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Three Goblin Art
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Today's Document
izzy's playlists!
Acquired Stardust
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@theartofmadeline
will byers stan first human second
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JBB: An Artblog!
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@fase-alpha
tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
The secrets scientists don’t want you to know about:
Their caffeine consumption habits
How many showers were skipped
That they are actually fake scientists unlike their brilliant colleagues
if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
some others i found in the notes
Got stuck on my thesis so I baked some cookies for my lab instead!
Not pictured: the two batches I burned, the emotional breakdown in the kitchen, and the cathartic scrubbing of the oven door until 10pm.
This side quest is experience for facing the research cycle: failure, frustration, success, and cleaning the mess.
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) dir. Rian Johnson
"Are you calling me dangerous?" " We'll see."
Welcome to The Crossroads of Destiny!
when tumblr is like "this post went to heaven" brother that is not where these posts go when they die
Pitcher Plant Lamp
By Scott Lefton. And he's made another, bigger one too!
Fucking beautiful pic.twitter.com/umGw6mSXfO
— ⛷ (@smn___67) September 18, 2022
Más troll que esto, pocas cosas.
....but.... why?
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?
those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse
