Hey There Friendship!

I'm kinda, most definately, in desperate need of a Wonka bar right now... Or several chicken nuggets I'm not picky

[omghotmemes]

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

[cdn-apex-predator]

the long game

[bogleech]

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

[vanityrex]

[guerrillatech]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bogleech]

When you hear anything about America’s “economic growth” or “wealth” they are measuring by business and just assuming it benefits everyone here, but we have an actual higher ratio of poor to rich people than almost anywhere else. We have the highest costs and highest debt for both medical care and education. We also have the largest percentage of people in prison, mostly for nonviolent charges, and more *ways* to go to prison than the global norm.

We also do not measurably have “the most freedom” of any country, if you can even figure out how that’s supposed to be defined, but the idea sure gets hammered into us our whole lives. Americans both right and left genuinely think they’d be less free living in ANY other place on the planet. We’re never actually taught any examples of how.

Funny as hell to see the notes full of arguing with debkorvelus, the same user who outright said that water should never be a human right.

[seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2]

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

[bakwaaas]

[bakwaaas]

god I wish that was me

[imhungup]

never have i seen a more relatable character oh my god

[nevafeartheunexpected]

😂😂😂😂

[fuckyahumor]

mood everyday

[dailylgbtq]

Eugene Lee Yang & Nikkie de Jager on Eugene’s Last Minute Look | Met Gala 2021

[sethrogensmohel]

oh MY G-D

[trendy-tardigrade]

I genuinely thought this said “rabbits” and the image in my head makes me wish one of my rabbis were a rabbit. Can you imagine

[cephalopodvictorious]

(once again, the muppets come through for us)

[babyboyfez-deactivated20191126]

His knees gave in near the top 😂

[wakandamama]

[wrenrouge]

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

[wrenrouge]

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

[wrenrouge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT  UP!!!!!!!

[guerrillatech]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tottosgreatadventure]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s like that mafia crew that made a pizza joint as a front but their pizza was so good they just went legit

[legendaryjellyfishfest]

[skypirateking]

With a good coffee? Make more than meth with that anyway, more people want it.

[draconym]

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

[draconym]

3. He's allergic to bees

[ablessingofbumbles]

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

[hoovse]

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

[ablessingofbumbles]

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

[arra-tech]

[bunnyqueengrace]

@cyber-flow thank you for the funniest tags I've seen all day.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[flameslikeanything]

If you’re ever feeling down, just pull up google maps, zoom in on England and start looking at all the place names.

[flameslikeanything]

[lowpolyrats]

my personal recommendations:

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[tygermama]

scene later in the movie - one of the characters pulls out a knife, it's not one of theirs, they laugh and use it anyway