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sirguyofnothing

i stand with my cancelled wife

#minthara #baldur's gate 3

merlinityart

#the locked tomb #nona the ninth

blacksalander

Heyyy tis me agane

Have a consolation Ianthe

#ianthe tridentarius #locked tomb

rhaenicentdaily

NOW WE SIT IN YOUR CAR AND OUR LOVE IS A GHOST — HARD FEELINGS, Lorde

#house of dragons

quantum-dragon

squeeful

there had better be video. in 4K, with clean audio i want to hear his shoes scrabbling on the floor as he's dragged out

theparanoidbunny

Dragging Trump out of the White House (ASMR)

Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!

Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now

roguebelle

Me, aged 34: Actually the Hobbits might be rushing things a bit.

#this

reversecentaur

the inevitable conclusion

chaoflaka

So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”.

anotherknifeinmyhands

2016? PSSHHHHH

cabybapa

God remember when we thought 2016 was the worst year….

what-even-is-thiss

2020 is a direct result of what happened in 2016. A lot of us saw something like this coming as we saw that year unfold. Yes, 2016 was a terrible year. It was, in fact, the worst. Because actions taken that year led us to where we are now. This year wasn’t inevitable. Neither was 2016. Almost all of the problems we’re facing right now are man made. Stop looking back fondly on the frying pan and focus on getting out of the fire.

pg-chan

Let’s take steps to rejoin the prime timeline.

#random #meme

thecuriousowl

oOOOOH SH*t !!!by AnatoFinnstark

athenanuu

@lesbianmeouch

#art #random

spacepanda7

enemies to lovers? no, you misunderstood. I want enemies to mortal nemeses to reluctant allies to lovers to heartbroken enemies back to reluctant allies back to lovers.

maramahan

What if

Like

Vampire bites human. Human becomes vampire

Human bites vampire. Vampire becomes human

I hear you say “no, Mara, that’s not how that works”

But has anyone ever tried???

asushunamir2051

Humans are nuts, I’d be very surprised if no one’s tried. Probably not with the actual intention of turning them human though

maramahan

Humans are nuts, yes — but vampires are ambush predators. You don’t know they’re there (or know they’re vampires) until it’s too late and you’ve already been bitten

At which point your biting them doesn’t count anymore unless you get bitten by another human in between. You gotta bite the vampire First

So the odds of a human succeeding are slim (unless said human is chill chomping on random corpses in coffins, in which case, uh, they might actually be a ghoul and not a human? I’m pretty sure humans don’t generally do that)

So like. To test my theory you’d have to locate, identify, and get the jump on a vampire without the vampire waking up and turning into mist or murdering you or whatever, and THEN you’d have to have the guts to bite the dead dude and Hope you don’t get it wrong + accidentally catch a plague and/or get arrested for grave desecration or anything

Humans have a natural aversion to All That Mess which keeps ‘em from trying. Meanwhile vampires have a lust for blood and an addiction to looking cool, so it only makes sense that the vamps would succeed in turning folks a bit more often. They’ve got a higher attempt rate and also they’ve got the human team convinced that Turning only goes one way

But don’t buy into the vampire propaganda!! We’re gonna blow this conspiracy wide open — Humans have teeth too and I firmly believe it could work

asushunamir2051

Ah shit I forgot that Vampires have other methods of hunting than just seduction...

Still

maramahan

See that’s exactly the narrative they’re pushing