Youâre known for being, well, you. I suppose your personality and good looks is your talent, people really adore you. I canât imagine not having privacy, but I suppose I take it for granted. So the whole playboy image is wrong? I always kinda hoped that those rumors werenât true. Well, at least the watermelons of the country can sleep peacefully at night. Oh, um, w-what else do you prefer? You donât have to answer that, Iâm sorry. I sometimes canât actually control the words leaving my mouth when Oliver Lacey is in front of me. Youâre close to your family, that so nice. I mean Iâm close to my parents, but thatâs only because theyâre really⊠well, hover parents, I guess. Oliver, yeah I can do that. Oliver. Theyâre over here, kind of in the back. Not a lot of people come looking in this section so itâs kind of⊠unkept and messy- tight squeeze. We can order something if youâre looking for something specific.Â
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love going out and getting trashed and making a scene because it gets the attention off of my papa and little brother, and well, that's always a bonus. It's- not having privacy is something I've always been used to, so. I've- I've slept with a total of two girls that aren't like- aren't someone I've seriously dated. So the whole playboy thing is really honestly just to mess with the magazines and tv shows. It's my way of creating entertainment and a diversion. Maybe you could come meet them one day, I'm sure they'd love you. My papa is always trying to find a new babysitter, after all. So what do I call you? Beautiful? Gorgeous? Mysterious book girl? Oh, yeah, don't worry, I'm thin, we could fit together.
