urim

I’m such an asshole, but I’m also a very kindhearted person; but then I’m also such an asshole.

[furuderikas]

doctor who

dentist what

physician why

the trinity of confused medical professionals

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

GF: I want you to dominate me Me: *no scopes her a dozen times in a row* GF: wtf Me: noob

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[far-northern-primates]

pop songs probably. nothing matches the beat of his dancing in my playlist.

[rhibros-deactivated983-blog]

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

[far-northern-primates]

try adding an "https://" to the start of the website.

i.e. https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard That usually bypasses school internet security

[bandaidbrain]

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

[far-northern-primates]

Nah if it came from me it will probably just creep her out

[magicconchshell-deactivated2018]

[sher1bot]

support for the skeleton war by those unable or unwilling to fight

they stay at home, tending for the buildings until the owners return

[snoon]

Why the hell does Squidward’s skeleton have toes?

[dotted8thseaclam-deactivated201]

What about the suit engraved in Spongebob’s skeleton.

[far-northern-primates]

why the hell does a sponge even have a skeleton

[mangodreams-deactivated20160718]

big dumb baby alyssa still has tan lines from august 2014 

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

[morgrana]

[far-northern-primates]

ill have what he's having

[clamperl]

homestucks bro…

[far-northern-primates]

THATS PB AND MARCY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

[insearchforknowledge-deactivate]

"I live in a neighborhood where my husband & I are 1 of the 3 Black families that live here.. Tonight the KKK knocked on our door!!! I was already looking out the window and seen them coming down my driveway. I screamed for my children to come upstairs in my room and into my master bath. . As I seen there faces in fear.. my mind flash back to Malcom X. My oldest understand but not the rest. My husband prides his self on teaching his wife & family self defense when he not home…. My heart was pounding! Palms sweating! Voice weak.. I look at my son.. And my mind drifted to Micheal Brown, Treyvon.Martin, Shawn Bell. WE legal over here.. everything registered! As the knocks kept coming .. I mustard up the voice strength to say just a minute! My body weak.. but my mind strong! I open the door.. Scope on! Beam on! Safety off!!! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YALL!!! Cause you at THE WRONG HOUSE! #FacesPriceless!! I will Protect. My Home, My Children, MY LEGACY!!!"

[turningtricksbdwozhere-deactiva]

*bows down*

[thatgyalmo]

YESSS MAMA

[aafroangel]

AMEN!!!!!!

[far-northern-primates]

there's no magazine

[crystallizedcells]

bf

[elishaalexzander]

Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is a lie. Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is just a phase. Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is childish.

I live and breath my gender fluidity. I proudly stand within the Gender Queers in support of a new, gender variant society.

Gender is the seed that has sprouted into the discriminatory, bigoted & bland society we live in. When you dig down deep into the issues surrounding the world right now it all comes back to one tiny little fuck up. The idea that biological sex somehow determines the gender roll of individuals is a lie. In fact, gender rolls is a lie. Just because I identify as gender fluid does not mean that I must uphold any societal expectation, associated with gender fluidity.

Plain and simple, I plan on having two children. I will not teach my little boy to “be a man.” I will not teach my little girl what it means to “be a woman.” Instead, i’ll teach my children to just simply be good people. Because a society full of good people makes for a better life than a society full of classified, judgmental, opinionated and shallow people.

Thank you, Elliott Alexzander

This message brought to you by House of Alexzander

[strangesuccubus]

YOU ARE EVERYTHING I HOPE TO BE IN LIFE ALSO YOU ARE ROCKING THOSE OUTFITS

[ravenclawenfp]

i want those clothes

[abilify-for-boys]

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND WELL-DRESSED HUMAN I HAVE EVER LAID MY EYES ON

[far-northern-primates]

he/she/whatever looks like someone photoshopped a mans head on a girl's body is this real? owo

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

Looks the best ive ever looked in my life 12am at home on a Saturday night

[toshiagain]

***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical “exams.” Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.

For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.

[far-northern-primates]

Sorry for my English, it's not my main language;

Just to clarify something, private broswing does not do anything but not record anything you search and delete saved cache obtained when using the private browsing session, you can still be monitored by your ISP and other people connected to your network o official and non-official "hackers." Instead, use free sites like hidemyass.com and other sites that hides your IP and changes it so that you cannot be tracked.

[troyfullbuster]

Sephiroth v. Cloud 

Cloud can fly with one wing

[far-northern-primates]

so can Genesis D:

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

nice boobs.

[lolfactory]

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

[comeupkid415]

This is one of the best things ive seen today

[dokidoki-artichokee]

I’m an Anthro student and this IS the best thing I’ve seen today.

[far-northern-primates]

i hope you know this is from an art gallery and not what you guys think it is