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I bet having a hole drilled into your head feels really good for a second or so
Tumblr has bells (for now). I'm waiting for someone to show up with the whole Goncharov score composed on them. 🤣
(Warning! Some Dead Apple and Storm Bringer spoilers!)
Adam Frankenstein: Humans cannot bear grudges once their biological functions cease. This is without exception.
Tatsuhiko Shibusawa: Oh yeah?
Fyodor: Q@ s43 ^Y] *1 Hw 00m I+? (Do you want to know a secret?)
Dazai: 8Ul. (Sure.)
Fyodor: p& =b s43. (I love you.)
*Dazai's heart rate spikes*
Ango, translating: y-o-u-s-h-o-u-l-d-i-n-v-e-s-y-o-x-i-m-g-
Ango:
Ango: What?
Fyodor: If God is dead, then everything is permitted.
Dazai: I hate to break it to you, but God is alive and well.
Fyodor: What proof do you have of that?
Chuuya, breaking into prison: Daaaaaaaa-zaiiiiiiiiiiii!!! You bastaaaaaaaarddddd!!!
[Te-meeeeeeeeeeee!!!]
Dazai:
Dazai: So, let me introduce you to Arahabaki...
Aaand I’m out of the generated quotes (because I’m picky even though there are hundreds of them, and I tried not to do ones that I’ve seen others do before).
I did remember that I have the Among Us templates that I made somewhere, so I’m hoping to at least get one of those done for Sk8, maybe a few in BSD (ADA/PM/DoA), etc. If I can kick this writing burnout and pretend to be funny again, I’m hoping to get original quotes out eventually, too. 😓
Adam: Can you keep a secret?
Tadashi: Do you know anything about my life?
Adam: No, I do not. Good point.
Mori: You know those things will kill you, right?
Oda, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Ango, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Dazai: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Izaya: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Shinra: Really? Name one law.
Izaya: Don't kill people?
Shinra: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
Adam: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Tadashi, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Adam: BLOCKED.
Adam: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Joe: Adam, no.
Miya: Mistlefoe.
Joe: Please stop encouraging him.
Fyodor: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Gogol: Twelve, actually.
Fyodor: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Gogol: Yours!
Fyodor: That's right: no one's.
I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.
ADAM (Shindo Ainosuke)
Adam: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Reki:
Atsushi: I love you guys. You're the best thing that's happened to me.
Dazai: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Atsushi: Yes!
Kunikida: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Adam: I really like this whole "good guy, bad guy" thing you guys have going on.
Cherry: It’s not an act. It’s just that I’m mean and Joe isn’t.
Kunikida: I trust Dazai.
Atsushi: You think he knows what he's doing?
Kunikida: I wouldn't go that far.