fatal ladle

[mallpretzles]

Someone needs to answer for this. Why does it have eyebrows? Why does it’s mouth look like crab arms? Why is it on drugs?

[i-d-e-g-a-f]

no one:

tumblr users when the logo changes:

[ruinedchildhood]

[catyeahhh]

[unclefather]

That’s grape Soada

[swarnpert]

was no one going to tell me shitty-car-mods-daily deactivated??? this is the worst fucking day of my life

[theironclad]

F

[mobius-ofc]

He was always so wrong but we loved him for it

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.

[toastbutteregg]

THE CUTEST

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

this year i’m thankful for this fucking image

[funnytwittertweets]

[soulvomit]

This is what executive dysfunction feels like.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

[6qubed]

god faking tasks

[official-lucifers-child]

jesus literally has sus in his fuckin name

[knuxfan24]

[metaphysicae]

the passion of the christ

[stars-bean]

“What about your girlfriend?”

Napoleon Dynamite (2004) dir. Jared Hess

[curseworm]

my guardian angel just fingers herself all day 😑 girl help me

[loloftheday]

Energy company has got some sass

[bransrath]

Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash

[hawkeabelas]

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

[sunfortune]

i dont mind giving out b00tleg links but the way literally every time someone asks me all i do is google ‘watch x online free’ and find one. they really are not teaching the kids how to steal these days </3

[1999babi]

l’oréal kids extra gentle 2-in-1 shampoo

[theocseason4]

The Watermelon one remains unmatched

[bibbity-bobbity-booyouwhore-dea]

my sister used this growing up and I STILL don’t understand the fucking eye on the bottle

[bibbity-bobbity-booyouwhore-dea]

the bottles…..were fish…they were alwaysf ish

[bibbity-bobbity-booyouwhore-dea]

[sandandglass]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vapingbaby]