Fantastic Shitposts

        Collector of broken things. Writer, dreamer, cynic, and occasional artist. DNI: -ists, -phobes, MAPs, anyone who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.  

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I bet having a hole drilled into your head feels really good for a second or so

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Tumblr has bells (for now). I'm waiting for someone to show up with the whole Goncharov score composed on them. 🤣

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(Warning! Some Dead Apple and Storm Bringer spoilers!)

Adam Frankenstein: Humans cannot bear grudges once their biological functions cease. This is without exception.

Tatsuhiko Shibusawa: Oh yeah?

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Fyodor: Q@ s43 ^Y] *1 Hw 00m I+? (Do you want to know a secret?)

Dazai: 8Ul. (Sure.)

Fyodor: p& =b s43. (I love you.)

*Dazai's heart rate spikes*

Ango, translating: y-o-u-s-h-o-u-l-d-i-n-v-e-s-y-o-x-i-m-g-

Ango:

Ango: What?

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Fyodor: If God is dead, then everything is permitted.

Dazai: I hate to break it to you, but God is alive and well.

Fyodor: What proof do you have of that?

Chuuya, breaking into prison: Daaaaaaaa-zaiiiiiiiiiiii!!! You bastaaaaaaaarddddd!!!

[Te-meeeeeeeeeeee!!!]

Dazai:

Dazai: So, let me introduce you to Arahabaki...

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Aaand I’m out of the generated quotes (because I’m picky even though there are hundreds of them, and I tried not to do ones that I’ve seen others do before).

I did remember that I have the Among Us templates that I made somewhere, so I’m hoping to at least get one of those done for Sk8, maybe a few in BSD (ADA/PM/DoA), etc. If I can kick this writing burnout and pretend to be funny again, I’m hoping to get original quotes out eventually, too. 😓

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Adam: Can you keep a secret?

Tadashi: Do you know anything about my life?

Adam: No, I do not. Good point.

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Mori: You know those things will kill you, right?

Oda, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Ango, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Dazai: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Izaya: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Shinra: Really? Name one law.

Izaya: Don't kill people?

Shinra: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Adam: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Tadashi, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Adam: BLOCKED.

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Adam: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Joe: Adam, no.

Miya: Mistlefoe.

Joe: Please stop encouraging him.

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Fyodor: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Gogol: Twelve, actually.

Fyodor: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Gogol: Yours!

Fyodor: That's right: no one's.

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I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.

ADAM (Shindo Ainosuke)

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Adam: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Reki:

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Atsushi: I love you guys. You're the best thing that's happened to me.

Dazai: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Atsushi: Yes!

Kunikida: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Adam: I really like this whole "good guy, bad guy" thing you guys have going on.

Cherry: It’s not an act. It’s just that I’m mean and Joe isn’t.

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Kunikida: I trust Dazai.

Atsushi: You think he knows what he's doing?

Kunikida: I wouldn't go that far.