turn on timestamps, don't follow me

(he/she) to be totally candid, i'm a bit sick of your bullshit.

[farahblack]

please add my image description to the original post

hi im nik and this is my dghda blog 💡

posts without an image description are tagged "no id". add my image descriptions to the original post im begging

[farahblack]

i have an orgo exam tomorrow . reaction image

[camilleflyingrotten]

[farahblack]

[ID: Dirk Gently TV 2016 fanart. Todd crouches and folds his arms around his head so his shadow forms a cat, his fingers making it have whiskers. He says, "Dirk! Look!" Dirk leans in from out of frame and exclaims "Wow!!? My turn! My turn!" He also crouches and mimics Todd's earlier pose, except his shadow is, somehow, a hammerhead shark. He asks, "Does it work?" and Todd hesitantly says, "Kind of?..." /end ID]

[zurdur-art]

This months HRD ( @holisticredraws ) proper challenge but man was it fun :)

[farahblack]

[ID copied from alt: a drawing of Farah black picking a lock from inside a wire cage. There's a red light shed across her. she's wearing a black vest and her face seems highly concentrated. /end ID]

[fayzart136]

Bart Curlish continues to be The Character Ever. (originally posted in 2023.)

[detectiveeatdck]

THE CIA IS TRYING TO STEAL MY PENIS!!!

This feels so canon and uncanon at the same time.

Damnn I saw the original and the moment I saw "CIA" I thought "this is so Dirk Gently" so here it is. I mean, it's not the best, nothing like my usual drawing style, but college got me like its puppet.

Okay, I admit, I was playing with the filters on Ibis Paint and then idk how to put it back to normal...

Ily all.

Posted on Twitter (@/eatdck)

[farahblack]

[ID: Image redrawn as Dirk and Todd from Dirk Gently TV 2016. Dirk says, "The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it." With a worried expression, Todd says "How can I help?" The image is captioned "Don't fall for this." The image is also heavily warped with a fisheye lens and has a static filter over it. /end ID]

[Plain Text: The CIA is trying to steal my penis! /end PT]

[peach-pot]

I ❤️ dghda !

[fcheez]

i finsihed season 1

[farahblack]

[ID: Dirk Gently TV 2016 fanart. Todd is yelling at Dirk, wagging his finger in his face. He's wearing the bloodstained coat. Dirk looks at him with a helpless expression. /end ID]

[farahblack]

can you guys circulate my image descriptions pleaseee it physically hurts me when i describe a post and then a few days later i see that post in the wild without the id. physical pain

[camilleflyingrotten]

Dirk Gently 💛

[farahblack]

[ID: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency comic. Dirk and Todd stare at something in horror. Dirk says, "Looks like it was the exploding whale all along." Todd says, "Yeah." Dirk turns to Todd with a smug expression and says, "Well you know what that means Todd- The case is nnf-??" he's cut off by Todd kissing him on the mouth. The two of them keep kissing, giggling and Dirk saying "oh dear".

The last image is just one drawing of them. Dirk blushing with his hair disheveled as he says, "Case is solved." Todd yells "WAHOO" and pumps his fists in the air. /end ID]

[ixia-s]

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency screenshot redraw for December NADSR

Try to make it festive, so...Christmas bauble version, I guess?

[farahblack]

[ID: Screenshot redraw of Dirk in Blackwing, a screen with the word "WRONG" lit up behind him. He looks down with a despondent frown. The image is enclosed in a circle. The second version of the image (Christmas bauble) has a hanger attached to the image, with "ICARUS" written on the base. It also has a shiny effect around the drawing to make it look spherical. /end ID]

[holisticpippin]

not beating the psychic allegations

[farahblack]

[ID copied from alt: an edit of "the friendful visitor" meme with dirk gently and todd brotzman from dirk gently's holistic detective agency (2016). in the first panel, todd, wearing his hotel uniform, says "yeah so im coming home from work-" and dirk, wearing his yellow jacket, cuts him off saying "hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !" the next panel, they stare at each other. /end ID]

[farahblack]

it really sucks that at the peak of my dirk gently posting the phrase "hitting him with hammers" wasn't in my lexicon yet. if i was regularly dghda posting in 2024 i'd be hitting him with hammers every single day

[farahblack]

hi im not dead 2) tumblr doesnt fucking let you do "1)" anymore? choke and die 3) not actually back in the fandom im just putting off studying LMAO hope yallre doing good though

[splonkblonkart]

meet cute i break into your house teehee

[farahblack]

[ID: Dirk Gently (TV 2016) fanart of the scene where Dirk climbs in through Todd's window. Halfway through the frame, he grins and says, "Hi!" /end ID]

[www-internetangel-com]

Yeah

[farahblack]

[ID copied from alt: An edited screenshot from Dirk Gently' Holistic Detective agency. Dirk is sitting on a stone chair in the background with an unamused look. In front of him is the table and blue orb from the "pondering my orb" meme. End ID]

[t3arsforqu33rs]

i should be in bed but i’m up having insane brotzly thoughts…they literally held hands to connect the rhino to the horn…connectivity…interconnectedness…todd and dirk are literally connected…everything is connected…they’re meant to know each other…does anyone see the dots im connecting here?