I like Pokémon

orre guy #494738

[fastestorbinorre]

(@pocket-x-breeder)

Do you have pokemon irl?

Also any hot takes on pokemon other than magikarp hate?

i have electrode and mudsdale and gliscor and skorupi

shiny furret are cool

[pokemonshelterstories]

took my boss's mudsdale on a ride out to south province and i am now immensely regretting it

[playstationpark]

So soothing ‘Manta Ray Tech Demo’ PlayStation

[mechatyto]

🍎🍊🎄🍋🍏

[justkleinerthoughts]

MISTER freman...you must finish your spaghetti plate before youi can have a yummy desert......

[plusie]

[teacakecutie]

💖🍓🌼

🌟 Twitter | Ko-fi 🌟

[withteeth2005]

everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

[bocoe]

[celiavonhinten]

[terriblepokepollguy]

which pokemon would you feed to a sharpedo

ratata (lawful good)

pikachu (neutral good)

dedenne (chaotic good)

wishiwashi (lawful neutral)

barboach (true neutral)

pyukumuku (chaotic neutral)

corphish (lawful evil)

feebas (neutral evil)

magikarp (chaotic evil)

other (elaborate in replies)

Voting ended onDec 16, 2023

[fastestorbinorre]

magikarp

[fastestorbinorre]

poll

Best pokemon

mudsdale

electrode

scolipede

gliscor

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

[terriblepokepollguy]

I'm not voting in this poll because magikarp is inexplicably missing from it

[fastestorbinorre]

I think youre wrong. magikarp canot even use explode

[terriblepokepollguy]

They come in all kinds of colors and patterns and they look nice in the big tank I have by my bed which is better.

[fastestorbinorre]

they're very edible I guess. I like eating them friend with fries

[terriblepokepollguy]

Wow. Just completely ignoring their fantastic jumping ability or how cool they are and going straight to eating them. Magikarp are way better than any of the pokemon in this poll

[fastestorbinorre]

magikarp when electrode uses electro ball (sad cowboy face)

[terriblepokepollguy]

Battling sucks actually so that argument is garbage

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

Actually, an Electro Ball wouldn't KO a Magikarp if the Pokemon are the same level and the Magikarp has any special defense investment and/or a +SpD nature, especially if it's raining and the Magikarp has Swift Swim, because Electro Ball is a special move that does damage based on how fast the user is compared to the target, and Magikarp has decent Speed and Special Defense stats

[terriblepokepollguy]

Yeah so Jittery Joe would take zero damage and continue to be perfect.

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

They wouldn't take zero damage, but it wouldn't be an OHKO either.

[terriblepokepollguy]

He would take zero damage because he is the fastest fish alive and I love him.

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

WHAT ARE GUYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT CLEARLY THE BEST POKEMON IS

[fastestorbinorre]

who the fuck are all of you

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

BEAST BLAST

[fastestorbinorre]

scolipede won best pokemon by the way so all the electrode talk is null and void. magikarps still shit.

cool beast blast

[terriblepokepollguy]

Scolipede sounds like what happens to your spine when you have ADHD

[fastestorbinorre]

it's a pokemon

[terriblepokepollguy]

It looks like a spine.

[fastestorbinorre]

can you at least appreciate mudsdale

[fastestorbinorre]

poll

Best pokemon

mudsdale

electrode

scolipede

gliscor

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

[terriblepokepollguy]

I'm not voting in this poll because magikarp is inexplicably missing from it

[fastestorbinorre]

I think youre wrong. magikarp canot even use explode

[terriblepokepollguy]

They come in all kinds of colors and patterns and they look nice in the big tank I have by my bed which is better.

[fastestorbinorre]

they're very edible I guess. I like eating them friend with fries

[terriblepokepollguy]

Wow. Just completely ignoring their fantastic jumping ability or how cool they are and going straight to eating them. Magikarp are way better than any of the pokemon in this poll

[fastestorbinorre]

magikarp when electrode uses electro ball (sad cowboy face)

[terriblepokepollguy]

Battling sucks actually so that argument is garbage

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

Actually, an Electro Ball wouldn't KO a Magikarp if the Pokemon are the same level and the Magikarp has any special defense investment and/or a +SpD nature, especially if it's raining and the Magikarp has Swift Swim, because Electro Ball is a special move that does damage based on how fast the user is compared to the target, and Magikarp has decent Speed and Special Defense stats

[terriblepokepollguy]

Yeah so Jittery Joe would take zero damage and continue to be perfect.

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

They wouldn't take zero damage, but it wouldn't be an OHKO either.

[terriblepokepollguy]

He would take zero damage because he is the fastest fish alive and I love him.

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

WHAT ARE GUYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT CLEARLY THE BEST POKEMON IS

[fastestorbinorre]

who the fuck are all of you

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

BEAST BLAST

[fastestorbinorre]

scolipede won best pokemon by the way so all the electrode talk is null and void. magikarps still shit.

cool beast blast

[terriblepokepollguy]

Scolipede sounds like what happens to your spine when you have ADHD

[fastestorbinorre]

it's a pokemon

[terriblepokepollguy]

It looks like a spine.

[fastestorbinorre]

can you at least appreciate mudsdale

[fastestorbinorre]

poll

Best pokemon

mudsdale

electrode

scolipede

gliscor

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

[terriblepokepollguy]

I'm not voting in this poll because magikarp is inexplicably missing from it

[fastestorbinorre]

I think youre wrong. magikarp canot even use explode

[terriblepokepollguy]

They come in all kinds of colors and patterns and they look nice in the big tank I have by my bed which is better.

[fastestorbinorre]

they're very edible I guess. I like eating them friend with fries

[terriblepokepollguy]

Wow. Just completely ignoring their fantastic jumping ability or how cool they are and going straight to eating them. Magikarp are way better than any of the pokemon in this poll

[fastestorbinorre]

magikarp when electrode uses electro ball (sad cowboy face)

[terriblepokepollguy]

Battling sucks actually so that argument is garbage

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

Actually, an Electro Ball wouldn't KO a Magikarp if the Pokemon are the same level and the Magikarp has any special defense investment and/or a +SpD nature, especially if it's raining and the Magikarp has Swift Swim, because Electro Ball is a special move that does damage based on how fast the user is compared to the target, and Magikarp has decent Speed and Special Defense stats

[terriblepokepollguy]

Yeah so Jittery Joe would take zero damage and continue to be perfect.

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

They wouldn't take zero damage, but it wouldn't be an OHKO either.

[terriblepokepollguy]

He would take zero damage because he is the fastest fish alive and I love him.

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

WHAT ARE GUYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT CLEARLY THE BEST POKEMON IS

[fastestorbinorre]

who the fuck are all of you

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

BEAST BLAST

[fastestorbinorre]

scolipede won best pokemon by the way so all the electrode talk is null and void. magikarps still shit.

cool beast blast

[terriblepokepollguy]

Scolipede sounds like what happens to your spine when you have ADHD

[fastestorbinorre]

it's a pokemon

[fastestorbinorre]

poll

Best pokemon

mudsdale

electrode

scolipede

gliscor

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

[terriblepokepollguy]

I'm not voting in this poll because magikarp is inexplicably missing from it

[fastestorbinorre]

I think youre wrong. magikarp canot even use explode

[terriblepokepollguy]

They come in all kinds of colors and patterns and they look nice in the big tank I have by my bed which is better.

[fastestorbinorre]

they're very edible I guess. I like eating them friend with fries

[terriblepokepollguy]

Wow. Just completely ignoring their fantastic jumping ability or how cool they are and going straight to eating them. Magikarp are way better than any of the pokemon in this poll

[fastestorbinorre]

magikarp when electrode uses electro ball (sad cowboy face)

[terriblepokepollguy]

Battling sucks actually so that argument is garbage

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

Actually, an Electro Ball wouldn't KO a Magikarp if the Pokemon are the same level and the Magikarp has any special defense investment and/or a +SpD nature, especially if it's raining and the Magikarp has Swift Swim, because Electro Ball is a special move that does damage based on how fast the user is compared to the target, and Magikarp has decent Speed and Special Defense stats

[terriblepokepollguy]

Yeah so Jittery Joe would take zero damage and continue to be perfect.

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

They wouldn't take zero damage, but it wouldn't be an OHKO either.

[terriblepokepollguy]

He would take zero damage because he is the fastest fish alive and I love him.

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

WHAT ARE GUYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT CLEARLY THE BEST POKEMON IS

[fastestorbinorre]

who the fuck are all of you

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

BEAST BLAST

[fastestorbinorre]

scolipede won best pokemon by the way so all the electrode talk is null and void. magikarps still shit.

cool beast blast

[fastestorbinorre]

poll

Best pokemon

mudsdale

electrode

scolipede

gliscor

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

[terriblepokepollguy]

I'm not voting in this poll because magikarp is inexplicably missing from it

[fastestorbinorre]

I think youre wrong. magikarp canot even use explode

[terriblepokepollguy]

They come in all kinds of colors and patterns and they look nice in the big tank I have by my bed which is better.

[fastestorbinorre]

they're very edible I guess. I like eating them friend with fries

[terriblepokepollguy]

Wow. Just completely ignoring their fantastic jumping ability or how cool they are and going straight to eating them. Magikarp are way better than any of the pokemon in this poll

[fastestorbinorre]

magikarp when electrode uses electro ball (sad cowboy face)

[terriblepokepollguy]

Battling sucks actually so that argument is garbage

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

Actually, an Electro Ball wouldn't KO a Magikarp if the Pokemon are the same level and the Magikarp has any special defense investment and/or a +SpD nature, especially if it's raining and the Magikarp has Swift Swim, because Electro Ball is a special move that does damage based on how fast the user is compared to the target, and Magikarp has decent Speed and Special Defense stats

[terriblepokepollguy]

Yeah so Jittery Joe would take zero damage and continue to be perfect.

[not-pretentious-i-swear]

They wouldn't take zero damage, but it wouldn't be an OHKO either.

[terriblepokepollguy]

He would take zero damage because he is the fastest fish alive and I love him.

[triple-aaa-batteries-pkm]

WHAT ARE GUYS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT CLEARLY THE BEST POKEMON IS

[fastestorbinorre]

who the fuck are all of you

[markvomit]

[fastestorbinorre]

hex bugs

yes

🤠 yes

Voting ended onDec 8, 2023

[terriblepokepollguy]

These look like garbage

[fastestorbinorre]

party city