some of the nhl teams as i am familiar with them
boston bruins: chaotic evil
calgary flames: ding dong ditching their neighbors at 2 in the morning
carolina hurricanes: chaotic good
colorado avalanche: love island but it’s not an island it’s just denver, co
columbus blue jackets: is it a hockey team or a southern fraternity?
dallas stars: cowboy boots imported from finland
detroit red wings: only talks about the glory days
edmonton oilers: can’t figure out who’s been ringing their doorbell at 2 am for the past four months
montreal canadiens: uhhhh….bonjour
new york islanders: dilfs and dilfs that don’t have kids yet
new york rangers: could be an on fire trash can….could be the new york rangers
philadelphia flyers: either fishing or creating chaos, no in between
pittsburgh penguins: does anybody want some free pens gear? i know a driveway place
seattle kraken: your parent’s favorite child that makes every other sibling look terrible
st. louis blues: you’re in your girls dm’s. i’m in her twitch chat. we are not the same.
tampa bay lightning: if hercules and zeus had a bunch of children
toronto maple leafs: priced at $81 million but for you…hometown discount and distress
vegas golden knights: elvis impersonators and a lot of glitter
washington capitals: drunk uncles…druncles