prince fangirl

allison; just a girl with a tumblr dedicated to prince oliver of arrendale. takes requests for fanfictions about the prince (smut please!)

[princeoliverr]

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love going out and getting trashed and making a scene because it gets the attention off of my papa and little brother, and well, that’s always a bonus. It’s- not having privacy is something I’ve always been used to, so. I’ve- I’ve slept with a total of two girls that aren’t like- aren’t someone I’ve seriously dated. So the whole playboy thing is really honestly just to mess with the magazines and tv shows. It’s my way of creating entertainment and a diversion. Maybe you could come meet them one day, I’m sure they’d love you. My papa is always trying to find a new babysitter, after all. So what do I call you? Beautiful? Gorgeous? Mysterious book girl? Oh, yeah, don’t worry, I’m thin, we could fit together.

[fangirlallison-blog]

Gets their attention? I'm guessing not in the right way though. I know it surprises a lot of people, but I think it's- it's kind of exciting. I don't really go out, so it's just kind of fun to read about. I'm pretty sure my parents would lock me in a tower if they caught me doing half the things. Pffft, I've slept with t-tons of guys. Like... Like two, maybe. Meet- Meet the Kings? Me? No- I- no, I couldn't. Watch your siblings? You're too kind, I doubt- I'm just normal. I've babysat before, but royal kids? I'm not sure I'm cut out for it. You're really kind, Oliver. My name, oh, my name is Allison Scott. Mysterious book girl has a nice ring to it though. Fit... Together, yeah. I hope thats a ruler in your pocket, Oli. 

[princeoliverr]

Sure, I’m a prince, but I’m not famous for talents or otherwise, I’m famous because of- you know- I was born into it. Kinda. Sure, I embraced it, but it’s nice to have- have privacy I guess. I mean, I do- stick it in things that move, but only the ones I really care about. You’re not gonna find me fuckin’ a watermelon, for sure. No- what- I mean, I’ve dabbled in it, but I- I definitely prefer women. They’re softer. You’re definitely not average, sweetheart, but I’ll let you keep thinking that if it makes you feel better. With my dads and three siblings, I’m never lonely. I just- we like being closer to one another and the castle just isn’t the right way to go about that. Whoa, you don’t have to be sorry, but please call me Oliver. Prince is too formal. We’re not in a media room, okay? Hmm, take me to them? It might be what I’m looking for. Maybe.

[fangirlallison-blog]

You're known for being, well, you. I suppose your personality and good looks is your talent, people really adore you. I can't imagine not having privacy, but I suppose I take it for granted. So the whole playboy image is wrong? I always kinda hoped that those rumors weren't true. Well, at least the watermelons of the country can sleep peacefully at night. Oh, um, w-what else do you prefer? You don't have to answer that, I'm sorry. I sometimes can't actually control the words leaving my mouth when Oliver Lacey is in front of me. You're close to your family, that so nice. I mean I'm close to my parents, but that's only because they're really... well, hover parents, I guess. Oliver, yeah I can do that. Oliver. They're over here, kind of in the back. Not a lot of people come looking in this section so it's kind of... unkept and messy- tight squeeze. We can order something if you're looking for something specific. 

[princeoliverr]

I’m not famous, doll, I’m just a prince. I was kinda born into this whole ordeal, ya’know? Didn’t really have a choice. I mean, sure, it’s not like I can have someone just waiting for me to like- pop a boner or anything. Sure, girls love me, guys do too, but I don’t just stick it in anything that moves, ya’know? I’m a guy that likes- I have certain tastes, I guess. Only child? That must be nice. No screaming kids around ever. No, but you are, seriously- you’ve got to know that, right? I mean, my dads and our family- we don’t really like to do all that- we don’t like to live in the castle. We kinda consider that the Queen’s job, and since she’s been MIA for a few years, and Papa’s kinda taken over, he still doesn’t really feel comfortable in the castle. It’s too big. Actually- uh- yeah, kinda. Would you happen to have any books on- magical healing flowers?

[fangirlallison-blog]

Not famous? Yo-You're a prince! Look at you- you're on the cover of at least three magazines this month alone. I suppose you didn't have a choice though. I just always thought you... Embraced it. B-Boner? I- yeah, well- I suppose, yeah. I'm glad to know you don't, um, stick it anything that moves. Certain tastes? Oh, oh- you like guys, I see. I mean, there was rumors- I'm not going to tell anyone or anything. I like children, I suppose. Probably because I don't have any siblings. Know that I'm "gorgeous"? I know I'm average, I'm a realist. I don't get to talk to Princes often. That makes sense, your dads are really popular too. It's a shame about your Aunt though. I always wanted to live in a castle when I was little, but I can understand that it's probably really big. But with your family it can't be too lonely, can it? I mean, I only have my parents, so I wouldn't know. Why would you care about this anyways, I'm sorry Oliv- Prince. Magical healing flowers? Oh! I think we have a few books over here, but it's about the Prince and Princess of Corona. I think it's actually written by the King. Other than that maybe a few scientific things about it.

[princeoliverr]

I mean, really, that’s silly, considering we live in the same town, but you know, considering my papa homeschooled me, I guess that’s understandable. I mean, I was joking, but now that you’re stuttering, I’m starting to think otherwise. Read porn- or- what’s it called? Smut? Nah, I just watch it, if i’m feeling really desperate. I highly doubt you’d do something like that, doll. You’re a bit too gorgeous for that shit, anyways. Yeah, that’s the one, the twins can’t really be considered because of the whole adoption thing, after all. Here? Well, my papa asked me to pick up a few books for our uncle and aunt in Verona, so that’s what I’m doing here.

[fangirlallison-blog]

I just don't get out that often and you're, well, you're famous. Oh no, I don't write anything like that at all. I just, um, get really nervous in front of Princes. You watch porn? Why on earth would you need to- I mean, all the girls love you. Not that I'm one of those girls. I was just, my little sister really likes you- oh, who am I kidding. I'm an only child. Too gorgeous? Me? I don't- I'm not. I'm just surprised they'd actually send you, don't you have people who do that for you? Although that's super nice of you, do you- um, need any help?

[cohenandthecrown]

I know, I know, I see myself in the mirror every morning, you know. I mean, if it were a dream, I’d probably ignore the fact that you write some very explicit things about me, but as of right now, that’s not the case. You’re pretty kinky, actually. But yeah, the one and - well, I guess I’m not the only ever since the little shitter came along, but that’s me.

[fangirlallison-blog]

I'm sorry I just, I never imagine actually running into you. Or- or anything. Explicit? I don't- you have me confused with that other Allison- ha ha. You don't actually... Read that do you? Not that it's me- because it isn't. Oh! Are you talking about Prince Asher? What are you even doing here? 

[princeoliverr]

I can tell you one thing, I look even better in person. I’m assuming you’re talking about the magazine with the oil? Took forever to get off in the shower.

[fangirlallison-blog]

In per- oh my god! I- yeah- I, yeah, that's- I mean it looks like y-you're oiled up and hot. I mean! I-I'm sorry. Yeah- holy shit. Is this a dream? You're the prince.

[fangirlallison-blog]

The new magazine came out today, thank god my parents sent me money today. The Prince looks so amazing on the cover, I bet there's a poster in here too-