Fancy This

[mulhollandrivedyke]

Amy Dunne: *starts her ‘Cool Girl’ monologue*

Me:

[hobbblebush]

is big dick energy renewable

[propheticfire]

It might be renewable, but is it sustainable?

[startorrent02]

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[catboycrimsonrain]

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

[unculturedmag]

Ron Hicks - Café Kiss

[nbamlb]

IS THIS ALLOWED??

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[kaedien]

thank god he’s okay

[tonyzaret]

[100percentkansasbeef]

[100percentkansasbeef]

Absolutely sexual

[100percentkansasbeef]

lost a follower for this

[slimetony]

Thank you for your service

[chawriee]

[baby-prince-oppa]

[source]

[slowtovvn]

My last three brain cells when i want to buy something I dont need

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[humorblr]

[aku-no-homu]

[unclefather]

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[deejay]

What’s the mood for Wednesday?

[victorious]