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25 🦇 she/they 👻 pfp & background are from old ps3 game Folkore 🎃 i reblog my favorite fart stuff 💀 if i accidentally reblogged your fandom art to this blog.. I AM SO SORRY IM GONNA DELETE IT AS SOON AS I REALIZE 🧟‍♀️

[fartingarchive]

there's this old ask post on here that i've been looking for, probably since before I even had this blog so like circa 2021~2022 and possibly even earlier before? I don't remember when I made this blog tbh 😭

but it was an ask someone got about anon's friend who had a fart fetish, and the anon would fart for them. anon would cook for their friend and when the friend was not looking, place their ass on the cutting board or on the plate or skillet and rip ass into the ingredients or the meal. The friend would ALWAYS know and say "your farts are the best seasoning! :) " or something along those lines. IIRC the blog responded kindly and cheerfully with good wishes and saying how wonderful it must be to have friends who partake in your fetish like that?

I've been looking for it for like months and it's kinda driving me nuts that I can't find it 😭 does anyone know/remember the post I'm talking about ?

[raichuleaf67]

I am proud to announce that I now have footage of what the final 'level' of Bubble Guts looks and sounds like... please enjoy

[t00tcute]

The grocery store saga >:) lmfao

Hi everybodyyyy I used to have a blog where I drew a particular fictional character rippin straight ASS LMAOAOOO and I missed doing that so here I am 😇😇😇 he’s from something but is practically just my oc now <3 my lactose intolerant evil dilf oc. YAY!!!! @fartingarchive gets partial credit for helping me with these ideas 😌

[fartingarchive]

they came out sooooo good im foaming at the mouth!!!! public farts, farting on food, dilf farts, and nonchalant farts my beloved....😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💗💗💗🤲🤲🤲🤲 thank you so much for drawing them !!!!

[g1rls-r-gr0ss]

see a lot of posts abt older men farting but what about older WOMEN farting 🥴🥴🥴🥴 give me some milf rep here and lady CEOs ripping nasty ass

[downforthegas-deactivated202605]

You have no idea how much I NEEED this. Older, prissy but gassy women in their 30s-40s that punish naughty girls by farting on them is a must

[fartingishot]

I can't stop ripping ass tonight, and every time I do I just immediately picture a pretty little thing under my ass whining about how disgusting it is that I keep farting in her face but then she shoves her face back in between my cheeks and starts licking my asshole even more eagerly

[sorbitolvictim]

😣..

[sorbitolvictim]

[ace-flatulist]

A Little Fart Tease

[piercepoots]

these poor shorts

[eproctowench]

Literally daydreaming about all the fart scenarios I could write but lack the drive to write them all

[raichuleaf67]

Someone on Discord sent me this and it's just WAY too good not to share

[raichuleaf67]

I've noticed semi-recently that being close enough to someone that you can smell them (albeit almost aways their hair or perfume) is kind of a trope in shipping stories to highlight an intimate situation. So naturally, I thought of applying this idea to farts.

Imagine getting close enough to someone that you can smell farts exuding from them. Could be from their skin, their clothes, their hair... you can't tell when they last farted, but they still stink of it. Perhaps they were farting up a storm earlier, or their gas just lingers like that, or they were wrapped up in their own farts for a while? Either way, their 'brand' wafting off them has some real staying power, and it's immersing you. They may not acknowledge or even outright deny that they reek... or maybe they're well aware.

In fact, if you lean in close for a whiff or two, you might be able to piece together what they ate... And be careful not to get too intimate with them, or else their farts will rub off onto you and then you'll both stink~

[raichuleaf67]

I've noticed semi-recently that being close enough to someone that you can smell them (albeit almost aways their hair or perfume) is kind of a trope in shipping stories to highlight an intimate situation. So naturally, I thought of applying this idea to farts.

Imagine getting close enough to someone that you can smell farts exuding from them. Could be from their skin, their clothes, their hair... you can't tell when they last farted, but they still stink of it. Perhaps they were farting up a storm earlier, or their gas just lingers like that, or they were wrapped up in their own farts for a while? Either way, their 'brand' wafting off them has some real staying power, and it's immersing you. They may not acknowledge or even outright deny that they reek... or maybe they're well aware.

In fact, if you lean in close for a whiff or two, you might be able to piece together what they ate... And be careful not to get too intimate with them, or else their farts will rub off onto you and then you'll both stink~

[secretlygross]

Imagine you're on voice chat with your fave playing video games. You're both immersed in the game, enjoying each other's company, when you hear a low, droning burp directly in your ears.

"Ah, sorry," they say, not sounding particularly chagrined. "I've got some soda to finish off from dinner."

You manage to brush it off, glad they can't see you blushing, and continue the game. The mic is directly against your fave's mouth and you can hear every little expulsion of gas as they finish their drink. While you're both in a tense, silent part of the game, your speakers erupt with a long, bubbling fart from your fave's mic, a truly revolting noise that makes your body flush all over.

"Pardon," is all they say. Then some more quiet farts that rumble just audibly through your headset. They sigh, and mumble an "Excuse me."

You're completely distracted for the next few hours, listening for every wet belch and humid fart, always finished with a casual "Pardon," or "'scuse me". It seems nearly ridiculous, the lazy politeness in the wake of such disgusting expulsions, and you can't get over how they barely seem to acknowledge their gassy interruptions.

It comes to a head when they're in the middle of explaining the next part of the game, and just behind their voice you can hear the now-familiar rumble of a particularly long fart. It drones on and on while they talk, starting to sound greasy and gooey, until finally they grunt and force out a final, sloppy squelcher. "Ooh, fuck. Excuse me. I think I need to shit," they explain with a faint laugh, and you're glad they can't see your bright red face.

[brapdoodles]

so happy to see you back!! and I see that as/tarion rb, any fun gassy hcs from you 👀

Ahhhh, Ive so many thoughts about gassy vamps in general, but for him specifically….

He’s a huge whiner if it strikes him out of no-where, his guts churning, he’ll bitch and moan about everything a little more than usual, and will try to slip out of socialising to go let out his burps and farts in private.

If you interrupt him while he’s doing it and pretend you can’t smell the rancid air, he gets increasingly flustered and defensive - until he figures out your into it of course.

Once he figures out you like his gas its over for you, he’ll tease you with sbds and hint at things like what types of blood get his guts going, while shooting you a sly look. (He knows you’ll keep him around if he caters to your kink) at first he teasingly mocks you about it but slowly starts to find the appeal of letting it all go infront of someone who loves you for it.

When he drinks your blood you find him lingering by your neck with hard but restrained breaths….and then he lets out a few soft, wet burps against your ear, satisfied with what he’s claimed from you and leaving you dizzy from bloodloss AND arousal.

I can hear the little grunts and hums he’d make with each push of a bubbly fart out of him, the sighs of satisfaction. He starts using you as a fart cushion before leaving camp - because he can’t ever let you live down the one time you’d put too much garlic in the rations for the night, and your blood bloated him up so badly he kept failing stealth checks, because the gurgling in his stomach was so intense, and he couldn’t hold it anymore with his worn out hole, so he alerted the whole pack of gobs with a loud, wet ripper from the shadows at echoed through the stonework. (Which ofc he blamed on you)

Now if that ever happens again he’ll know all he needs to do is grab you and shove you into his backside, so he can pull one cheek aside and let them bubble out of him, knowing you’ll soak up all that sound and smell.

[secretlygross]

Imagine you're on voice chat with your fave playing video games. You're both immersed in the game, enjoying each other's company, when you hear a low, droning burp directly in your ears.

"Ah, sorry," they say, not sounding particularly chagrined. "I've got some soda to finish off from dinner."

You manage to brush it off, glad they can't see you blushing, and continue the game. The mic is directly against your fave's mouth and you can hear every little expulsion of gas as they finish their drink. While you're both in a tense, silent part of the game, your speakers erupt with a long, bubbling fart from your fave's mic, a truly revolting noise that makes your body flush all over.

"Pardon," is all they say. Then some more quiet farts that rumble just audibly through your headset. They sigh, and mumble an "Excuse me."

You're completely distracted for the next few hours, listening for every wet belch and humid fart, always finished with a casual "Pardon," or "'scuse me". It seems nearly ridiculous, the lazy politeness in the wake of such disgusting expulsions, and you can't get over how they barely seem to acknowledge their gassy interruptions.

It comes to a head when they're in the middle of explaining the next part of the game, and just behind their voice you can hear the now-familiar rumble of a particularly long fart. It drones on and on while they talk, starting to sound greasy and gooey, until finally they grunt and force out a final, sloppy squelcher. "Ooh, fuck. Excuse me. I think I need to shit," they explain with a faint laugh, and you're glad they can't see your bright red face.

[rancidwritings]

Introduction to me!

RancidWritings - Profile | Archive of Our Own

Hello, everyone! I'm RancidWritings!

If you're here, there's a strong chance you already know me from my AO3 pseud, Mysticula 🐉🔮

Although I'm certainly not a professional author, I'm an everyday girl who has just so happened to have recently taken a liking to writing and sharing fetish-based erotic literature, fanfiction, and RPF, particularly stuff involving elements of eproctophilia (farting).

It should go without saying that the stuff I write certainly isn't for everyone, but if you've enjoyed my work in the past and just so happen to share the same interests that I have (or even if you don't, and you just happen to find the stuff I write silly and entertaining), then I want to personally thank you for reading and inspiring me to write more!

I made this Tumblr account in case people want to ask me questions, request stuff, or simply get to know me or my writing process a little more, though I can't guarantee how active I'll actually be on here. I haven't had a Tumblr since high school, and even then I wasn't quite familiar with the site's layout.

I should also note in advance that I probably won't respond to a lot of private messages. DMs aren't really my thing lol :/ Also, this should go without saying but MINORS DNI!

Anyhoo, thanks for checking out my blog! You'll probably see me repost a lot of stuff, but I'll probably also share links to my newest works too so feel free to check those out when I post them!

-RancidWritings 🦠🫟