A message from the theatre??
âUhh.. hello can anyone hear me? Is this even on? Wait this is being written down not recorded. Argh⌠whatever doesnât matter. Anyway, my name is Walter and I guess this is.. well I donât know where to start. Iâm still stuck in the theatre and I guess have something to vent out my feelings seems like a good source of mental stability-
*SHRIEKS and crashes into furniture*
âOh! Walter you startled me. You shouldnât sneak up on others like that. Ooh is that a recorder?â
âKERMIT! H-HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM??â
âOh I let him in, thought it would be funny hehe.. whatâs up with you short stuff?â
âGONZO! Wait. How did you even get access in my room?â
âA good magician never reveals his secrets. But Iâll let you a hint on this one. I used my cannon to shoot myself into your wall until I smashed through.â
âWhat part of any of that was supposed to be subtle?â
âIâm not good with subtle. Im just baffled you havenât noticed a gapping hole in the shape of my silhouette in your bedroom wall!â
âYeah that would explain why thatâs there. I just repressed.â
âWow I canât believe Iâm on tv guys! :)â
âKermit get away from that itâs not even a camera.â
âJust let the poor man dream. Truth be told I just took him on a stroll, thought it would be good for him.â
âOh there you are Kermit Iâve been looking everywhere for y- uh⌠why is there a hole in the shape of gonzo in the wall??â
âHey scooter, gonzo thought it be funny to launch himself in the wall with his cannon instead of just knocking on the door.â
âHey I canât help it if I canât present my art in all its glory~â
âOh donât worry about it Walter. Gonzo once filled my closet with rattle snakes which he claimed was his skipping rope.â
âAnd guess who became the skipping rope world champion? sides they were tamed.â
âYeah too bad they were all poisonous to the touch. Couldnât move for daysâŚâ
âHey I apologized for that ok. Itâs not my fault that their skin was poisonous! I just knew they couldnât kill or eat you.â
âThose both mean the same thing. Thatâs still pretty bad gonzo.â
âOh no guys I think weâre being hunted down by the IDN!!â
âWha- Whatâs the IDN?â
âI DONâT KNOW!!!â *pulls out a crowbar*
âHEY! HEY PUT THE THE CROW BAR KERMIT!!â
âWHERE DID HE EVEN GET THAT?!??â
âI DONâT KNOW!! Wow he got me saying it.â
âYOUâLL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!â *Throws crowbar out the hole*
*CRASH* *SHRIEKS* âmeeee..â
âOH god.. uh you ok beaker?â
âUwhh⌠my comedy mask is broken againâŚâ
âW-Whatâs even going on hereâŚ? And why is there a giant hole in the wall shaped like gonzo?â *sniff*
âLook before you say anything, I just want you to know I didnât break your mask this time. That was all Kermit.â
âIt doesnât matter anymore⌠I donât care anymore..â
âOh boy itâs one of those daysâŚâ
âItâs ok beaker, donât worry about. I think I have some tape or glue for your mask in my room.â
âWell actually come to think of it I kept them in my closet and uh the snakes ate everything in there so uh⌠nvm.â
âCan we just take a minute and ask what are we even doing right now??â
âYou tell me I just here for the entertainment.â
Ok but why is everyone in my room?
âWhat the hell. is this some party?? Why wasnât I invited??â
âScratch that- NOW everyone is in my room.â
âWhat happened with you PepeâŚ? Youâre soaking wet.. and nakedâŚ.â
âWas trying to take a shower ok? But something wrong with the plumbing. So who had the number for the plumbing guy?â
âPretty sure we gave that to Kermit.â
âOk. Who thought it was a good idea to leave our contacts from outside the theatre with the crazy old frog?â
âWell I didnât want to handle them.â
âThen why couldnât you given them to me Iâm the one who keeps our logins, passwords, and Netflix account in tact.â
âWait we have Netflix here?â
âBasically no. Because a certain raggedy Andy wonât let us watch ok.â
âAll I said was that I know our Netflix account, I I didnât say I was paying for it! We leave that to Johnny.â
âWhatever man somebodies got to fix the plumbing, I do NOT want to relive that oven incident.â
âI take you had something to do with that?â
âWhat? Oh! No it was just hilarious.â *chuckles*
ââŚ. Oki doki I think itâs best for everyone to-â
âOh Walter I didnât know you were a writer those I must admit this isnât exactly eye catching.â
âKermit give that back thatâs for my venting!â
âAh gee if you this shy about your work Walter I completely understand, because no one would be interested in this.â
âCome here KermitâŚâ *wraps ribbons around Kermitâs waist and holds him like a feral child*
âWow I didnât know I was this tall!â
âWoah beaker I didnât know you could extend your limbs like that! Thatâs pretty cool.â
âO-Oh! You really think so..?â
âOf course he can do that! Thereâs a lot of things beaker can do! Be a swing set, a hammock, be used as rope, tie him up in various waysâŚâ
âUgh⌠gonzo you know I hate doing those, they really hurt..â
âThought you had a masochist kink or something.â
âAAHH!?!? N-N-NO I DONâT!!! WHOSAIDTHATIMNOTINTOTHATSTUFFWHYWOULDYOUSAYTHAT?!?!?!?â *incoherent screaming*
âHey no shame beepers. Weâre freaks one way or another ok~. And look at you, your already sounding like your happy~â *chuckles*
âYOUKNOWTHATDOESNTMAKEFEELANYBETTERABOUTTHIS!!!â *SHRIEKS and runs out of the room with Kermit*
âHEY! Was that shade of red I just saw across your face~?â
âN-NO THAT WAS JUST MY NOSE!!!â
âWhat did I just witness right now?â
â*chuckles* canât blame him his reactions are priceless every time.â
âToo bad he always runs away.â
âAlright! Hereâs what weâre gonna do. Pepe youâre gonna find beaker and apologize to him and search Kermitâs fort because apparently gonzo thought it was a good idea to leave our number for the plumber in there. Gonzo you take your cannon away from our rooms and tell Johnny to fix that wall will you.?â
âUm hey! What about Walter?â
âYeah how come heâs not being bossed around?â
âThatâs cause he wasnât bothering anyone.â
âWhatever man. come on, letâs go harass the two most mentally stable and capable character that are paired together.â *gonzo and Pepe both walking out*
âUh thanks for doing that scooter.â
âYeah! Anytime! I know your first few days here havenât been great but Iâm just trying to make sure your content as possible.â
âYeah. *blushes slightly* you know itâs really sweet that you look out for everyone..â
*Blushing harder* âOH! Well itâs just what I do.. hehâ
*both staring into each others eyes*
âSo maybe I should get back to my venting?â
*snapping back to reality* huh~ OH RIGHT! Yeah Iâll let you do that now. Iâll talk to you later.â
âSee ya.â *Scooter leaves*
*sighs* âwhat a day and itâs not even noon.. well thatâs pretty much what been going on around here.. Iâll admit the people here are.. how do I put this delicately? Lost their marbles. But at least theyâre muppet just like me. I could have ended up here all alone. As for the host⌠Johnny heâs kinda a lot, but at least he respects our boundaries here.â
âYeah⌠I wouldnât butt into others business. That would just be way too low of me.â
âWhen did you get here?â
âOh me and Sal been here the whole time. Just wanted to check up on you make sure you were ok.â
âAlright Iâm gonna end this log right here and go get a glass of water.â