Hep Hep! (Horray!)

I have a lot of secrets but not really because I keep telling people... It's a struggle. 2️⃣8️⃣

[segamascott]

[slayer-barbie]

FRIENDS (1994-2004)

3x09 | “The One With The Football”

[your-url-is-problematic]

love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."

[your-url-is-problematic]

love the BCC function even more. "you shouldn't know about this but you can eavesdrop. keep it to yourself." ok then 💅✨

[salvadorbonaparte]

Concept: a separate name for while you're travelling. You only use it during a trip or while in a train/plane/bus etc.

[salvadorbonaparte]

Your travel name should also be whimsical or creative in a way so that when you make small talk with people on your trip you're memorable and having a good time.

[salvadorbonaparte]

Telling the next person on an airplane or in a hostel my name is ✨🌊River 🌊 ✨

[q-loves-you]

People do this with hiking! They have trail names! I once met a guy named Mayor Turtle!

[salvadorbonaparte]

This is the best news I heard all week

[iguanamouth]

flat sprite…………………………

[fyeahnix]

THIS THE TYPE OF SHIT IM DYING AT ON TWITTER

[dyrdeer]

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

[dyrdeer]

like what do these words mean 😭

[dyrdeer]

what the fuck is happening

[mousegard]

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[everythingfox]

This is actually a baby reindeer

[cirquedugrotesque]

[nickyflowers]

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

[teaboot]

This is a corner store

[teaboot]

You know what punk. You're goddamn right *adjusts my worldview*

[librarycard]

[moldavite]

how i look at you after saying something incomprehensible

[etchif]

The amount of red on the belly of a red-bellied woodpecker is nothing short of lacking if not laughable

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

!

[mysticdragon3md3]

[bogleech]

That last tweet is so depressing

[aletheyass]

this wound needs more salt

[toghomevideo]

[neenarchive]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[assassinregrets]