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pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

ahsadler

i have a degree in criminal justice and i can tell you this works 100% of the time

xiaoguiwang

being an adult is having the “we have food at home” conversation with urself every single day

exco

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

classof1999

love

auntymurda

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares

the-bookshop

ojalla

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.

qwertyqwertyqwertyq

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fighting-ghosts

chizuu-deactivated20200817

lonely lesbian love story

submalevolentgrace

a story of two good friends who appreciate each other platonically, and are wandering home feeling emotionally fulfilled about their conversation over their mutual desires to find girlfriends that are compatible to their different individual needs, rather than just letting themselves fall into a relationship with anyone nearby that is available, regardless of compatibility

chizuu-deactivated20200817

you know what? you’re right