For the love of everything holy can people give me Manga/Manwha/Comic book/Anime/Light Novels/fanfic recommendations I need to read something or be distracted.
As much as the JL may be dumb in the way humans tend to be when they aren’t thinking too hard about it they’re all still extremely smart and even smarter than Batman a majority of the time.
I do like the idea of Batman acknowledging it unintentionally during or while planning missions. He knows he’s about as smart as technology goes and that he’s constantly named the worlds greatest detective but he only really acknowledges it when he can remind everyone that he wouldn’t be the world greatest detective if he didn’t know how to utilize his teams strengths.
Examples being that when they mention him being a detective he says he lays out the ground work and when he can find the time he ask Superman(the guy who’s job it is to be an actually journalist) to do a bit more digging in ways he can’t both in and out of the suit.
He’s well versed in Greek mythology but he’ll never be as good and the Wonder Woman who knows truths and more about said mythos. He’ll always go to her before he decides to go forward with whatever plan he has based on what little research currently found for them.
Flash is an actual forensics expert and Batman at the end of the day will ask for his opinions on what methods someone who works in forensics may actually do. Like how would you properly find out the cause of death when the blood splatters almost seem planted and such.
Batman can admit that without the knowledge Hal provides on Alien life forms via his rings or the Green Lantern Corps he’d be useless beyond what his own skills and deduct.
Theres way more but he acknowledges that without everyone on the team’s individual knowledge the Justice League would be pretty useless. But because he’s emotionally constipated he’d probably never admit it directly to their faces.
Though one of the thing he speaks better than most do them is money. 😛
I do hate that they tend to make Batman the smartest in the room. Even though ik I do it unintentionally but try to fix it by saying it’s just the humanity in all of them peeking through because when you know a guy for so long while also knowing very little about him you don’t really question too much? I’ll be better with it but I do hate when they make him the smartest in the room. A lot of team ups would be better if they did have Batman obviously need help from someone more skilled in certain things and then he brings someone into the fold by an inch before he allows them to take a mile an such.
Edit: Yes I know this does not make him stupid, no I don’t care about how the wording sounds I just wanted to call Batman a little stupid, yes I’m aware this just makes him this really specific genre of smart, t’is for fun and funny reasons blehhh
peter is running on 5 minutes of sleep and has forgotten he is meant to have a secret identity. johnny just thinks the guy from the daily bugle has W rizz
Peter thinks batman is like, a bat meta, so he keeps waiting on rooftops and trying to give him fruit and everyone is like "if anyone ruins this im breaking the no kill rule" and Peter's absolutely MORTIFIED when he finds out
Oracle: Hey, batman?
Batman, already sighing. His Dad Gut is going off.
Spoiler: I know that sigh! Is it fruit kid? I hope its fruit kid. Hes insane I love him
Oracle, not even hiding her laugh: fruit kid has a name, ya know
Red Robin, maybe losing his mind a little bit: no one believes his name is Peter Pan! He used the peanut butter as proof when B asked!
Nightwing: hes a riot, RR, gotta respect his commitment to chaos
Batman: same spot as usual?
Oracle: Yep. Oohhh, hes got bananas and watermelon today. I think he was Google best fruit for bats in the library
Robin: no he asked me about that, he was googling how much is safe for them to eat
Theres distorted laughing on the other end of the line
Batman absolutely not upset at all. This is probably the most wholesome interaction hes had with a civilian in years. (Alfred already had a room ready at the manor, unbeknownst to him)
Batman lands stealthily on a rooftop, right on the edge between crime Alley and robbinville. "Fruit Boy", although they mostly call him by Peter too, since he actually responded to that. And also because the last time someone (Read: Spoiler) called his fruit boy, he said she sounded homophobic and hed ruin her street cred. He had put up little Christmas lights for when he waited for Batman so he could find him.
Peter looked behind him just as batman landed. It was suspicious, and maybe running into one too many child assassins had made Bruce weary in his age. Though, its not like Peter actually moved like an assassin... he just seemed to be eerily aware.
Batman only says that because hes seen him trip over nothing, faceplanting into the chili dog with pickles splattering comically all around him. Like a fallen angel, nightwing had said.
Peter peaked up as soon as he saw Batman.
Peter, holding up a platter of fresh fruits for Batman up over his head: Hey! Took you long enough
Batman, smiling lightly: I thought i told you it wasn't safe to keep doing this?
He took a piece of cut up banana regardless.
Peter blew a raspberry.
Peter, eyebrows furrowed: do you know how many calories a bat has to eat a day?
Batman, humorously: how many?
Peter, shrugging: dunno. But i never see you guys eat, so youre probably not hitting the benchmark.
Peter held up a bag of trail mix happily.
Peter: I got some for your birds too!
Laughter exploded on the otherside of the comm. Batman almost chuckled too, but Peter was being earnest. (It was the only time he was earnest, considering he spent the rest of his time roasting Batman and anyone not wearing a full face mask. Which was everyone except Red Hood and Orphan, unfortunately for Batman.)
Batman: thank you Peter, im sure they'll appreciate it.
He ate a couple more pieces of fruit to make Peter happy, but as usual left over half the fruit for Peter. The kid frowned, but had since learned to stop arguing. He seemed to take Bruce not finishing the fruit as him not liking it or some adjacent health problem.
It was like his hand had a mind of its own, Batman watched, unable to stop it as it landed in a mess of brown curls.
Batman panicked, expecting how his kids would normally react. Swatting, a light attempt at stabbing, maybe a bite.
Peter visibly bluescreened, but otherwise seemed to enjoy the touch.
Batman: be safe, okay?
Peter: yeah yeah, wrap it before you tap it, go beat up a mugger or something man
Batman sighed.
This kid was also incapable of taking anything seriously, except the most unserious things. Like feeding Batman fruit and insisting he send trail mix to Robin because hes, quote unquote, "a growing biroy. Get it? I put together bird and boy". He laughed at his own joke for a full seven minutes. Batman had thought he was hit with Joker venom, but no, his humor was really that lame.
Batman shot his grappling hook, showing off a little because it made Peter cheer for him.
He managed to sneak a couple twenties in Peters pocket before leaping into the night.
Hellllooo I'm making own tag game for the first time!
We all now "x core" memes of characters or shows, right? Well, make a core for yourself!
Use up to 30 pictures, could be fanarts, memes, posts, photos, quotes, or anything you want that resonates with you! So we can get to know you from your own perspective!
Then tag as many people as you want for them to join in so we can get to know each other a little better 💕
I'll go first!
Tagging 💞
@alcedovoir @red-plutoo @stuckydrewx @cubyk107 @mirrorballssatellite @riricitaa @natashalierushmanovanoff @whatarewereallythough @habyie @variant1316 @rillils @shokwavtek (hi :> would love to meet you) and literally annnnnyone else who sees this and wants to join in 💞
:D glad you picked me for this, I'm happy to share some photos that I think are what I'd consider a lil bit of my perspective｡◕‿◕｡ (looking at the photos I am KINDA depressed ☠️ BUT I AM DOING BETTER☺️) I also just picked pictures I thought were pretty. (I want that Yuji poster SOOOOOOOO FREAKING BAD).
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