Brian David Gilbert Starter Sentences
My second reaction to this, was "What the fuck."
No matter how small and niche and insignificant something seems, the very act of researching, or spending time with, or caring for it imbues it with meaning.
Now, legally, you can't ask me to do this again.
god has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.
I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body.
Your value is not defined by the size or shape of your body…It’s about what you do with the body you’re given.
I read all this stuff so you don't have to!
I read all 337 books you dingus.
And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw myself into the ocean now.
Now that you're jazzed and ready to go, time to fail.
You gotta give up on your dreams!
I couldn't give a shit about death.
Magnificent goals are worth the challenges it takes to reach them.
If I can't be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna be extra.
We are terrified of things we do not yet understand.
I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things to mean something.
When you say crucial, do you...do you mean optional?
Good enough is never enough when one is striving for perfection.
They called me a fool! But do I look like a fool to you?
ooh, look at Gordon Ramsey over here, making WARM MILK
But there's ambition in those eyes.
And if you'll excuse me, I have to go do my dark bidding in these spreadsheets.
You sweet summer child, you babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance, YOU ASK TOO LITTLE OF ME!
The days of spring will surely bring the birds and bees cavorting. But since I am a gentleman, I'd much rather be jorting.
What if I'm never gonna die?
Seriously, who knew that my friends were SO GOOD at painting sad clowns?
If you have bugs in your house and you make the conscious decision to WANT those bugs in your house, then they aren't pests, they're pets...s.
Everyone knows that books are boring!
If you have bugs in your house and you make the conscious decision to WANT those bugs in your house, then they aren't pests, they're pets...s.
I hear you. I hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god.
Once you got that boy under your possession, time to get real into unethical science.
I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too!
Use your hips, but pretend they're not your hips. They're just a long long tube sock filled up with your meat. DANCE!
I don't wanna know what that mouth do
I do think we need a sexy skeleton.
When you walk into an unknown space, I want the first question on your mind to be: Am I safe to smash?
Who hired this man? I don't want him on my job site.
I know he is real, where are you hiding him?
This is a lot of research into things that really have very little meaning.
Look, I don't have to explain everything to you. I'm going through my rebellious phase.
Some of the food... may harm us.
Oh God... am I a buzzkill?
We like watching birds, which is good because we have no choice!
HOW DARE YOU JETTISON MY GIFT!
But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany. I am going to throw myself into the sea
