I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed
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@fantasylover4538
I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed
Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this
Guy faerie
HUH?
Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???
I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT
the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you
What the hell
What is going on
Chat how do I unable that?
these two should kiss. just a thought.
I can see this work
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS
it’s a sliced mango holy shit
oh. i like mangoes.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your consideration possibly
Mango
I think Abel(Bubble) is a good cook, although trusting him with knives doesn't seem like a good idea 😅
Me at Abel/Bubble:
I have hope for Michael to win the sexy,an contest guys
......so.....who's gonna tell 'em?
I think I’m gonna cry stop this I was so confident
I'm so sorry bestie....he was put up against someone he could not defeat
"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
Oh y'know....the usual
Bobby: girls I have something important I gotta tell you. Rumi: us too but you can go first. Bobby: ok… Bobby: well… Bobby: I beat The Onceler in the 2026 tumblr sexyman poll. *huntr/x looks at him in shock while in the middle of revealing they’re wearing “WE HUNT DEMONS” shirts* Zoey: LETS GOOOOO BOBBY I VOTED FOR YOU!
Imagine it’s this meme ok, I can’t draw lol
Lmao, she so would
it objectively would be so funny if sans wins tumblr sexyman again ....
I agree and plus, if Sans wins again, the orange man will die (I hope)
I have hope for Michael to win the sexy,an contest guys
......so.....who's gonna tell 'em?
Semifinals
Found Family
The Pelekai Family VS The Owl Family
The Pelekai Family
The Owl Family
This one hurt me
FUCK I can't choose
i love this illustration i'm losing my mind
look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa
holy crap lois i'm bipolar
This made my day lmao
Lowkey i could have a very good life if the universe loved me
Literally
Hey, so, does this happen to anyone else?
I sometimes listen to songs and Imagine one of my oc's, but then I realised that I should have thought of a different oc, so I wind back and imagine the proper oc this time
Literally
"Hm I can't wait to see who's in this year's tumblr sexyman conte- JESUS CHRIST???"
Jesus the Christ
Wouldn’t it be funny if the final round of the tumblr sexyman poll was Sans vs Jesus… and Sans won? I think I’d consider opening up that mini bible my aunt gave me for pride month in that case.
Lmao, imagine that
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 17
Michael Shelly/ The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
Mettaton (Undertale)
Michael art by @mangozic
Oh yes