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Scum Villain Table of Contents

Main Novel:

人渣反派【Scum Villain】

受虐男主【Abused Male Lead】

炮灰当道【Cannon Fodder in the Way】

暗助男主【Secretly Assisting the Male Lead】

初级任务【Beginner Level Quest】

出师不利【Unfavorable Beginning】

一坑男主【Backstabbing the Male Lead, No. 1】

坑完给糖【Giving Sweets After Backstabbing】

百战峰主【Bai Zhan Peak Lord】

魔女挑衅【Demon Girl’s Provocation】

二坑男主【Backstabbing the Male Lead, No. 2】

狂刷好感【Favor Farming Frenzy】

装B遭劈【Posers Draw Lightning Strikes】

恶俗设定【Vulgar Setup】

梦魇副本【Nightmare Instance】

拿错剧本 · 1 【Wrong Script 1】

拿错剧本 · 2 【Wrong Script 2】

随身爷爷【Portable Grandfather】

谆谆教诲【Earnest Instruction】

艰巨任务【Arduous Task】

仙盟大会 · 1 【Immortal Alliance Conference 1】

仙盟大会 · 2 【Immortal Alliance Conference 2】

突生惊变 · 1 【Abrupt Change 1】

突生惊变 · 2 【Abrupt Change 2】

无间深渊 · 1 【Endless Abyss 1】

无间深渊 · 2 【Endless Abyss 2】

无间深渊 · 3 【Endless Abyss 3】

同乡认亲【Friends from the Same Hometown】

白露森林【Bai Lu Forest】

露湖蛇男【The Snake-Man of the Dew Lake】

瘟城疑踪【The Mystery of the Plague City】

师徒重逢 · 1 【Master and Disciple Reunite 1】

师徒重逢 · 2 【Master and Disciple Reunite 2】

鬼畜如斯【Like an Evil Beast】

冤罪加身 · 1 【False Accusations 1】

冤罪加身 · 2 【False Accusations 2】

迷宫水牢 · 1 【The Labyrinthine Water Prison 1】

迷宫水牢 · 2 【The Labyrinthine Water Prison 2】

逃离水牢【Escape from the Water Prison】

花月逃杀 · 1 【Fleeing Death in Hua Yue 1】

花月逃杀 · 2 【Fleeing Death in Hua Yue 2】

店中口角【Altercation in the Tavern】

主角卒，全剧终【Main Character Dies, The End】

手动重生【Manual Rebirth】

魔族文化【Demon Culture】

大闹魔窟【Commotion in the Demon’s Lair】

八卦江湖【Gossipy Jianghu】

相逢不识【Meeting Without Knowing】

性向真相【Truth of Orientation】

三观尽碎【Worldview Completely Shattered】

此梦堪怜【This Piteous Dream】

春山遗恨【Eternal Regret of Chunshan】

Novel Extras:

记一次和柳巨巨打魅妖的经历【Remembering an Experience of Fighting Succubi with Great Master Liu】

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Novel Synopsis:

“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”

Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d abused the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.

It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe into a human stick, a human stick!

Ten thousand “fuck your mom”s rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:

“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so fucking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”

Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.

Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!

Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”

A gong who starts as a loyal dog of a small white flower, and ends up as a blackened, mental case of a maiden X a refined scum villain of a tsukkomi-holic shou

This is actually a dogblood story about a master-disciple pair never doing honest work, fighting mobs, and engaging in romance.

It’s also a story where the villain personally witnesses how the male lead transforms from a little sheep of a white lotus into a dark tyrant O(∩_∩)O~

extraordinarilyextreme

l-zhan

wei wuxian: im such a terrible person :((( im the cause of everything bad :(((((( who could ever love me :((((((((

lan wangji:

dustycloud28

Wei Wuxian: Ah I feel so attacked, just who could protect me? :O

Lan Wangji:

lanzhanlanzhan

One of the fun things about Mo Dao Zu Shi is how we were never explicitly told when Lan Wangji fell in love with Wei Wuxian.

Watching The Untamed now, and how Wang Yibo seems to have a good understanding of at least the Lan Wangji he is playing (given that I do find his acting unexpectedly solid for a character who outwardly gives us so little), I wish someone would ask him when he stopped acting angry with Wei Wuxian. We still got a genuine angry/irritated face in episode 7

but then it was also in this same episode that we got a really soft look from him, when he heard Wei Wuxian's wish as they shared a floating lantern

and I don't think I remember another angry face from him towards Wei Wuxian after that?

Even when Wei Wuxian tied him up with the string in episode 8, he was only mildly exasperated at best.

I think at the time Lan Wangji was just glad for his company. We knew (heck, even big bro Lan Xichen knew) he wanted Wei Wuxian to come, but he probably couldn't justify asking to himself nor did he know how to ask. Oh, Lan Zhan. ‎(´∇｀)

They then share even more adventures after that and Lan Wangji just gets softer and softer like

And don't even get me started when they met again in Qishan. Lan Wangji just lost his home and did not know how his family was doing. The only thing that could get a rise out of him was if Wei Wuxian was in trouble. So then, I think, by that point, our good boy was already in love.

Right, so. Between episodes 7 and 13, yes? WHEN DID YOU START LOVING HIM LAN ZHAN???

Bonus post-falling in love!Lan Wangji

I just lost my home, my leg is broken, I am fast sinking into depression and you still pushed my future husband down a steep slope did you really want to join your ancestors so fast

I can't believe you just suggested I could be in love with someone else you glorious dumbfuck

He touched my forehead ribbon again but that's okay I guess since we're getting married anyway

incorrectuntamed

Wei Wuxian: Look at us, two bros! Chillin' in a cold spring! Five feet apart cause we're not gay.

Lan Wangji: You're my husband.

Wei Wuxian:

Lan Wangji: and you're sitting on my lap right now.

Wei Wuxian:

Lan Wangji: Literally everything you said was inaccurate.

livixdunne-blog

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

missheis

Let’s do these again I love over sharing

[Boos in the background]

indelwen-of-mirkwood

Let’s go guys, I love doing this

bangtanforsure

namjoon: Hey what’s the name of the guy who lives two houses down?

taehyung: his dogs names are Walter and Rose

namjoon: that’s not what I asked

taehyung: that is the information I have

cuteautumn

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

vxpo

Tomorrow is March 28th

yeahishipitbitch

calm-anxiety

Today is March 28th

lq-jikook

EVERYONE LISTEN JUNGKOOK HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

sugajimin

Go Go - BTS Comeback Show

firebettercallnct

someone: go go is a such cute song

jimin: 😏😈👅

btsengland

Jimin as Husband Material 💍

Does all the house chores

Gives you massages when you stressed

Always compliments you

Cuddles all the time

Plans cute trips away with you

Spoils you rotten

Likes to be old fashioned and send you cute love letters and postcards from every place he visits on tour

Listens to every word that you say to him

Loves to make you laugh and being silly with you

Loves singing to you especially because you always make him feel special and confident when he does

wrendsor

rainbow jimin 🌈 💕

mimibtsghost

ALL the times BTS’ Jungkook got hit by puberty:

So we started from THIS aka FETUS KOOKIE

Then he debuted and he became cuter and cuter. So we thought he will continue being NOTHING but cute

War of Hormone Era: Then the first heart attack came. I mean by that War Of Hormones. The boi started licking his lips and all. We were busy screaming “WHO THOUGHT THAT TO THE BABY”

I Need U Era: It wasn’t like “I will slap you in the face transformation” it was more like “THIS IS NOT A DRILL HE IS GROWING”

Dope Era: I still recall when this era came and half the fandom was screaming “ARREST ME OFFICER” while the other half was screaming “HE IS BARELY 18 CHILL″

Run Era: Oh run era. We were screwed especially with forehead Jungkook.

Fire Era: We knew he had muscles but his tights and jawline and EVERYTHING showed up ALL OF A SUDDEN in this era. We weren’t ok.

Blood Sweat & Tears Era: The era of sin. No words could describe it. We were thinking “How many time will he hit puberty?”. It ended now right? He is all grown up right?

YNWA Era: HAHAHHAHAHHA we were naive, I mean:

Love Yourself Era: This is the current era. The era that gifted us THIS ART. Now I want you to go AAAAAAALL the way up and compare THIS Jungkook to that Kookoo and feel all types of emotions.

CONCLUSION: Jungkook is all grown up. At least that’s what we try to believe. But is puberty gonna ever stop blessing him? Her and Karma became ARMYs so I don’t think so. You tell me?!

| I had A LOT of fun making this, so I hope you liked it. I also hope you are doing well dear. I purple you | By @mimibtsghost