAY MOMMY STOPUHHH I WAS FILMING!!!"
"IM GONNA SPANK YOR AS IF YOU DONT GO TO SCHOOL 😡😡" YOUR MOMMY ANGRILY YELLED
"FAHHHK!!!!" YOU CRIED OUT SADLY
you ran back into your bedroom and grabbed your backpack and put some shoes on.. you forgot to change your fit but you didnt care because you were so sad that you pulled up to school in this
but its ok because you love yo fit cus tis so tuff
"ALRIGHT IF YOU DONT GET DOWN HERE IN 5 SECONDS CORSET CRUSH I SWEAR ON NANCY AND ROBINS LIFE 😡😡😡"
YOU DIDNT LIKE THAT SO YOU SKIDADDLED YO AHH TO YOUR MOMMY AND JUMPED IN THE CAR BEFORE YOUR MOMMY DROVE YOU TO SCHOOL AT 1000 MPH...
YOU WERE LIKE WTF MOMMY THIS LOWKEY ILLEGAL BUT SHE DIDNT CARE SHE WAS LOCKED IN..
WHEN YOU GUYS FINALLY PULLED UP YOUR MOMMY UNLOCKED YOUR DOOR AND BEFORE YOU COULD PROPERLY GET OUT SHE SHOVED YOU OUT THE DOOR BEFORE SPEEDING OFF...
she claimed she had to go "somewhere for work..." but you swear you saw her driving to the girls club..............................
ANYWAY WHEN YOU PULLED UP YOU COULDNT FIND ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS!! YOU RAN TO THE PRINCIPLE AND YOU WERE LIKE
"AYO WHOS IN SUMMER SCHOOL THIS YEAR?!?" and the names that were listed were just some bums and you were like WTF!!!
anyway.. you almost got a spanking from the teacher who likes secs and gooning and you ran to your first clas.. when you sat down you saw some RANDOM little kid sitting next to you ..
"OH MAH GAH!! IS THAT A SONIC SHIRT????!"
*ayo wtf hows this kid even allowed to be here .. like it looks like bos age...*
"oh YAA SONIC YA I LOVE SONIC yA YA SONIC *FART FART*" YOU SAID TRYING TO BE NICE
"YA SONICC YAAA !!! YAA *FARTS BACK*"
"umm whats your name" you said trying to be nice..
"im honey sex-senpai.. im honey senpai!!" the little kid said
"oh um.. nice... im corset crush" you said before awkwardly shaking his hand...
this guy lowkey smelled bad... like you noticed if you look behind his chair a bit there was a brown stain on his pants and...?? it looked poofy like maybe he was wearing A DIAPER under his pants and it was full of poop...
"OKAY GUYS GODDAMIT ITS TIME FOR CLASS!!" the teacher yelled before starting the lesson...
you guys had to learn about hiding your devices and you got an A- but everyone else got an F....
as class dismissed the teacher held you back..
"AY CORSET CRUSH IMMA NEED YOU TO HELP DESE KIDS AT LUNCH AND TEACH DEM ABOUT HIDING DER DEVICES" THEY GUY YELLED
"UMMM OK WTF!...." YOU SAID BEFPRE RUNNING YO AHH TO LUNCH CUS GODDAMN WERE YOU HUNGRY..
THATS WHEN YOU REMEMBERED YOU BROUGHT CUPCAKKE IN YO BAG SINCE IT WAS YOUR BDAY
BUT YOUR MOMMY MADE YOU BRING CUPCAKKES FOR ALL THE OTHER SHITTY SUMMER SCHOOL KIDS TOO..
YOU PULLED OUT YOUR CUPCAKKES AND LOOK OVER TO SEE THIS..
EVERYONE WANTED YOUR FUCKING CUPCAKES...
"ummm... ok " you said looking around
"CAN I HAVE ONE" THE OBNOXIOUS LITTLE KID FROM EARLIER SAID WHILE PULLING UP
you were about to say yes before noticing the prominent brown stain and liquid.. dripping down his leg
"um... yes if you get the fuck away from me.." you said before throwing a cupcake at him
"NYAHHAHAH YAY YAY CUPCAKKE *FART SHART* YAYAAA DIEREAHEA IMMA EAT THIS ON THE TOILET!!!" HE SAID BEFORE RUNNING AWAY
THATS WHEN YOU NOTICED ALL THE OTHER BUMS CAME TO TRY SOME TOO
"AYO CAN I HAVE ONE!!" SAY TOMOHAWKY
YOU JUMPED UP AND HANDED OUT CUPCAKKES TO EVERYONE EXCEPT ONE PERSON.. THIS CREEPY LOOKING GUY
"hey wheres my cupcake baby.." HE SAID TO YOU....
"STOP IM GONNA TELL ON YOU.."
then you noticed that the man randomly disappeared while moaning..
but what you didnt notice.. is that the opps were out to get you that day..
you took a bite of your cupcake and it was super good but you noticed some white?? powder on it... but you ignored it and kept eating it..
thats when the creepy guy with the brown hair pulled up to your table and started whispering to you..
"hey buddy.. want to buy some drugs off of me... im the school dealer 😎😎"
he said while reaching into his pocket and pulling out a suspicious bag with white powder in it..
"um... what kind of drug is that" you said to the strange dude
"well its a mix of math and footanyl"
you were gonna say no.. but then you were like
ITS MY BIRTHDAY ITS TIME FOR DRUGS!!!!!
SO YOU IMMEDIATELY SAID YES BEFORE GRABBING THE BAG AND SWALLOWING ALL THE POWDER
BUT THATS WHEN.. THE DUDE STARTED LAUGHING AT FULL FORCE
..
"WHATS SO FUNNY 😡😡😡😡" YOU SAID ANGRILY
BUT BEFORE YOU COULD GET ANOTHER WORD IN THE MAN HAD ALREADY RUN OFF... YOU WERE PRETTY SURE HE DIDNT EVEN GO TO THE SCHOOL AND THAT HE WAS SOME RANDOM OB HOBIE BUT YOU TRIED TO FORGET ABOUT IT....
*FAST FORWARD 2 HOURS *
YOU BUSTED THE BATHROOM STALL OPEN NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO CLOSE IT BEHIND YOU BEFORE JUMPING ON THE TOILET AND BEGINNING SHARTING EVERYWHERE
I MEAN FULL ON LIQUID SHIT FLYING OUT OF YOUR AS EVERYWHERE
"FAKKKKK FAHKKK!! IM SHITITNG IM SHITTING!!"
BUT THATS WHEN YOU REMEMBERED YOU SECRETLY SNUCK YOUR PHONE IN YOUR BUTTCHEEK POCKET SO YOU PULLED IT OUT AND HOPPED ON YOUR FAV SITE AND STARTED POSTING
"im having liquid diarhea rn👀👀👀👀"
AND YOU WATCHED AS THE COMMENTS FLOODED IN
"STOP"
"HELP ME"
"OMG ME TOO"
but what they didnt know.. is you were actually taking a shit and poop was flying all over and on your screen .. and all over your fingers so you kept making spelling mistakes... well.. then you saw fartquen12 crying
"i love you so much corset crush... youre my favorite.."
"i love you moreZz"
" 'Zz' "
"STOP MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN."
but you were LYING the whole time.... it wasnt broken... THERE WAS DIARHEA ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN MAKING IT GLITCH AND GET ALL WET AND TYPE RANDOM STUFF AND AT ONE POINT IT MADE YOU BLOCK FARTQUEN12 AND WRITE "FARTQUEN12 IS A FAT BITCH" AND POST IT??!?!??!
anyway.. you deleted the post before someone came banging on yo stall
"CORSETCRUSH SENPAI ARE YOU IN THERE?!?!?!?' BUT THE DOOR WASNT SHUT SO SHE BUSTED IT OPEN AND YOU SAW SOME LADY WITH GREEN BOOBS IMEAN GREEN HAIR AND BIG BOOBAS STARING AT YOU LIKE NGH NGH PAPI PAPI AND YOU WERELIKE WTF!!! DO THE CURTAINS MATCH THE DRAPES!?!?!?
"corset crush senpai.. let me help you"... she said before LICKING THE DOOKIE OFF YOUR FINGERS AND STARTED PULLING YO PANTS UP AND YOU WERE LIKE
"WTF BITCH IM NOT DONE!!" SO YOU SHOVE THAT STUPID BITCH AND GOT BACK TO POOPPING
"IM TELLING ON YOU!! IM GONNA TYPE AN ANGRY MESAGE ON YOUR ACTIVITY WITH MY GREEN TITIES!!" THE LADY YELLED BEFORE RUNNING AWAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM
"WTF!!!!!" YOU YELLED OUT BEFORE QUICKLY PULLING UP YOUR PANTS AND RUNNING TO CLASS SO YOU DIDNT GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN (LITERALLY) BUT YOU .. YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HADNS....
*MAN.. WTF WAS IN MY CUPCAKE...* YOU THOUGHT OUTLOUD... YOU DIDNT KNOW YOU THOUGHT IT OUTLOUD UNTIL YOU LOOK AROUND THE CLASSROOM TO SEE YOUR TEACHERS AND RANDOM KIDS STARING AT YOU WEIRD WITH YOU COVERED IN SHIT
*teacher pov*
you were just teaching class when all of the sudden that weird ass corsetcrush kid comes in breathing heavily and jumping all around...
*corsetcrush pov*
"umm.. corset crush are you okay buddy,,," your teacher said to you
"NO I WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND THERE WAS POOP EVERYW-"
"okay i think youre having some issues um.. lets go have special nyan neko sugar girl time okay??" your teacher said before taking you to a special room to watch nyan neko sugar girls by yourself...
"okay buddy... you can watch an episode and have your apple juice and then we need to do more work ok buddy..." your teacher said while hopping on youtube trying to speedrun pull up nnsg video
"YAY!!!' YOU SAID HAPPILY BECAUSE YOU ARE CORSETCRUSH AND YOU LOVE NNSG
your teacher left the room and you started watching nnsg..
YOU SAID EVERY SINGLE QUOTE AS IT CAME UP IN THE VIDEO BECAUSE YOUVE SEEN IT 67 TIMES
"YAYYY POOPY SAN NYA NYA!!" YOU SAID HAPPILY
thats when you heard some screaming and fighting in the hall........
"DAMMIT GIRL!!!!"
"CORSETCRUSH IS MINE!!! FUCK YOU SLUT!!!"
WHEN YOU RAN OUT OF YOUR ROOM YOU SAW ... BRENA?!?!?!? FIGHTIJG WITH CORSET CRUSH GF?!?!?!?
"STOP IT GUYS OH MY GOD!! STOP FIGHTING!!" YOU YELLED OUT TRYING TO HELP ..
"NO I WANNA BE CORSET CRUSH GF!!!' YELLED BRENA
"NO ME!!!' YELLED CORSETCRUSH GF
thats when you looked down at the end of the hall to see..
FART QUEN 12 AND SHE COMES RUNNING AND START FIGHTING CORSETCRUSH GF AND BRENA
THATS WHEN THE TEACHERS START TRYING TO PRY THE OB HOBIES OFF EACHOTHER BUT IT DOESNT WORK AND FINALLY THE TEACHERS DECIDE THAT THE SCHOOL IS SO HOBO AND THAT THEY DONT GET PAID ENOUGH SO THEY STOP TRYING TO HELP...
"GUYS STOP THIS ISNT YOU... NO CORSETCRUSH GF... NO BRENA!!! NO FARTQUEN12!!!" YOU YELLED TRYING TO HELP
"GODDAMIT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OFF EACHOTHER!!!' SOME GUY SAID BEFORE DOING THIS TO THEM
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!" THEY ALL YELLED OUT IN UNISON
"IM A STU PEDASSO"
the whole room got quiet.. but you couldnt hold it in..
YOU STARTED LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!!!
"DAHHAHAH YA AND MY NAMES REALLY CORSET CRUSH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" YOU SAID ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
but thats when you felt a large hard object hit you over the head with the force of 1000 buttcheeks and you got sent flying before you passed out.
...................................
you woke up and as you looked around you were in the hospital........
"OH MAH GAH COWSET CWUS!! YOW AWAKE!!" YO MOMMY SAID RUNNING OVER..
thats when you mommy started yelling for the doctor to come in.
you heard loud running footsteps before you look and see this running in the room with you
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.
.
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.
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"OHHH MY GODD!!!! IS THAT WHITAKER!!! OH MY GODD NHGHGH NGHG NGH GNHG NGH GNGH GNG GHGNHG GGNGHG" YOU SCREAMED OUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
YOU WERE SO EXCITED YOU HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH A SEXY HOT FINE HOT DADY AHH LOOKING DUDE IN YOUR WHOOOLE LIFE AND HES SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE
"AY. CORSET CRUSH!! DONT SAY THAT!! THATS VERY INAPPROPRIATE AND DISRESPECTFUL." YOUR MOMMY SAID LOOKING ANGRY
"MOMMY STOPITUH!!! HES SOOOO FINEE NGH NGH!!" YOU SAID LOWKEY HUMPING THE HOSPITAL BED
"WTF!" THE DOCTOR GUY SAID BEFORE AWKWARDLY PULLING YOUR MOM ASIDE WHILE SIDE EYEING YOU WEIRDLY
BUT THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE WINKING AT HIM AND POINTING AT HIM AND BECKONING YOUR FINGER AT HIM.
LIKE THAT
...
whitaker awkwardly looked at you before telling your mommy that you need serious treatment and you might have memory damage for the rest of your life....
he also whispered into your mommy ear.. and from what you could make out... he said somethign like "we also gave your son a test for fentanyl and other drugs... and it was positive..." and your momy looked really angy..
"corsetcrush... buddy what do you remember..?" your mommy said to you looking into your eyes as she walked over
"ummmm i dont know..."
"okay.... what happened before you passed out..."
"i dont remember.." you said very scared...
then you started to cry.. you were so scared... you couldnt remember anything....
BUT THEN THE DOCTOR CAME OVER AND SO DID YOU
"OHHH MY GODDDDD FINE SHIT FINE SHIT!!!" YOU SAID YELLING AT HIM
"SHOVE YOUR BIG NEEDLE IN MY ARM YES DADDY!!" YOU MOANED OUT WHILE HE PUT AN IV IN
"what the fok..." said whitaker under his breath
"please excuse my son... hes a bit confused right now.."
"its okay ma'am i know what its like..." he said before quickly skidaddling out of the room...
a few hours later the doctors told your mom and you that you could go back home...
you were confused because you thought you needed serious treatment but apparently you could leave... so you ran back to the car still in your sonic fit and jumped in...
you were sad that you couldnt see the hospital huzz anymore but it was okay cus you just wanted to go home so you could hop on your favorite site then next thing you know you could play adopt me...
as your mom pulled into the driveway she also gave you this pill..
"what is this.." you said looking at it
"just eat it.. its good for you" your mommy said looking at you before giving you special weird looking water to drink with your pill
when you swallowed the pill and the water it felt like you got absolutely exploded in the head and quickly your head became fuzzy... your mommy then got out of the car with you to go in the house.. when you guys went to the house and pull up... you opened the front door and the lights were off and then ALL OF THE SUDDEN
THE LIGHTS COME FLYING ON AND THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE!!
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORSETCRUSH!!!!" THEY ALL SCREAMED IN UNISON
"HOLY SHEEETTTT!!! YAYYY MY FAVOWITE!!!" AND ALL OF THE MEMORIES CAME RUNNING BACK FROM THE DRUGS AND THEN MOCHI COMES UP TO YOU AND EXPLAINS EVERYTHING..
"YA COWSET CWUSS!! WE PWANKED YOU!!! THAT GUY DIDNT ACTUALLY HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD AND GIVE YOU MEMORY LOSS YOU JUST THOUGHT HE DID CUS WE GAVE YOU DRUGS!!!!! THEN WE GAVE YOU MORE DRUGS TO REMEMBER!!! ARENT YOU SO HAPPY COWSET CWUSS NOW YOU CAN PLAY WITH EVERYONE AND HAVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER YAYY!!!"
MOCHI SAID HAPPILY
"YAYYYYY!!! PLAYTIME!!!" YOU SCREAMED BEFORE JUMPING ON EVERYONE AND HAVING A DIDDY PARTY!!!!
THEN THEY WHIPPED OUT THE CAKE WHILE THEY STARTED BLASTING WHITAKER EDITS ON THE BIG SCREEN
YOU LOVED YO CAKE AND YOU ATE IT UP AND EVERYONE WAS EATING THE DIDDY CAKE AND PLAYING AND IT WAS SO FUN AND DIDDY PARTY
THATS WHEN THE GIRL FROM SCHOOL BUSTS IN WITH A TOILET BRUDH HALF WAY UP HER AH HOLE AND SHE VIDEOING IT WHILE RUNNIGN AROUND
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!" YELLED CORSETCRUSH MOMMY
THEN WHITAKER WAS LIKE WTF WE NEED TO HELP THIS LADY SO EVERYONR STARTED RUNNIGN AROUND AND TRYING TO CATCH THE RANDOM LITTLE KID RUNNIGN AROUND ALL OILED UP AND THERE WAS OIL ALL OVER THE PARTY AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!
FINALLY THEY GOT THE CRAZY OILED UP LADY OUT OF THE PARTY BUT THATS WHEN THEY REALISEF THAT WASNT THE LADY FROM SCHOOL THAT WAS BRENA.. 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
THEN YOU STARTED PLAYING WITG CORSETCRUSH GF AND DIDDY PARTY AND OPEN ALL YOUR PRESENTS AND MOST PEOPLE GOT YOU TICKLE TIME PRESENTS FROM TICKLE STORE AKA SPENCERS AND YOU WERE LIKE WTF OMG AND YOUR MOMMT WAS LIKE WTF THIS IS INAPPARIPATR!!!!
YOU GUYS ALL GOT SPANKINGS AND HAD TO GO HOME BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAD THE BEST DIDDY PARTY OF ALL TIME
fast forward like 5 hours
it was bed time.. it was time for bed... and you were just getting on your phone that you stole (cus you made your mommy think you turned it in but you actually replaced it with your phone case with some poop in it to make it look real but smell bad) so you just hopped on your favorite site and you were just.. watching the ouran video,.... reading this fic, going through everything and you were so happy and just playing... and you were all posting like "hey guys it my birfday" and everyone like yayyy birthday!!!
but thats when...
*WTF WAS THAT...*
you thought.... but you chose to ignore it because you were too busy playing and laughing with brena and corsetcrush gf and fart quen 12 and bertha and everybody and playing and having playtime
"dohoho im gonna stick my finger up your but!!" said ryan gary-
"ERRRR WTF!!!" YOU SAID OUTLOUD...
YOU WERE SO SURPRISED YOUR MOMMY WASNT WAKING UP BUT YOU WERE LIKE WTF!! AND YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR SO YOU DIDNT AND YOU JUST KEPT PLAYING...
"guys theres someone at my door 👀👀👀👀" YOU POSTED WHILE LAUHGING..
BUT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE POSTED THAT.. BECAUSE THEN FARTQUEN12 WAS SPIRILING IN YO SSHI LIKE
"BIH WHY YOU CHET ON ME" BUT YOU WERE LIKE WTFF !!! SO YOU JUST KEPT PLAYING-
......
"ALRIGHT WHAT THE FOK." YOU SAID OUTLOUD BEFORE GETING OUT OF YOUR BED AND RUNNING DOWN STAIRS AT FULL SPEED.. TO OPEN THE DOOR BECAUSE YOUR MOMY WAS SO PASSED OUT FROM SPENDING THE WHOLE NIGHT PARTYIGN AT THE GIRLS CLUB
you opened the front door to a mysterious man standing at the door...
"um... hi" you said awkwardly
"hi.. i have a package for a uh...... *cough* a... a dorian..? is there a dorian here..."
"um..... yeah i guess thats me..." even though you were really named corsetcrush
"okay well i have a package here for you... i was told it had to be delivered on this day... and to this house immediately to a little boy named dorian..." said the delivery dude
"um. okay thank you i guess"
"yeah i need you to sign your initials here then i can give it to you.." the dude said...
this guy kind of smelled like straight ass and was stinking up the whole place and you wanted to get back on your favorite site so you just quickly signed and grabbed the package, thanked the sus dude then slammed the door...
"what the hell is this..." you said under your breath before running to yo bedroom with it...
"maybe a new fun birthday present....!!" you said before grabbing a skibidi toilet keychain you got to open it...
it was a strange looking box and it smelled absolutely awful.. you didnt realise the bad smell was coming from the box and not the delivery dude..
it was also strangely ... soggy? you were very confused... and curious.. so you just grabbed the keychain and opened the box up..
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.
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WTF!!!!
YOU OPENED THE BOX AND YOU SEE RED STUFF EVERYWHERE AND A NOTE THAT IS SOAKED IN BROWN AND RED LIQUID
YOURE LIKE WTF!! AND IT SMELLS LIKE PENNIES SO YOU THINKS ITS BLOOD AND YOU AINT TRYNA CATCH AIDS BUT YOU DO WANNA SEE SO YOU GRAB THAT NOTE UP AND START READING
"My sweet .. sweet dorian... i love you so much.. nothing could ever keep us apart.. i cant sleep without you, i cant eat without you, i cant poop without you, i cant pee without you. infact i have gotten multiple enemas in the past few weeks and medication cus when u left i got 5 utis and a yeast infection........ i just need you in my life... i knew ever since i met you... that...... we .... are ...... meant to be together... ok... and you might not see that. but i know.... i truly know.............,........ youre the one for me dorian..... every night when im playin adopt me and im riding on my fly ride dookie pooop seal diarhea pet... i just think about us... and how much i miss it..... and i just need you in mah laife dorian... plz... plehhh pleh dorian plehh... pleh i ned you plehhh dorian...... - love, your boyfriend forever, lainn aka ren,,,"
NEXT TO THE LETTER WAS A WHITE STAIN ON THE PAPER THAT HAD A CIRCLE AROUND IT AND AN ARROW POINTING TO IT, AND NEXT TO IT. IT SAID. "MY NUT.. I NUTTED WHILE WRITING THIS FOR YOU DORIAN.., I LUVVV YOU PLEHH TAKE ME BACKUH!!!"
you were like wtf. and you didnt even wanna open the package.. but you did out of curiosity...
WHEN YOU OPENED IT YOU FOUND A BUNCH OF LAINNS HAIR LIKE LAINN HAD GONE BALD OR SOMETHING CUS THEY SHAVED OFF ALL THEIR HAIRAND SHOVED IT IN THE BOX WITH 50 LIKE ZIPLCOKS BAGS FULL OF BROWN STUFF THAT YOU COULD ONLY ASUSUME WAS POOPIE. YOU ALSO FOUND LIQUID WATER BOTTLES WITH BRIGHT YELLOW LIQUID AND ON THE LID THEY ALL READ "DRINK HERE" AND ALL YOU COULD THINK WAS
NICE TRY DIDDY.
YOU WERE NOT DRINKING OR PLAYING WITH ANY OF THAT>. YOU ALSO FOUND A BUNCH OF PICS THAT HAD BEEN TAKEN OF YOU AND PICS OF DIRTY DIRTY LAINN AND YOU WERE LIKE WTF. YOU WERE SO SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE YOU TOOK THE PACKAGE TO THE BATHROOM AND PUT IT IN THE TOILET BEFORE LIGHTING IT ON FIRE SO YOU MOMMY DIDNT SEE AND YOU DIDNT GET IN BIG TROUBLE.
YOU RAN YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR BED AND TRIED FAKE SLEEPING BUT THEN YOU ACUTALLY FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP TO YOUR MOM SCREAMIJNG AT FULL VOLUME
"WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!! THE TOILET IS ON FIRE!!!!" AND YOU WERE LIKE OUU SHII I DID THAT BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU WERENT GONNA SAY THAT..
LUCKILY EVERYTHING HAD BEEN BURNED UP SO NO ONE FOUND IT EXCEPT YOU. ALSO WGEN YOU WOKE UP YOU HAD 50+ FRIEND REQUESTS ON ROBLOX, DISCORD, INSTAGRAM, TUMBLR, AND EVEN THE HUB ALL OF THE ACCOUNTS WERE NAMED "LAINN" AND YOU COULD NOT BE SCAREDER.
BUT THEN U WOKE FOR REAL!!! BECAUSE THAT WAS ALL A DREAM 🤫🤫 NOW ITS TIME FOR CORSETCRUSH REAL BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRFDAY CORSETCRUSH!!!
(AND THIS IS WHY KIDS YOU NEVER EVER SHARE YOUR ADDRESS WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET EVEN IF YOU GUYS ARE DATING YOU JUST DONT DO THAT. ITS NOT SAFE)
SO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I WANT YOU TO START PRACTICING ONLINE SAFETY BECAUSE AT YOUR AGE YOU NEED TO LEARN IT BUDY...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY AND NEVER GIVE YOUR INFO TO DDIDDLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD MY GLORIOUS WIFE FARTQUEN12 MADE ME A GIFT FOR MY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!! THE REFS MADE ARE TEWW NICHE 😂
🔥🔥🔥
is this the swim club?? HECK NAW THIS IS THE ORAL CLUB DA FUHHH !!! ohh where you give oral presentations ?? well you do do it in front of a larrgggee crowddd im TAMOHAWKWI
When I watched Lalaland for the first time, i was so mad at the ending, perhaps i was too Naive at that time, or i hadn't experience the same for myself at that time. And now years later, i see the edits of Lalaland and i get that, i get that not every thing is meant to last, that sometimes you meet a person and thinks that you have found the one, you are happy, actually you are on cloud 9. Butterflies in your stomach and starry eyed, but still you have to let that person go. That it was the right person but the wrong time. And you'll remember them your whole life, perhaps you'll always love them even if you love someone else now. The love for them will still be there in your heart. And maybe years later you find their old text or see them at a coffee shop, you'll feel excitement with a pang in the heart. And now i understand Mia's teary smile and Sebastian's nod. I don't get mad at the ending anymore. Instead it makes me feel alot of things.
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