Hockey is fun...

I write fanfic. Atm I write hockey fanfic. Rangers fan. Goalie fan. Also a fan of trashy hockey boys...

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

[princesstillyenna]

The temptation to vote yes and tag @aleksrothis 😜

[gingerswagfreckles]

Buzz Aldrin punching a moon landing denier in the face at the age of 72. Lol.

[gingerswagfreckles]

This video has been almost completely scrubbed off the internet because the loser who got decked keeps suing everyone. Luckily for you guys EYE have a copy of the video! :)

In honor of the Artemis 2 launch!!! Suck it crazies in the chat yelling about how NASA is using AI!!!

[weaselle]

"you're a coward and a liar" it wasn't that long ago a man could be shot or stabbed with a sword for saying that to another man and nobody would think the man defending his honor had done anything wrong.

Also, Mr. Aldrin had an active military career before his astronaut days and i'd say he hasn't forgotten how to throw a damn good punch -- just look at his wide stance

10/10 well-deserved punch

additional info

at the time, Aldrin was 72 years old, 6 foot 2 inches, and 250 pounds. Sibel (the man he punched) was 37 years old

Sibel has made multiple "documentaries" about the moon landing being fake and has repeatedly harassed the astronauts involved, in this instance getting Aldrin to agree to the above meeting by pretending to be doing an interview on space for a Japanese children's television show

Buzz Aldrin's step-daughter was present, and in addition to being poked repeatedly and aggressively with a bible (Sibrel wanted him to swear on a bible that he went to the moon) Aldrin felt the man following them into the hotel refusing to leave them alone might pose a threat to her

charges against Aldrin were either dropped or never filed, based on Aldrin's lack of a prior criminal record, witness accounts of Sibrel's having drawn Aldrin to the hotel under false pretenses, Sibrel's aggressiveness before the punch, and Sibrel having declined to seek medical attention and sustaining no obvious injury visible to witnesses during the incident

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[rcedge]

comment on a post about a book having a pronunciation guide because the characters have irish names. People are way too bold saying this shit

[rcedge]

people forget that Gaeilge is an indigenous language so they feel comfortable saying whatever about it. i understand the spelling rules are extremely different as Gaeilge ná i mBéarla but that doesn't mean you can call our names "Weird sounding" like what other culture would this be even marginally okay to do to

[juhollamago]

"I can definitely still do it – but I'm not going to try."

[juhollamago]

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[apatheistlesbian]

Anyway this disability pride month I would like to shoutout disabled folks whose creativity has suffered because of their condition. I’m talking people with hand tremors and pain that stop them from drawing, knitting, and playing instruments. People whose thinking has become so disorganized that nothing they write makes sense to other people. People with chronic pain who can no longer dance. People so over medicated in a fruitless attempt to maintain stability that the wells of their imagination have run dry.

I see you and I love you. You are more than your creative output. You are not a shell of what you used to be. You are a whole, complete person, regardless of what your creativity has been, is now, or will be in the future.

[pixietape]

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

[pixietape]

and why

[starscelly]

the funniest part abt re-acquiring kivi is that he was at the team bonding party before the start of the most recent season And he was the only nhler on their finnish party bus escapade in dallas like not even a week ago who was Not on the stars . its like miro roope esa mikko have been slowly toting him around in front of the front office to try and trick them into thinking hes still on the team and they were like oh my god fine yes he can be on the team fuck

[rpfshippingpolls]

⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️

Do you ship it?

Mika Zibanejad/Chris Kreider

I ship it!

Sure, why not/I can see it

Neutral

I don’t ship it

I don’t know them

I don’t know them but they seem cute

Non-rpf shipper button

Voting ended onJul 10

Reason:

“doomed yaoi. BEST friends for almost a decade, fucking inseparable, and then kreids gets traded to the ducks. AND in during what was supposed to be their reunion game and chris' first time back in msg, ZIBBY IS A HEALTHY SCRATCH. and obviously hockey players hug each other nonstop, but Man it's a lot with them. “fill in the blank: we are complete opposites when it comes to… nothing” AND NOW THEYRE NOT EVEN ON THE SAME TEAM! kreids throwing the tablet out of mika's hands is funny but it's also because HE DIDN'T WANT HIS BEST FRIEND DOUBTING HIMSELF ON A GOOD PLAY! “alltid oavsett” IM SIIIIIICK TO MY STOMACH. ALWAYS REGARDLESS. ALWAYS BEST FRIENDS REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT THEY'RE NOT PLAYING TOGETHER ANYMORE!!! i love them possibly even more than they love each other”

Submitted by @h3llh0undz

[princesstillyenna]

[passengerprincipessa]

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[rottingapotheosis]

[kreiderrider]

Trochek to Utah 😭😭😭

will cuylle simply posted "papa" and i lost my shit tbh

[themimsyborogove]

@lovemedifferentmp3 You cursed me with brainworms with that HR/TSC art

I see the appeal of making them both Shadowhunters (or doing Malec with Hollanov), but has anyone considered Head of the Institute Shane constantly butting heads with Head of the Praetor Lupus Ilya?

[lovemedifferentmp3]

I regret nothing!!!!

I am 👀👀👀👀👀👀 at Praetor Lupus Ilya! I think him in that role in particular really hits who he is/how he is in his captaincy in canon. Or like, as we joke about him being bi yoda with the other queer leads. Taking people in, seeing what they need, giving them the tools to get it themselves.

And then there’s Shane, who just took over the Montreal Institute after being his mom’s right hand in Ottawa and he’s not going to let Rozanov of all people fuck with his leadership and his duty.

WAIT. halfway through writing tags to this post about Svetlana may I propose: Ilya grew up a Shadowhunter at the Moscow Institute and got turned, and Svetlana saved him from his dickheaded father and brother (who would have killed him) and brought him to the Praetor. A little Luke kinda backstory yk?

and I think it would be fun if Svetlana was our Magnus Bane, chaotic good bisexual warlock who just wants to have a good time but this nephilim boy imprinted on her after one (1) trip to the Shadowmarket with his mama when he was 12 and then Irina begged her to look after him and now Sveta is stuck with this beautiful idiot of a best friend who is not fooling her at all when he says he doesn’t care about the hot young head of the Montreal Institute

Amazing opportunity for The Vampire Marleau too

[themimsyborogove]

Oooh, yes. I was waffling between Ilya’s pack being the Raiders or the Centaurs, but the obvious answer is the Cens are werewolves and the Raiders are vampires (lead by The Vampire Marleau 😂). That’s a perfect way to work Svetlana in too. I was considering Ilya starting as his actual canon hockey player self and getting turned during Juniors and stuck in Canada because of that, but I also like him being a Shadowhunter who was turned too

Also consider Head of the Montreal Institute Shane and Head of the New York Institute Scott pulling their hair out over Ilya being fucking everywhere to be a menace to them personally, and the actual reason is because he has Svetlana willing to make portals for him constantly because she thinks it’s funny

[lovemedifferentmp3]

the Cens being werewolves is so perfect!!!! my guys!!!! Zane Boodram feeding everybody, Evan from Manitoba and his bad music taste, Dr. Lisa Hayes and her husband whi hangs in her every word….

i’m lol-ing at the thought of Svetlana and Cliff knowing each other for centuries and having an affectionately contentious friendship as immortals do. they make bets about Ilya all the time. he and Cliff became buddies on another shadowmarket jaunt and now Cliff is stuck with this fucker too.

okay now i am really in it thinking about teenage Shane and Ilya meeting in Alicante bc their parents have to be there for a Clave meeting like Shane seeks Ilya out outside the Gard like “I don’t think you should smoke here” and months later Ilya contrives a mission to see Shane again and they hook up and then it’s their travel year (years) where they keep just Happening to run into each other

and THEN consider the angst of Tuna Melt happening and Shane runs and that’s the last time they see each other before Ilya gets drunk and careless will herondale style and someone in the Moscow pack turns him

and THEN consider the angst of the Rozanovs pretending Ilya is dead while he hides out with the Praetor. and Shane has to Pretend He Is Fine and he gets closer to the LA Institute’s Rose Landry and they become really close friends

and then Ilya emerges as Praetor Lupus Brandon Wiebe’s heir apparent and they both have to go to the Big Summit of Downworlders and Shadowhunters to re sign the Accords or somethin and to show the Clave he’s so above it all Ilya waltzes in with a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, but Shane knows Ilya is alive and he knows he’s gay now so nothing is going to stop him from getting his man

and later when they’re alone Shane tells Ilya in the dark that he hated that their last time was their last time, and he’s so glad that he could fix that.

and then NY Institute head Scott Hunter kisses his boyfriend in the middle of the Accords Hall in front of the whole Clave and Ilya is like “fuck it. yes I will escape to the Hollander house in Idris with you for two weeks”

[themimsyborogove]

Ah, fuck, we need two versions of this story now because I love yours, but I’m also getting attached to the spiral I’ve gone down where Shane growing up in Ottawa is illegally for a Shadowhunter hockey obsessed the way the Blackthorns are with movies, and regular hockey player Ilya gets turned in Montreal during his rookie season with Boston. So when he vanishes, Shane notices, and when they meet years later after Shane takes over the Montreal institute, Shane recognizes him.

It’s also important to me that Montreal has a terrible reputation in Downworld until Shane takes over, so Shane has a huge uphill battle getting anyone to trust him when he’s really trying to help

Definite yes to Sveta and Marley having a long immortal Thing going on 😂 I can see Sveta as either High Warlock of Boston, or head of the Shadow Market

[lovemedifferentmp3]

WAIT I love that idea of the Hollanders kinda being the Blackthorns of the Clave because Yuna and David are also both hockey people. and baby Shane wanting to be a hockey player (I’m sure he knows how to skate because Canada and good physical conditioning) but he can’t because Duty and Angels etc etc

obsessed with your premise of Montreal having a bad rep (bc the last head Theriault SUX) and Shane having to build an alliance with Ilya to make it better.

Svetlana being High Warlock yes, and in this universe she is also a huge hockey fan. when she first meets Ilya she rattles off his career stats and he’s like. huh? Shane also has Ilya’s stats memorized for no reason in particular

[themimsyborogove]

Ooh, Svetlana being a huge hockey fan is how she clocks Ilya turning before it happens all the way and intervenes before he does more than check someone way too hard into the boards in a fit of rage

Boston is now a vampire city. Marleau’s clan does like Raphael’s and mostly keeps Boston Downworld off the Shadowhunter’s radar

Wiebe, trying to restart the Praetor Lupus with the Ottawa pack, catches wind of the Boston vampire clan and local High Warlock adopting a werewolf after a year or two, and approaches them with a tentative version of the alliance. Svetlana being involved increases the range they can travel and get in the way of Shadowhunters being awful with the Law bullshit. Ilya has a personal beef with Montreal because the institute handled his attack terribly and left him on his own to go back to Boston and turn without any idea of what was happening, so he takes special joy in going there to cause as much annoyance as he can without getting arrested

[mysharkiee]

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