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November is over. Jaune won't survive...😔
A Different Sort of Punishment
Jaune: Okay, Blake… This is how we’re going to do things…
Blake: Do what…?
Jaune: The team has asked me to punish you for all your bad behaviour, so I’ve decided on the perfect punishment for you!
Blake: Oh, yeah? And how are you going to punish this naughty little kitty~?
Jaune: First off, no more spankings…
Blake: Wait, what?
Jaune: No more collars…
Blake: E-Excuse me?
Jaune: And, by extension no leashes…
Blake: I beg your pardon?
Jaune: No paddling…
Blake: Say what now…?
Jaune: No ball gags of any kind.
Blake: What?!
Jaune: No choking…
Blake: Say what now?!
Jaune: No rope…
Blake: R-Rope…?
Jaune: No biting, nibbling, or pulling of your ears…
Blake: You’re gonna do what now?!
Jaune: To put it simply, if we’re gonna do it, we’re only going to do vanilla.
Blake: V-Vanilla…?
Jaune: Yep; Pet play, domination, ‘human superiority…’ We’re not doing any of that until your punishment is over. Nothing kinky at all, just plain old vanilla sex.
Blake: But, what about…?!
Jaune: No ‘breeding’ either.
Blake: Oh gods?! What did I do to deserve such cruel punishments?!
Jaune: Do you want the answer in chronological order, or in costs of property damage?
Blake: …
Blake: Chronological…
The Head Maid
Jaune: Good lord... I understand we needed new maids in the manor, but they are so... So... So... incompetent...?
Jaune: Sure, they are maids handpicked by my mother, but I don't understand why she would choose such incompetent competent maids?
Jaune: They can do their jobs just fine, but why are they always so... so sultry when they do their tasks?
Jaune: On that thought... why are they all so... voluptuous? I mean seriously, they're all nines, and tens?! Why did my mother hire all these woman?
Jaune: Haa... forget it.
Jaune: Where is the Head Maid? I need to talk to her about the apprentice maids behaviors.
: Yes, yes... we've had some minor setbacks, but...
Jaune: Ah, there she is!
Jaune: Excuse me Salem I need a...
Jaune: (Gulp!)
Jaune: A-A word...?
Salem: Ahh, Master Arc, how may I help you?
Jaune: Is this a bad time, you are on the phone...?
Salem: No, not at all Master Arc. This isn't an... important phone call.
Jaune: Okay so... A-About the new maids...
Salem: What's wrong with the new maids Master?
Jaune: The new maids are rather... uhh... w-what was I thinking of...?
Salem: Take your time Master.
Jaune: Yeah... Why does her skirt have such a large thigh gap?!
Salem: What was that Master?
Jaune: Incompetence!
Salem: I'm sorry?
Jaune: T-The new maids! While they are skilled, they seem to be a bit incompetent!
Salem: Oh? How so Master?
Jaune: They are good at their jobs! Yes, very good at their jobs. But... Butt...
Salem: But..?
Jaune: But... Ahem! But, they are rather slow at their respective jobs. I've seen you complete the same tasks in a fraction of time it took them to accomplish.
Salem: To be fair, I do have years of experience doing the various tasks throughout the manor.
Jaune: I know so I need you to go to them, and... encourage them to do their job better! Every time I see them they're, too busy being promiscuous, and showing off long their legs... creamy, and plump thighs... and, nice full round butts...
Salem: What was that Master Arc~?
Jaune: N-N-N-Nothing! Just...?! Make sure the maids do their jobs, and stop acting so sultry!
Salem: Sultry~?
Jaune: Nothing! I-I'll be in the manner work on... s-s-stuff!
Salem: Very well Master Arc. I will inform you of when dinner is ready.
Jaune: Thank you!
Salem: ...
Salem: Mmhmhmhmhm~!
Salem: Did you hear that all my Lady?
: Oh I heard it Salem. Oh, I heard that all too well.
Salem: I was worried we weren't having any luck enticing the Young Master, but it appears we have nothing to worry about~!
: Perhaps. Jaune is such a shy little bunny at times. I think you will have to... step up your game Salem.
Salem: I will tell the other that we should do just that.
: 'The other girls?' Salem, don't you remember our deal? Whoever manages to seduce my son first, and bare his child, the next Arc heir, would be the next Lady Arc. Why spoil your chances of become the next head of the house?
Salem: Oh? Oh, I had completely forgotten about that deal we made my Lady.
: You did? How come?
Salem: Because my Lady, we're more interested in seeing who beds the Young Master first~! Baring his child, and becoming the next Lady of House Arc is just a consolation prize~!
: A consolation prize?
Salem: Oh don't worry my Lady Juniper Arc. We'll give you plenty of grandchildren to spoil by the time were done with the Young Master. You have our word.
Juniper: Wonderful~!
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Ahh I missed doing this. Did you miss it too @lar-mx ?
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Nora: Renny, I missed you! I just came from Pyrrah and Jaune's room and-
Ren: You went into Pyrrah and Jaune's room covered in mud!?
Nora: I needed a towel we were all out in our room but I didn't make a mess look!
Nora opens the door to see a pristine looking room!
Ren: hmm well that's good you know how twitchy Pyrrah gets with-OH BROTHERS GOODNESS!
Nora: What!?
Ren said nothing but walked past her to a item sitting on top of a draw.
It was a teddy bear.
Ren:
Nora: Reeeeen your being 2Dimensional again...
Ren: Nora...this is Pyrrah's first date with Jaune teddy bear...do you remember what happened last time we messed with something Jaune got her?
Nora had a distant gaze in her eyes as she recalled the horror of Pyrrah's intense team bonding 'exercises'.
Ren: ...and now you've doomed us all...cause you got mud on it.
Nora: No...no no no no no, no more Boston crabs Pyrrah I'm sorry!!!
Nora: Their has to be a way to fix this! For the sake of our LEGS! Ren please!
Ren: I think I'll be able to just wipe it o-
RIPPPPPP~
Stuffing could be seen leaking from the side of the stuffed bear.
Nora:
Ren: We must leave and never come back.
Nora: She'll kill us all.
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Wind at your backs, lads!
The Perfect Trade
Neptune: Jaune, how could you?!
Sun: We spent months working on trying to acquire that sacred relic!
Ren: And, you just gave it away?!
Jaune: I didn't give it away! I.. I traded it…
Neptune: What upon the twelve realms could have possibly possessed you to give away such a valuable artifact?
Jaune: The high elf who I traded it to said he give me his wife if I gave it to him…
Sun: You traded a priceless, holy relic away… for some guys wife?!
Jaune: We can steal it back! I mean, the guy is a real asshole. Willing to trade his wife, and all.
Ren: What kind of girl was worth something that kings fought over?
Jaune: That big titty, thic, milf, elf waifu over there.
Willow:
Willow: Hi~!
RSN: …
Sun: (Clap.)
Ren: (Clap)
Neptune: (Clap.)
RSN: ( Clap clap clap clap clap)
Ren: Nice.
Jaune: ...
Jaune Nice~!
Team RWBY, Vampire Hunters
Ruby: Wait... You're not a vampire?
Jaune: Nope! I'm a hundred percent human!
Blake: But, people call you a vampire?
Jaune: Anyone who isn't a local calls me that.
Yang: Then, why do they call you a vampire?
Jaune: Hmmm...? Probably because I'm a doctor.
Jaune: And, that I know so much about blood, and the fact I invented blood transfusions.
Weiss: Blood transfusions...? What exactly is that?
Jaune: Oh, human's, and faunas have different types of blood running through their veins. It is possible to transfer the blood of one person with a similar blood type to another person with the same blood type to supplement the blood they possible lost. A process I call: A blood transfusion.
Ruby: And, because of that people call you a vampire?
Jaune: More, or less.
Yang: That... makes sense.
Blake: It makes too much sense why people would refer a doctor that specializes in blood as a vampire.
Weiss: But, what about all the reports of vampires coming here?
Yang: That's right! People have made various reports of vampires coming to this town! Some have reported that they've visited the local taverns, and enjoyed a meal there!
Ruby: What are they talking about, is that true?
Jaune: I would advise you that you remove that knife from my neck missy.
Ruby: Answer my questions!
Jaune: Okay, okay, okay! I keep the blood on ice, and every other day a vampire, or two stops by my clinic, and buys a pint of blood, and drinks it.
Weiss: You're selling peoples blood?!
Jaune: It's a mutual business agreement! People sell their blood to me for a few coins, and I sell the blood to the vampires for a few more coins! It's a good, and honest business! Besides, it keeps the vampires fed so they don't go out to eat people!
Blake: People can't honestly think that's a good deal now can they?!
Jaune: You'd be surprised, most people are totally fine with it! I mean as the saying goes: 'A pint of blood a day, keeps the vampire away.'
Blake: People aren't actually saying that... are they?
Jaune: I wish they weren't, it sounds cheesy.
Yang: So what is this place? The perfect vampire society, where they live in harmony with humans so long as the are freely given a pint of their blood to drink?!
Jaune: Well, it isn't for free. But yeah, that's pretty much it.
Ruby: What the hell is this place...?
Weiss: Why? Why would you do all of this; Just to live in harmony with the vampires?!
Jaune: Well, that wasn't my main reason why, that just happened to be a positive sideeffect of my research.
Ruby: And, what was the main reason?
Jaune: To feed my girlfriend.
Yang: Wait, does that mean you're dating a vampire?!
Jaune: Yep! Her name is, Salem the Vampire Queen!
RWBY: She's the what?!
Jaune: The Vampire Queen! Say hi, babe!
RWBY: What?!
Salem: GET THE HELL AWAY FEOM MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!
RWBY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH?!?!!?!!!
I was looking for this one, but most of the 'Halloween' stories are borderline smut.
Please reblog, this could really help someone
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I still do.
They’re cute!
Rabbit Tamer
Jaune: Rumi... why is the forest on fire?
Rumi: Ah-hahaha...
Jaune: ...
Rumi: T-There was a bug Grimm...
Jaune: You set the forest on fire because you saw a bug?
Rumi: It was huge! I destroyed the forest to destroy it! I-I-If I didn't kill it with fire, it may have hurt my precious little BunBun!
Jaune: I've seen your legs in combat, couldn't you have crushed it under foot?
Rumi: And, gotten bug guts all over my feet?!
Jaune: You, and I both know Grimm don't have any guts to spill!
Rumi: But, there could have been!
Jaune: For such a skilled, and veteran Huntress you are rather squeamish over something such as a little bug.
Rumi: Little?! The thing was the size of of a car.
Jaune: Rumi, I was the one who killed it, it was the size of a moped at least!
Rumi: Well, excessive fire power is needed to completely eliminate any, and all Grimm threats!
Jaune: Rumi, you burned Iliara's favourite tree.
Rumi: She'll be okay with me singeing that tree a little.
Jaune: Juniper saw it as her favourite tree since it's her mothers Iliara's favourite tree as well.
Rumi: I-It's Juniper's favourite t-tree...?
Jaune: Yes, it Juniper favourite tree. And, you burned it...
Rumi: W-Well, it's a simple mistake... I'll talk to Iliara, and she'll make sure nothing bad happens!
Jaune: Rumi...
Rumi: Eep?!
Jaune: Behave yourself... Understood?
Rumi: Y-Yes Sir.
Jaune: That's a good little Bunny~!
Rumi: Oh gods~!
Jaune: Now come on, we've got a job to finish.
Rumi: I swear... If he doesn't knock me up by the end of the week, then I am doing something wrong...
SMB: Terra, Coco, Yang
I'm going to assume you meant Jauen since this is a Jaune Centric blog.
SMB: J
Terra: Jaune Arc!
Jaune: Yes, I am Jaune Arc.
Terra: Smash, Marry, Breed!
Jaune: What?!
Terra: Yang Xiao Long!
Yang: Hey lover boy~!
Jaune: Y-Yang?!
Terra: Coco Adel!
Coco: Hey handsome~!
Jaune: C-C-Coco?!
Terra: And, lastly myself, Terra Cotta Arc~!
Jaune: You too?!
Terra: So Jaune, who are you smashing, marrying, and breeding~?
Jaune: D-Do I have to do this?
TCY: Yes.
Jaune: Oh okay... haaa...
Jaune: Marry Terra... She's already the mother to my child, so I might as well as take responsibility...
Coco: You had a kid with her?!
Yang: Does that mean you're Adrian's father?!
Jaune: Breed Yang.
Yang: Fuck yeah! That means I get a cute Adrian of my own!
Terra: You want one for yourself?
Jaune: And lastly, Smash Coco.
Coco: Dammit! I wanted to have an Adrian of my own...
Jaune: You what?!
Coco kill marry fuck
Jaune arc
Terra cotta arc
Saphron arc
MFK CO IV
Velvet: Ohh Coco~!
Coco: Hey BunBun, what's up?
Velvet: Marry, Fuck, Kill~!
Coco: Ohh~! Who am I picking between?!
Velvet: First we have everyone's loveable knight Jaune Arc!
Jaune: Uhh... h-hi Coco.
Coco: Hi Jaune~!
Velvet: Jaune's older sister Saphron Cotta Arc!
Saphron: Hello Coco~!
Coco: Hello pretty lady~!
Velvet: And, lastly her wife, Terra Cotta Arc!
Terra: Hello Coco, Jaune has spoken fondly about you!
Coco: Hello little lady~!
Velvet: So Coco, among these three! Who will you Marry, Fuck, and Kill~?!
Coco: This is hard...
Coco: ...
Coco: Actually it's not that hard...
Velvet: It isn't?
Coco: No! First off I marry Jaune!
Terra: But, I thought you were going to kill him, aren't you gay?
Coco: I am a proud lesbian! But, I also happen to be a equally proud 'Arcsexual!'
Terra: Oh you too?
JS: 'You too?'
Coco: Yeah, Jaune was helping me coordinate some outfits, and low, and behold I'm head over heels for this blond dork.
Jaune: You fell for me because I helped you coordinate an outfit?
Terra: Ahh... Yes, I was asexual, then I saw Saphron be a confused little dork, and I fell for her in seconds.
Jaune: We did it again...
Saphron: Seduced people by being dorks...
Coco: And, if I marry Jauen I can make a cute little Adrian all of my own~!
Saphron: Adrian strikes again!
Jaune: Why do you have to do your dad dirty like this...
Coco: Wait, Adrian's really your son? I thought that was just a rumor?!
Jaune: Oh shit...
Saphron: So. since you're an outspoke 'Arcsexual,' does that mean you're going to fuck me?
Terra: And, kill me?
Coco: Yes.
Saphron: Yay! I get to have another threesome with my little bro!
Coco: Y-You two have had threesome before?
Velvet: You two have had sex?!
Saphron: You're a rabbit faunas, haven't you done it before with your siblings before?
Velvet: Well... I only have sisters... so...
Coco: You have?!
Saphron: So...
Saphron: Do you guys want to have an orgy, or what?
Terra: Yes.
Velvet: Absolutely.
Coco: Hell yeah!
Jaune: O-Okay...?
Saphron FUCK YEAH!
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Dress Shirt
Coco: Hey, Jaune... why are you wearing a tee-shirt with your school uniform?
Jaune: One of my dress shirts is at the drycleaners after my shirt was drenched in juice. And, I can't find my spare dress shirt. So, I had to wear this tee-shirt instead.
Coco: Oh man that sucks.
Jaune: It does! Especially because of how it barely matches the rest of my outfit!
Coco: Yeah, those clothes don't match at all.
Jaune: Nahh... I'm going loose my fashion creds because of this...
Coco: You could go shirtless?
Jaune: Glynda said I would look hot, but I would be given detention because it's against the dress code...
Coco: Damn, if the Queen of the Fashion Trio says so, then it will have to be. Do you have any idea where you're shirt is?
Jaune: If I had an idea where it was it wouldn't be lost.
Coco: Fair.
Jaune: Haa... I'll just have to wait until my shirt is done at the cleaners, I'll get some new shirts while I'm at it.
Coco: Good plan, can I join you for some fashion shopping~?
Jaune: Sure. I wouldn't mind having you...
"Do-DA-Doo~!"
Jaune: Hang on, I just got a text...
Coco: From who?
Jaune: My girlfriend...
Coco: Yang? Oh did she send you something spicy~?
Jaune: Come on, Mocha, Yang isn't that kind of... girl...
Coco: ...?
Jaune: ....
Coco: Jaune, what is it?
Jaune: ...
Coco: What is it what did she send...?!
Yang: 'Hey, Jaune~! You forgot your dress shirt at my place'
Yang: 'You going to come, and get it~?'
Jaune: ...
Coco: ...
Coco: Gods damn...
Jaune: Okay... This is obvious a booty call...
Coco: Obviously.
Jaune: And, I am going to answer the call.
Coco: As you should.
Jaune: But, uhh... I not sure if I want my shirt back... Because, while I need my shirt back... I'm not sure if I want it back...
Coco: Take it back; That way you can 'leave' it at her place, and she can... she can give you a call to come pick it up~!
Jaune: You're a genius, Mocha!
Coco: I know darling~!
Jaune: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to answer a phone call~!
Coco: Have fun love~!
Coco: Ahh~!
Coco: I need a smoking hot blonde babe too...
Coco looks over to see, Arslan walking by.
Coco: Ohh~? Dark chocolate with butterscotch on top? How did she know it was my favourite~?
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