unfortunate

you eat a weird bug and don't even care. i'm thorn, i'm in my thirties, it's weird out here.

[reversecentaur]

these medication side effects are kicking my ass; i've cried three times today and my bowels? well let's just say... not good!

[reversecentaur]

normal conversations

[cheerscafe]

I am begging everyone to listen to Penny Snapcube voicing this milk freak from deltarune. my brother and I have not stopped quoting it for two weeks

[389]

I'm kinda fagged out by life. Life is a fag. And I'm fagging it. I hate my life.

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[xalatath]

IMPORTANT

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[reversecentaur]

feeling a certain something because i lost an earring a week ago and found it in the street

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[theabigailthorn]

IT'S COMING HOME

[mundanesalad]

it came to me in a vision

[bug-lovers-island]

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

[littleguysdaily]

[mundanesalad]

My ultimate goal was to make and paint it in real life. Thank you all for believing in me!

[reversecentaur]

[reversecentaur]

switched out at the same time..........

[reversecentaur]

lovely little post game smooch i love them

[reversecentaur]

at secret football club watching the nor vs eng match

[reversecentaur]

hard fought but england fucking did it

[reversecentaur]

[reversecentaur]

switched out at the same time..........

[reversecentaur]

[reversecentaur]

at secret football club watching the nor vs eng match

[mls-classics]