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Hello! Since the Incident where I deleted my account, I've thought that one of those perks could be that now I could be more organized, and what better way than with another blog of one of my and @girl-with-cat-eyes AUs?
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AO3 FANFIC HERE.
Now, some more info about the AU below:
WHAT ARE THE FARMS OF HATCHETFIELD?:
Its an AU in which a species of cattle mixed with humans exist! These are called hybrid, are created by man, and are quite new in existence, therefore, they are scarce, but already have a whole business world built around them.
The AU presents the Nerdy Prudes gang as the farmers, and the jocks and cheerleaders as the hybrids. They all live and work in a farm that belonged to Steph's mom, who is Miss Holloway.
WHAT ARE THE HYBRIDS?:
Creatures created by mixing cattle animals and human DNA. They're half human, half animal. Nowadays, only cattle hybrids exist. The first ones were created in a laboratory, then they were left to be bred for themselves.
They're bigger than a human, but have a reduced intelligence. Most of this comes since a lot of people consider them 'just animals' when they're more than that, so they're never taught anything, some of them don't even know how to talk.
If you teach them stuff, they will learn. They have the brain capacity to be as smart and productive as humans, yet for either ignorance or compliance, they're kept as dumb farm animales.
WHERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE FIC?:
LISTEN HERE... (Constelia talking), its literally almost done yet I am unable, for some reason, to finish it. I'm doing this hoping it will get the creative juices flowing for me to continue working on it.
“Liam. I fix stuff around here.” He grinned, looking relieved that this hybrid didn’t seem angry.
“Do you have a name, beautiful?” He asked while holding his hand out for her.
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"Brenda." She replies.
She stretches her torso over the fence, her head just inches from Liam as she sniffs him, trying to identify more about the human, even if only a little.
Grace, who was muttering something under her breath, quickly stops, startled. "Well, Brenda is quite well behaved, I do appreciate that, makes my job way easier."
"Oh, fuck--" Liam immediately retracted his hand from inside the stall and fell back, thankful there was a stable door between the two. His baseball cap fell off, revealing the soft blond hair and wide lavender eyes. And then he laughed. It was damn near maniacal as he leaned back against the barn floor.
"Fuck! You're a scary fucker... Alright, alright, I'll move on!" He reassured. He gathered his baseball cap and placed it back on before playfully flipping Max off as he moved on to the last horse's stall. He looked to the woman inside and waved.
"You're not gonna try and kill me too, are you pretty, girl?"
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Brenda raised her head, looking for where the voice was coming from. She didn't recognize the man's face, so she stood up to get a better look at him. Unlike Max, she didn't look hostile.
"Alright, alright... I just wanted to say hi is all... I'm Liam, you might see me around, okay?" He reached in, offering his hand to Max like he had to Jason.
"Man, you've got such a pretty coat... And a handsome face!" He chuckled.
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Max neighs furiously; he isn't happy about anyone stepping into his space. He stands up as tall as he can, looking as big as possible, and charges toward the stranger with clear intentions to crush him.
Liam snorted as the hybrid practically shooed him off.
"Alright, Alright, I'll see you around, Jace." He called before moving on to the next stall. So much for working. He decided to go to one of the stalls in the back, peering in before grinning at another horse man.
"Woah.. Another big guy!" He mumbled before waving towards Max.
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Max raised his head when he heard someone trying to get his attention. A human, how amusing. His ears flattened against his skull as he huffed; today he was not in the mood for games or dealing with strangers.
Harry is dead tired. His bones ache and mud coats his legs and shoes, sticky and cold. The sun has almost set and he has been walking for hours, trying to find shelter.
In the distance he spots a farm and by the wooden fence there is a tall lad with a shock of blue hair. The first person he has seen in days. He rushes over and leans on the fence, grinning. The man is lanky and pale, wearing what seems to be an anime shirt and cowboy boots. A strange but intriguing combination.
'Hi there' Harry's voice is low and gravelly after days of silence
Richie jumps a little, he didn't hear the man approach, he had his headphones on. "Ah-! Oh- hi- can um... can I help you?"
And the guy does seem to need help. Holy shit, he thinks. He looks exhausted.
I need to ride (heh ride) horse Max's horse dick ASAP!!!!!! ITS NOT GONNA FIT BUT TRUST ME BABY I WILL FIGURE IT OUT 🫡
Max, who was resting against that fence, lifts one of his ears at the mention of his name.
He doesn't understand what the stranger meant by riding dick. He figures it could be painful or nonsensical, there's not enough space in a dick to sit and ride.
Ruth, we all know how much you "like" Kyle but...how about those milk machines on Stacy??? Are they as soft and pillowy as they look?
Ruth's face turns bright red as the image of Stacy fills her mind. Stacy, that pretty cow girl with her tits always out, a pretty smile and gorgeous blue eyes.
"A-ah!" she scratches the back of her neck nervously. "'m not sure! I've never milked her myself... she's a bit reclusive. Richie, Pete and Steph are the only ones who have done so!"
"... Those lucky bastards." She mutters at the end.
"Oh shit--!" Liam laughed, completely disoriented by how easily the horse hybrid lifted him. And that was just a fucking handshake!
"Woah! You're a strong fucker, huh?" Liam grinned wide and uncanny, clearly delighted now.
"And a pretty cute one too." He then teased.
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Jason shook his head. "Not a fucker. A horse."
He's heard that word before of course, but it didn't make sense why would he be called that. The stranger didn't look like he was trying to insult him so... Maybe it was a genuine confusion?
He gently put Liam on the ground again. "Go work."
"I didn't know hybrids could talk..! That's pretty cool..." He kept his tone somewhat lowered in order to not disturb the other hybrids.
"Yeah, I work here. I'm a handyman. I fix a lot of the machines and broken things. My name's Liam." He reached out his hand towards Jason, giving him the option to either sniff or shake his hand-- whatever hybrids did really.
"You got a name, big guy?"
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Jason tilted his head to the side, his eyes focused on the hand stretched at him. And, like he learned once, decided to return the gesture, grabbing the hand of that man and shaking it.
... Only that the shaking caused Jason to lift him off the ground.
Liam stood in front of the barn entrance, peering in. His green coveralls and baseball cap kept him less... noticeable, but his curious nature about the hybrids left him wandering inside. He was more or less there to do maintenance work on the machines and whatever odd jobs needed done, but could you blame a guy for wanting to see a hybrid up close?
He perked up, eyes landing on Jason as he cautiously approached the stable door.
"Woah... Didn't expect them to be so... big..." He mumbled more or less to himself before he lazily grinned and waved at the horse hybrid.
"Hey there, big guy..."
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Jason stopped on his tracks, his black ears perking up as he heard someone calling, which wasn't unusual, but it didn't came from a voice he recognized. Deciding to investigate, he approached to where the voice came from, looking down at a short man he hasn't seen before.
"You work here?" He politely asks. The times he has seen new faces is usually because Stephanie brings new... Humans? To do some work on stuff that Jason is not able to understand yet.