SchwaSoCool

Languages, fangirling, animals, memes, and random stuff.

[stephenstrvnge]

“My girlfriend is a big fan of yours, Mr.Holmes.”

One look. One single look.

[streetlight-and-stars]

And an apology from Sherlock

[fangirlhani]

This epic post!!!

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[pinof]

the struggles of a procrastinating workaholic

[wordsnstuff]

If people cannot write well, they cannot think well, and if they cannot think well, others will do their thinking for them.

George Orwell (via wordsnstuff)

[ashestoashesjc]

“I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world. I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum. “Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!” I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away. Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.”

—

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

[bisexualjodielandon]

What they say: “I just feel like LGBTQ stuff shouldn’t be shoved down our throats. Stop forcing it in every show and movie.”

What they mean: “No one’s actually forcing me to watch anything. I just don’t expect gay people in shows and movies unless it’s explicitly labeled “LGBTQ”. When gay people appear in something I’m watching outside of that description, it feels like I was tricked into seeing people that I (subconsciously or blatantly) ignore the existence of in real life, and the growing expectation to treat them as equals is actually what I feel is being forced down my throat.“

[fanonical]

logically i think harry should have treated luna a little better as regards being ‘weird’ because like he doesn’t actually know much about being a wizard?

like he didn’t know that not everyone could talk to snakes, who’s he to say that nargles aren’t real

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[tariqah]

This is real

[juliastiles]

[misskamala]

Do you think it’s a good idea to bring your ex on a mission?

[hedgehog-goulash7]

there are two kinds of people…

[t-fey]

It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for.

Amy Poehler in Yes Please (via t-fey)

[vablatsky]

this game is why I have trust issues

[softcore-revolutionary]

[leeyoobin]

reputation precedes me, they told you i’m c r a z y

[asking-jude]

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