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Bella | 20 | She/Her | INFP | NZ 98% meme loving fuck, 2% milk

[view-from-up-here]

[plantiste]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprised

[arc-trooper]

are you FUCKING kidding me. They’re doing this to prevent people from starting a 30 day trial and canceling it as soon as they’re finished binge-watching their favorite tv shows. They’re doing it for even more money.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Pro tip: get the 30 day trial after your favorite tv shows episodes have all aired

[nilesfreeman]

Pro tip: pirate your favorite tv shows episodes the day after they air

[nerdlingwrites]

I’ve never pirated stuff for reasons that are about 25% me thinking artists should be paid and wanting to support diverse casting, and 75% me being a lazy bitch. The thing is a lot of people are willing to pay for stuff if you make it EASY TO ACCESS. (And keep prices low to moderate.) But now all the media companies are doing the same shit that created a whole ass generation of cord cutters and I’m about to buy a big goddamn hat and hoist the fucking colors.

[gaslightgallows]

[depression-stays-but-you-dont]

sorry for not talking to anyone i am completely one hundred percent disconnected from this reality

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

it was 1849.

[notexactlycoping]

[thegreatweissshark]

@teleportingoctopi

[bunnbiome]

a dip in the pool, a trip to the spa

endless days in my chaise

the whole world according to moi..

[wadey-wilson]

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

[coffeeandmoorland]

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

[c3rvida3]

I've worked with skulls and taxidermy for years, and my mother was a mortician, so death doesn't yuck me out, but something about holding a skull and going, "Hm... there was a brain in this," just slams me into an existential crisis at eighty-eight miles per hour.

[c3rvida3]

Me, singing quietly while I gently scrape tissue off of teeth: I'm just meat! I'm just meat! I'm meat that has opinions and one day I'll die!

[deadaccount528258835]

Halmet (1603)

[forestspoonie]

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

[krabby-kronicle]

[unclefather]

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

one time my brother said that emotion wasnt interesting/good and it was too repetitive and ive never considered murder seriously until that moment

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

he turned it off mid album and i havent forgiven him since

[niceferatu]

I didn't realise that you meant the iconic Carly Rae Jepsen album and I just assumed he was talking about. the human experience of emotion

[golden-x-mage]

Uh Oh Sisters!

[spookyceeblathers]

did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend I’ve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans

[spookyceeblathers]

apparently not by your reactions SO let’s talk about emily 

emily was catholic and found it really, really important that you knew that

she was discrete for the most part (sign of the cross before meals and blushing when the lord’s name was said in vain sorts of things) but she had a habit of berating people for politely declining her invitations to her church services and was sort of a pain in the ass about it at times but that’s beside the point 

we were friends for about two and a half years

and then she borrowed a pair of my jeans.

now these jeans 

were not just any pair of jeans 

they were lucky brand jeans and the nicest jeans I owned at the time, but I was always cool with letting people borrow things when they really needed them 

so this fateful day rolls around and emily is freaking out because she tore her skirt (as in straight up the back, mortifyingly torn) while we were out for coffee waiting for her other friend to pick her up because she was going on a weekend trip with this other friend’s (even more religious) family and her only other option was a pair of starchy pants that would absolutely suck to sit comfortably in for a five hour drive

so I do what any good friend would do and give her the extra pair of jeans I have in my car

which are my luckys

now I didn’t think anything of it and just assumed I’d done a great service here right 

but flash forward three days 

and she comes back 

and doesn’t say 

anything 

just hands me the jeans 

pivots 

and walks away 

so naturally I’m like??????????

so she proceeds to send me a text the next day saying that I made her look horrible to her friend’s mom because she nicely offered to wash the jeans before returning them and that’s right around the time I remember that Lucky brand jeans  have a lovely little note on the fly

they look like this

and then you unzip them and

so that’s the story of how my catholic friend stopped talking to me because I accidentally tainted her social life with my subtle sexual vicious trollop jeans 

[admiral-world]

That is both terrible, and absolutely fucking hilarious

[dankmemeuniversity]

[celceta]

when i was a kid i used to have the first episode of camp lazlo memorized like shot for shot line for line so when i was on long car rides i would just be like “ok im gonna watch tv now” and my parents would be like wtf this kid talking about

[alkalinerock]

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z