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Call me J. I make stuff sometimes

[gabelandeskog]

2025 IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship Latvia vs Canada | May 11, 2025

[dailyflicks]

JANELLE MONÁE as HELEN BRAND in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 2022 | dir. Rian Johnson

[disgustinggf]

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

[ao3commentoftheday]

Love me a fic that starts with the unresolved sexual tension already thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. I want my ship pining, yearning, and most definitely fantasizing.

I want their minds to wander to how hot the other person is, mid-sentence. I want them barely functioning because of all the hormones swimming through their brains. I want normally smart people who are downright dumb when faced with the smallest bit of barely revealed skin on the other person's body.

By the time they actually realize they're both in this state of tortured sexual desire, I want them to be at their wit's end and ready to flee the country in order to find the slightest scrap of control because there is absolutely zero control left when theyre in the same room together. They need to be scratching at the walls of their souls, they're so desperate for each other.

And when they do finally realize the fact that they're in this on-fire boat together? I want them to have incredibly hot, wildly cathartic (and not necessarily at-all realistic) sex that leaves them both exhausted, happy, and fully satisfied.

Unresolved sexual tension that gets completely fucking resolved, my beloved.

[pisshandkerchief]

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

[matthewtkafuck]

[tutyayilmazz]

pure joy <3

[andreisvechnikov]

Players at the annual Canes 5K. September 2023.

[mattymartin]

↳ MAT BARZAL'S SLUT ERA SUMMER | 2023

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

i love how none of you are normal

[vinisnotreal-deactivated2023102]

I love having parasocial relationships with my mutuals like yea we don’t talk at all but that is literally my homie I don’t get how that’s hard to understand

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[stuckinapril]

babygirl i’ve misread social cues you can’t even imagine

[pullthetriggersidney]

sid plays tag with the little penguins and I’m emotional | 02.28.19

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]