Dreaming a Fat Helping of Weird

Dream Diary - Foodie - Dream Interpreter - She/Her

[fastfooddreams]

Of Worlds and Powers

I had semi-control over a dream last night woooooo

We were visiting another planet and I was some 'other-worldy' type being, but i was still me. Just had some neat abilities. The planet had been taken over by corpo type people and was basically "dying from the start" due to the poor care and regulations from the companies. At one point we were looking at this giant factory and the sky was billowing with smog/smoke etc. I was able to say 'sky punch' and kind of pushed my hands into the air, which had the effect of like, wafting your hand at smoke. The smog/clouds of smoke immediately whirled up and pushed away before dissipating almost completely. The sky was purple, red, and orange, like a REALLY vibrant sunset. It was honestly really pretty. At one point there was a border collie type dog that could talk. Or at least I could understand him. His name was Sam and he wanted me to help him find his home. I didnt like this part of the dream. It ended badly, so we're skipping it lmao, but I at least wanted to mention Sam cuz he was a good boy :c

The last part I remember was a "resort" type place, where people could visit and vacation to. It was really different from the rocky, smoggy outside world. Inside was bright, "sunny", and full of curated plants, water ways, etc etc. I was there because instead of terraforming the planet and making it more liveable, the corpos had paid off this company to instead make these "bubbles" that people had to pay huge amounts of money to visit or live in with very limited space. Unfortunately I didn't get to do anything to fix this place, but the one part that stood out to me was being able to run fast and walk on water. BUT to do so I had to speak every step. A lot of my "dream powers" only work if I speak what im doing, which is both odd and interesting. So I jumped out into a pristine lake at some point, trying to get into the offices of this place, and to do so I literally had to say "jump" and "step step step" for every thing I did to stay on the surface of the water. It was actually REALLY neat and I remember being excited that it worked xD. That's all I remember tho.

[psychotic-gerard]

if you were a queer character, how would the fandom mischaracterise you?

they’d make me a butch police officer :(

uwu small bean

my fans would be on many DNI lists.

white-washed and also made skinny.

turned into the mom/dad of the group.

no personality beyond being annoying.

they’d make me masc/femme when i am the opposite.

i’d be shipped with some random person because i get in the way of popular ships

being unlabelled is seen as “project labels on and start discourse”

i’d have tiktok cult following and nowhere else.

everyone ignores the fact i am aro and/or ace

other (share in tags?)

Voting ended onOct 26, 2023

[fastfooddreams]

Of Fireworks and Scottish Friends

Something completely new happened last night. I'm writing it down now as I'm just awake so I don't forget.

Dream started off relatively "normal" for my type of dreams. I could fly, but this time I felt a lot more animalistic than usual. That wasn't the new thing though.

It was dark out and possibly the 4th of July. People were setting off fireworks and I could hear them having a good time. I don't know where I was, but it was wilderness and it was just the house I was at and a neighbor right next door, who were the ones setting off the fireworks.

Tbh I could barely see (which weirdly happens a lot sometimes) because it was very dark, but I was watching the fireworks go off from afar until someone told me I needed to make sure the neighbors didn't set the forest on fire. So I flew over and landed in a tree and called out to them to be careful where they're setting stuff off. Though I was acknowledged, not 2 seconds later someone set off a firework fountain right under a dead bush and of course it immediately went up, but I got caught in a fence when I tried to go put it out while one of the neighbors took care of it.

Since I didn't seem like I was gonna be needed, I flew back up into the trees and hung around for a few more minutes to see if they'd set off more fireworks.

I got bored and decided to fly around and see if anyone else was doing anything cool. I thought about pulling my phone out but something told me that never works in dreams, which, well, it doesn't. So I just, flew off, thinking I'd just follow the sounds of fireworks or something.

It was complete darkness now and I'm thinking to myself that I'm gonna end up crashing into something at this rate. So I manifested myself somewhere else. No idea where I went but it was daylight on the coast, and there was a restaurant on a dock. I went inside and they welcomed me like they recognized me and asked me what I needed. I said I didn't know exactly where I was. The manager type guy graciously asked me to head to the back and they'd send someone to help me.

I ended up walking through a typical tourist-type shop and waited, before a man came up to greet me. He was slightly taller, short buzz cut of hair, though you could still tell it was red, if his face scruff had anything to do with that. He had a strong Scottish accent and proceeded to lead me out back while talking to me about various things. (it was typical dream gibberish (dreamish) I'm afraid, though I'm amused he still had an accent with it)

Though I was talking back to him in dreamish, at one point the words became English as I apologized in advanced that I might pick up his accent without meaning to and I promise I'm not doing it to be rude. He laughed and told me it was fine, it wouldn't be the first time etc etc. Then he looked out behind me and got excited.

We had been sitting right by the water at this point and he pointed out an enormous Sun Fish that was swimming by and how he'd always wanted to see one up close. Well, me being the magical dream anomaly that I was, I looked at him squarely and said, do you Really want to? To which he nodded.

"Alright then, please don't take this the wrong way" I said, as I got up on my knees and took his face in hand, kissing him deeply. He was definitely shocked for half a second before the magic took place, giving him (and I) the ability to breath under water. I broke the kiss, but before giving him a chance to say anything, I pulled us both into the water.

I gave him a smile as he just kind of stared at me in wonder for a moment. I pointed to my neck while motioning the same at him. I'd given us gills! I motioned to the sun fish, "you wanna go check it out then?" and he nodded vigorously. I took his hand and started swimming towards the fish, which was indeed huge. Unfortunately we never got close.

Scottish friend (i never got his name) yelled for me to watch out, as a a seriously GIANT AS FUCK shark thing came barreling at me with inhuman speed, slamming into me and dragging me FAR under the water. Darkness covered everything almost instantly and this "sound" got louder and louder in my head.

Now, i have to preface what happened next with yet ANOTHER uhh...I guess ability? I've learned in dreaming. When something that was nice/is nice suddenly becomes nightmare adjacent I can literally force myself awake. I don't know when I learned this, but I've done it SEVERAL times. I just, Force my eyes open. I wouldn't technically call it "awake"? I guess? But it forces me out of the dream basically. This time was different though. I forced myself out of the dream but I got worried about my Scottish friend. I had to save him, I couldn't leave him with whatever that thing was that attacked me.

I don't know to properly explain it, but I just went back to "sleep". The loud sound was immediately back in my head but I ignored it, gritted my teeth and flung myself out of the dark depths with a roar. I exploded out of the water and back into the daylight. I looked down, teeth bared and eyes wide as I saw the shark thing swimming back up. I shot back into the water, slamming my weight into the creature, grabbing him hard and throwing him out of the water. I noticed at this point he was incredibly misshapen, similar to those old Street Shark toys from back in the day, though with bulging eyes.

I landed on top of him and snarled, demanding to know why he attacked me. He croaked something about being told to by some Scientist who'd made him. Scottish friend had gotten out of the water at this point, running over to check on me. I told him to keep back, cuz I didn't know what the shark creature could do.

Alas, I think the forcing myself out of the dream and back in actually put me into "wake up" mode because I looked back at Scottish friend and then just, woke up. And here I am now writing this out, because this was an incredibly vivid dream and showed me I have more abilities than I thought lol. Though, who knows, this might have just been a one off thing. Thanks for reading!

[fastfooddreams]

I've gained a new 'power' I think

Tbh, I can fly in almost every dream I have. However, the last few dreams I've had, I seemed to have learned how to manifest/call things to me.

It takes a lot of concentration but I put my hand straight out in front of me and then I can think a word like "bucket" and it'll appear either in my hand or in front of me. Same motion for bringing something to me, I just have to think about the object coming to me reeeeally hard lmao.

I did both of these things last night in my dream. I needed to gather berries, so I manifested a bucket and just kinda...called the berries into the bucket. It was really interesting tbh.

Off the top of my head I don't remember the other dreams it's happened in, but I know it's happened a few times now. I'm certainly okay with this too haha. Having any semblance of control over my dreams is always a good time.

The interesting thing as well about last night's dream was I was doing a weird mixture of the usual arm flap flying, but I also had wings this time. I kept switching between moving my shoulder blades and flapping my arms throughout the dream.

[fastfooddreams]

Of Tornadoes and Alligators

Gonna keep this one short n sweet lol

I was having my usual dream nonsense of being in a random place (this time it was a school) and then suddenly the weather gets bad and the tornadoes start coming through. The first one wasn't that bad, but the second one was HUGE and shattered all the windows.

After it passed, suddenly an alligator started climbing up through the window because of course there was a random swamp? on the side of the school??? I immediately jumped on it and tried to wrangle it. I held it in a position and then asked a friend to take a pic for me, but he didn't know how my phone worked lmao. The gator was thrashing too much so I ended up just chucking it out the window so I wouldn't get bit.

And then I woke up

[fastfooddreams]

Of Lucidity and Magic

I had a lucid dream last night. It didn't start that way but I got mad and MADE it lucid XD Typical dream nonsense was going on, I was supposed to be in a ceremony for magic, and we were in a court yard getting ready to do things. Suddenly it got super windy, like ALARMINGLY windy. And then a ton of super dark clouds came billowing in and a tornado started to form (this happens a LOT in my dreams and i hate it tbh) The wind got so bad I could barely stand and I got swept up into the tornado. But instead of being scared I was like "oh no, this shit again." And then I got mad. "No. NO. UH-UH, AINT HAPPENING THIS TIME. EITHER YOU WORK FOR ME OR I'M WAKING MY ASS UP I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS" I'm saying to myself. I will myself down out out of the tornado and look up at the sky, making wide sweeping motions with my hand telling the sky to clear up. It took some real concentration but I did it. It was now dusk and I had to go back to find everyone. Once we got the ceremony set back up, I noticed the sky had gotten really dusty/cloudy again and I was like WHAT DID I SAY. I had to wave my hands a few times and think REALLY HARD to will it away. When it faded finally, it was dark out, but there was a really faint rainbow across the sky amongst the stars. And I was like, okay i can vibe with this. And then the shooting stars started. Pretty, glowing, gold, sparkling. It was super cool. They danced around us as other colors started springing up around in the sky. An item appeared in the sky that looked a lot like an End Crystal from Minecraft, but rainbow colors. I put my arms out to catch it as it fell. I caught it and I just felt so happy and serene as everyone around me danced and celebrated. Then i could feel myself waking up and I told everyone I needed to leave. I couldn't see them well at this point but they were waving and saying goodbye. I literally woke up mouthing the words "I won't forget you"

[felisrandomis]

So I had a dream last night that there was a new update to Pokemon Go and I came across the “new shiny eevee” and I wanted to catch it to give to my roommate

But when i tried to throw this new golden ball at it, i got voice alerts that I don’t have enough sushi/a big enough ball to catch it and then it ran away and I was like, really mad about it and I remember texting it in a poke-group ranting about how ‘since when did you need premium currency to catch Pokemon!?“ etc

The eevee itself was like, super chonk with swirly hair as seen above lmao.

[fastfooddreams]

Of Hotels and Eldrich Beings

I was staying in this really ritzy style hotel that a bit of everything it. Bar, large entertainment area with games, TVs,  etc. Restaurants and more. It was incredibly huge. I think I might’ve been there for a convention I don't know. Suddenly everything starts shaking and a wall rips open down a huge grand stairway that I don’t know where lead originally. A giant eye settles itself in this hole, connect to what I'm sure was a giant eldritch being. Tentacles broke through other parts of the hotel all over the place. People are screaming and getting grabbed by said tentacles. Swarms of men wearing black come streaming in through all other openings, grabbing people as well and dragging them in the direction of the eye. I bolt and try to hide in corners, avoiding mainly the men who were running out. A tentacle never reached for me. After what feels like a long time I emerge to see people acting like nothing happened. They're happy, playing games, wandering about, eating food etc. But the men are still there. The eye is still there. I skulk about, and find a long line of people waiting to get food, some are looking scared. I ask a scared one Whats going on. "They make us eat the food that's been touched by the eye. People change and act completely different, act like this is the best thing that ever happened to them. They don't remember not depending on the eye, its become their benevolent God. They can't do anything or think for themselves. I think the eye eats the people. We can't leave the hotel." Well, fuck that, I thought and snuck past the line to look into the kitchen. The men are serving the food and the kitchen is covered in tentacles snaking up around the walls. I try to urge the scared people to not eat the food. "Better to starve than serve" I kept saying. The people were too scared and I couldn't get them to fight back and leave the line. A man in black came over to me and told me to get back in line and knock off the foolishness. The eye will know what to do with me etc. I turned and bolted back out of the room with them shouting after me, trying to grab me. I suddenly had the ability to fly and was able to slip out of a really high up window. Outside the hotel was a general farm area and small houses. I landed where I saw a bunch of people on a roof playing a game. I told them what was happening in the hotel and they were really worried about it. One of them pointed out they had a chicken coop to gather and eat eggs and to see if I could save anyone in the building to bring them there to eat the outside food till they fell out of the spell of the eye. I agreed and flew back to the hotel. I came back in through a high window and landed quietly. I tried to act casual, walking through the entertainment area, not bringing attention to myself. Suddenly a loud "ad" came on all the TVs, talking about how I wanted to hurt the eye and ruin everyone's good time and that someone would be rewarded heavily upon my capture. My face was plastered on all the TVs. Uh oh. People immediately began turning my way and I panicked. I leapt up into the air, avoiding grabbing hands and flew away to an unoccupied corridor. No windows here, minus a small opened one at a ridiculous height. A lady opened a door while I was debating what to do and gasped when she saw me. Welp, no choice. I flew up and out of the single window. It was late in the day now, and suddenly there were patrols all around the area, including on the roofs of other buildings. Doing my best to not be seen, I stayed low, crawling on all 4s and trying to figure out how to get pass all these patrols. I decided to just gun it in the air in hopes that I'd get lucky. Unfortunately I was not, and a whistle blew out over the area saying I was getting away. I couldn't fly very high of course and was starting to get tired as I flew from rooftop to rooftop, trying to get away. At this point, apparently the eye itself came out to get me, but in a human form. It was getting harder to fly and I kept running into weird obstacles that I had to figure out how to climb through as people and the eye got closer. Finally I thought I found a safe area to rest for a moment as I was helplessly exhausted. I could hear the eye trying to speak to me. It tried to coerce me to come back to the hotel, was it really so bad, you didn't have to worry about life any more etc etc. I told it I didn't want to lose my sense of self and serve some huge ass cthulhu eye monster till it decided it was time to eat me. It kept talking to me, and of course I was focused on it, completely forgetting there were other people it had helping it to catch me. I whipped my head around too late as a man grabbed me from behind, holding me tight. I screamed and struggled to no avail as the eye in human form floated up and loomed over me. One of its arms turning back into a tentacle that it lashed out with and grabbed me. It felt like the world stopped for a moment and all I could hear was loud static while everything around me flashed back n forth from colored to grayed out. I was then unceremoniously dropped to the ground where all the energy had been sapped out of me. I could barely move or even hold my eyes open. The eye sounded both annoyed and satisfied at the same time. "Well, you still don't serve me, but I know everything you've ever needed or wanted in your life, and that's a start. How peculiar..." It picked me up by my throat and through hazy eyes I could see what it...he, I guess, looked like. It's human form was actually stupidly handsome with an evil edge to it. He had the same  eyes as the big eye which was definitely unsettling though. He pulled me close and held me bridle style. "Well, we'll find out all of what makes you tick as time goes on. You'll serve me yet, even if not by my hand."

And then I woke up.

[fastfooddreams]

I had a dream that the sky started literally melting, dipping down in huge, long ropey/gooey looking bits. The closer it got to the ground it became more like lava before touching down ad exploding. I and others were driving through this while it also torrential rained.

[fastfooddreams]

Of Theaters and Anxiety

I woke up from a dumb and anxiety inducing dream but it was so stupid and I dont know why it happened

Was sitting in a house that was apparently my house and was talking with my step dad. We were talking about seeing a movie and I was looking through trailers to show him. We landed on one called Waxspurts(something) and it was apparently about some island of weirdly animal-esc dwarves that were super territorial over their island and even coming to the edge of the water was grounds for them firing arrows at you. You're introduced to this via a humanoid looking character, who turns out to be elvish in nature, but has wings and a...bell stinger. Like it's a bell, but it's on a tail and he could touch things and like knock them out.

So anyway, watching this trailer and I up the brightness on my phone so he could see it better and it's pretty loud too. Suddenly someone hard taps my shoulder and I look over to see a lady in a theater angrily telling me I need to leave right now. I look around and apparently we were ALREADY in a theater and somehow my phone was displaying this loud ass trailer on the wall of said theater and had been playing through the speakers. I immediately panic and shut my phone off via power button and the screen on the side wall turns off. I can hear people angrily yelling and muttering as they wait for their movie to come back on. I scrunch up in my seat, waiting for their movie to come back so I can hopefully leave without being noticed as much.

I looked up at the weird side screen and it says "God and this Theater must really hate you"

And then I woke up. Terrible feelings.

I liked my earlier dream of hanging out in a pile of stuffed animals with some cute kpop boys.

[fastfooddreams]

Of Deities and War

I was some ancient deity that had come back to save my people. It was... it was like...world war 2ish feelings. I was merely a puppet tho, in a body that was slowly dying. I didnt have a lot of time. I convinced these military people that I was some sort of high rank scientist and they took me out on the ocean, out to this island where they had resurrected this....submarine. This huge, very dangerous sub. They found it on my peoples island, along with a bunch of other things. The people were ignored, telling the military that they're messing with forces that should have stayed gone. I was able to sneak away and go to the island. I heard the people chanting. I walked into the hut, and there was sudden hushed gasps and whispers. An elder woman came up to me, smiling and crying, so happy to see me. I was sad tho, but happy to see them. She asked me how long I had. I....pulled up a mask I was wearing, a mask of Sheo (a char of mine) revealing a dilapidated, grotesque and falling apart face of a human. I told her I didn't have long. It was at that moment a military guy barged into the hut and told me I had to leave. I told him no and to get tf off the island. He sneered and ran off as hell started breaking loose. I ran outside the hut to find them lobbing bombs by plane at the island. They were using the ancient tech, these weird giant slings with crazy looking bombs. Something in me told me I could stop them, so I did. When a bomb was flung at us, I "grabbed" it with this weird telekinesis, basically bubbling the bombs and flinging them back at the planes or just off the island. Then one threw what looked like a spiked radar dish and it landed super close. Not a bomb. But apparently like...an ancient EMP?? At least that what I yelled it was before attempting to bubble it. It was a horrid strain to try and contain it, and it made this super loud BEEEOOOOWWWWSSZZZZZZZZ noise and everything vibrated hard. My bubble held, and it died off. Who knows what it would have actually done had I not held it. It was at this point the elder said they were going to move further inland for safety. I told them to do so and I felt my wings spread as I eyed more planes flying over. THEN I woke up and God fucking dammit I'm so mad I did.

[fastfooddreams]

Of Apartments and Annoyance

I don't remember much of my dream last night, but what I do remember was that it was frustrating

Was heading to the apt I apparently lived in, which was more like a full sized house on the inside. I was surprised I could see much of anything though. It was dark outside and also dark inside. None of the lights seemed to work and the place had been trashed by other roommates, who seemed to get defensive when I was upset about it.

I guess I'd been gone for a few days? Not entirely sure. But my room was untouched, though I couldn't get the lights to work in there either. And i was REALLY angry at my room door which was....not a door. It was like a piece of cardboard wrapped in a sheet. It was incredibly frustrating. I was also mad because nobody would answer me if anyone had fed my cats the entire time I was gone. They seemed okay, though I only ever saw one, and it wasn't even one of my actual cats. (this is a weird reoccurring thing in my dreams on occasion. Forgotten pets that are somehow still alive and I'm frantically trying to care for them like I'd just gotten there in time. This is the first time its been a mammal tho. It's usually fish and reptiles.)

Again, the entire house was still dark. I tried to go into the fridge but the light was off there too. I clicked a button and the light turned on for a little bit. My aunt was randomly there and reprimanding me for how the apt/house looked and I'm like "Well, i wasn't HERE. Don't blame me!"

Finally a spurred roommates into starting to clean. Btw, I had no idea who these roommates were irl. A light came on somewhere, so i could see. I had this weird broken vacuum i was trying to use. My aunt just sat on the couch talking to some random person I....knew, but didn't know. I'm mad I cannot remember their name, because they were a fur??? A brown...fox/canine/wolf. Named Ken-something or Kin-something. I keep wanting to say Kinsu-*blank* I accidentally almost sucked up one of their like...con badges. I might try drawing them. But that's about where the dream ended.

[fastfooddreams]

Of Portals and Move

So i meant to post this all damn day and of course I'm way late on it so i only remember the one scene from my dream last night.

The only part I remember was that I could make portals. But to make the portals, I had to write the word 'Move' on something, and write it in a certain way. I could tell if I did it right if there was a small magical...spark thing, that happened upon finishing the word. To use the portal, you had to press your hands into it and like....sink into the object you wrote it on. It was bad to write it on posters, because the other side would have you ripping into another poster elsewhere. Not to mention poster portals were very short ranged, while something like....a pillow portal went a lot farther. It was definitely weird, but it was fun trying to make a proper portal.

[fastfooddreams]

Of Garage Sales and Destroying the White House

So I had, a very strange dream last night. From what I remember I was at my aunt's house and it was a get together/ party of some sorts. There were a lot of people there, some I recognized, others I didn't. We were apparently setting up a garage sale that all of us were gonna run. I remember going upstairs to see this really cute guy laying on a lounge with another girl, and off in the corner I saw 4 white baby ball pythons and what looked like their mother, but she was skinny and all black. I then noticed I had another python wrapped around my hand, and I figured it was Ash (my snake). I looked over at the guy on the couch and he beckoned me to come join him and the girl. I was like "sure why not" and went over to lay down. Ash didn't like it very much tho, and started trying to worm away. At that moment a few of the other guys came into the room and one of them freaked out when he went over by the baby pythons. I looked up to see him picking one up by the tail and yell "holy shit these are cobras!" I looked up down abruptly and they had indeed become baby white cobras. We all scrambled out of the chair thing just as the mom (now cobra) came after me. I tried backing away and slapping at her to get her away, but she lashed out and bit me on the eye before I could get out of the room. I ran downstairs to tell my aunt and she told me there was some special medicated powder I could use to get rid of the venom. It was like blush or whatever, but I put it on and my eye suddenly looked normal. Speed ahead some time and I'm outside now. There's a bunch of awnings and people setting up tables, but they're all looking shifty. Well, at least the guys were. I went to go help a lady unpack a bunch of birds and some rabbits. All of the birds cages were soaking wet and the bottoms were filled with water. I got mad at her and was wondering why all the cages were like that. She just shrugged and said it kept them clean longer, before proceeding to put bunnies in similar cages. I went to go stop her but there was this sudden huge ass KAFOOOOOM noise. We all ran out from under the awnings to see 10 large, black, drone like crafts shooting up into the sky from behind my aunts house. They were shaped like boomerangs, but thicker. They shot straight up into the sky before turning and speeding towards.....the White House. While it was my aunts house, apparently we were in D.C. and you could see the House far away down the street. The guys are all high fiving and patting themselves on the back while everyone else including myself were like WTF is going on?? The guys instantly went stoic and kept telling us not to worry about it, even though we kept asking. Then another KAFOOOOM went off, bigger, louder. This fucking HUGE ASS NUKE-LOOKING ROCKET is SHOOTING UP INTO THE SKY beforing turning and heading towards the White House. All of us(cept the guys) are hella freaking out at this point as we watch in horror as the nuke thing screams straight towards the White House and crashing into it with a huge explosion (half of it already looked destroyed from the drones). I'm speechless at this point when the guys finally tell us that they decided to take care of the President since no one else would. At that point, giant fans activated from the ground and blew away the smoke from the rocket and drones, to try and hide where they had come from so no one could find us. All the guys were super serious at this point and told us all not to say anything, and that the garage sale was a front. Then my phone rang and woke me up.

[fastfooddreams]

Of Ships and Breathing

I had a dream, and for some reason im just now remembering why I couldnt breath earlier It was....a Titanic style dream. We were trying to get off the ship. The entire thing was tossing and everything was a mess We had to go save 2 girls who were locking in a pool room shower There was water everywhere along with chairs tablets debre etc. along with the ship turning in ways that would actually be impossible, but dream logic We did get the girls out of the shower room but I had to break the door to get them out. I fell in water at some point in trying to get all of us out Which is weird in itself, because being under water tends to be a dream 'trigger' for me, but it didnt happen this time

I woke up with making a horrid choking/scoffing noise. Not pleasant. I hate naps.

[grubsludge]

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams

[slowspinningredemption]

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

[gayladypank-deactivated20180415]

hey op im pretty sure you mightve just met god or something like that