Jacksepticeye Happy Wheels Starters! (P5)
can’t we all just get along and stop breaking my shit?
Oh god, you lost your helmet
I don’t think you’re qualified for this
it’s funny because you guys thought i was serious
am i gonna explode?
Have you ever been so mad you smacked a bitch with a tree?
This is bad. This is real bad.
Screw me for having such a big, bountiful booty
I killed him and I finished at the same time, so it’s a good day today!
AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR MATH
I thought I was dead there for a second!
How the hell did we get this far?
Do you want me to sacrifice a goat?
I will not be bested! Not today!
Break his arms! Break everything that he knows and loves!
Is my mouth bleeding? It feels like it’s bleeding
You’re a lovely woman
Is anything going to happen to you?
So… you wanna go watch a movie or something?
I was right not to trust you
Kill them until they’re dead!
Even in death, you are a pain in my rectum
Don’t commit honorable sudoku!












