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Ren: Sometimes I forget how intense the training between Jaune and Neo is...
Ruby: Oh?
Ruby looks at the training grounds.
Ruby: Seems like Neo is giving Jaune hell?
Ren: Look again.
Points to the duo.
Jaune and Neo:
Jaune falls to a knee as Neo looms above him a smug look on her face as she offered a hand to Jaune, which he took.
Nora: They are so totally going to fuck each other after this.
Ren: ...
Ruby: I-you-FILTH!
Such good news.
Jaune: How many Rubies would it take to stop a bullet, my names Jaune and welcome back to Yee-Yee life, where we take everything an anything and shoot it with guns.
Ruby: Jaune, I didnt mean to shoot you with Crescent Rose can't you forgive your adorable best friend?
Jaune: Did you hear that Neo?
Neo, the Camera-Woman, just shook the camera.
Ruby: I hate you.
Neo: 🤭🖕
Roman: Oi, where did do-gooder go?
Neo: *rolls window down of car*
Roman: ...
Jaune:
Roman: GET. IN. THE. CAR. YOU. IDIOT! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY THE POLICE!
Neo: 🤭
Weiss blinked, the fog lifting from her mind to realize she was in a room, her old dorm room with Team RWBY, just like the way it was before the fall.
Her eyes looked around every where, before settling back to the mirror infront of her, and while the person looking back at her, was indeed her she noticed one difference, her hair, now just sat right at her shoulders.
Weiss: When did I-
She ran a hair through her now short hair trying to recall any moment of having cut it, but nothing came about.
Weiss: oookay...think...we all left out the gate...where did it take us?
Weiss blue eyes widened in shock.
Where was everyone else? Ruby, Yang, Blake, and Jaune.
A pit of nervousness began to form in her stomach, Would she lose him again?
His mind already bent at the sheer loneliness, and just when it would start to get better, this happens?
Rising up from her seat, she needed to find her friends and figure out how they returned to the past.
-
Yang was flummoxed, bamboozled and quite possibly flabbergasted, not only was she back at Beacon but...
Pyrrha: You ready for our spar?
Yang: Uh...huh?
Pyrrha: Our spar? Jaune told me you needed some help with your fighting style?
Yang: He...did?
Pyrrha: Yes, silly, now come on!
Something was wrong, the person in front of her shouldn't be here but...here she is. Alive.
Looking down Yang was back in here old attire before the fall, just what in the hell was going on!?
Yangs mind drifted to the rest of her team, to her sister, Weiss, Jaune and Blake...and hoped they were all okay.
-
Ruby stood outside of Team JNPR's dorm, confusion eteched on her face.
EverAfter-Gate-Remnant...
So why are they in the past...and where was everyone else?
Did they also go back to the past?
Well questions that can be answered with Jaune...he should be here.
Gently knocking on the door, Ruby let herself inside and their, to her relief, was Jaune!
...though he looked a little different, gone was his pumpkin Pete sweater in favor of something a bit more casual...too casual for Jaune.
Ruby went up to greet her friend.
Ruby: Jaune, im so glad your alright!
Jaune turned around and the first thing that Ruby caught were the bag under his eyes.
Jaune: Good morning Ruby!
Ruby cringed inwardly, his greeting sounded so...practiced.
She looked at him a bit more.
His whole demeanor looked as if he was stiff, like he was carrying some weight on his shoulders but what made her even more concerned was the way he smiled.
It looked so plastered as if, again, it was somethimg practiced and not his natural happy smile.
It didnt seem to reach his eyes at all.
Ruby looked at her best friend with concern.
Ruby: A-are you okay Jaune?
Jaune looked at her, that plastered smile never leaving as he tilted his head just a smidge.
Jaune: I'm fine, Ruby why do you ask?
Even his response sounded practiced, like a machine.
Ruby: We-well it just looks like you haven't slept in a while...I'm just worried for you...
The smile on Jaune's face didnt falter, as he looked too his left, at a mirror next to him.
Jaune: Hmmm, how curious.
Ruby had many questions but mainly wanted to ask why they were in the past but a look from Jaune stopped her.
Jaune: Don't worry, Ruby, I'll reset and see if something changes, okay?
Ruby: Reset? Jaune what are yo-
And before she could say anything else, Jaune quickly pulled something from behind his back, a gun, before pressing it too his temple, that smile never leaving his face as Ruby eyes widened in horror and before she could even comprehend to do ANYTHING at all
*BANG*
Jaune's body fell down with a thud as his blood splashed across Ruby's face. Ruby's silver eyes shrinked to pin-pricks, as Jaune's blood began to pool at her boots but worst of all, even with the hole in his head, he still had on that fixed smile, like this wasn't anything new or shocking to him, as if it were routine.
And just as the horror was about to settle in Ruby's chest and she was about to scream in terror, Ruby felt a shift and her vision go white.
Blinking again, she was once again outside Team JNPR's door, hand on the doorknob, ready to enter.
Like nothing happened.
Weiss: You think Ruby is having too much fun beating Cinder?
Jaune: Naw, what makes you say that?
Weiss: I mean...*points to Ruby beating the hell put of Cinder with a smile on her face*
Jaune: What, Ruby is enjoying the spirit of righteous justice flowing through her!
Weiss: Look again.
Ruby:
Jaune: ...I fail to see the problem here?
Weiss: ...
Jaune: in fact I see this as an absolute win!
Jaune: A dream...I saw a dream.
Jaune: A dream that wouldn't end.
Jaune: Over and over again, I repeated and corrected every mistake.
Jaune: But before I knew it...I lost count.
Jaune: I died...over one hundred million times.
Jaune: And yet, there was still a place I wanted to reach, a wish I wanted to protect.
Jaune: No matter what, I had to save everyone.
Jaune: Thats why...I took her hand.
Kinger: I kinda thought one of those RWBY guys would be at the table tonight...
Handsome Jack: Aw you know how it is with animated characters, give'em a little bit of fame and it all goes to their heads.
Kinger: Tell me about it...
Handsome Jack: Even secondary characters like that goofball Cinder wanted script approval.
Frylock: What a jerk.
Handsome Jack: The gang and I have been around for seventeen years and even we don't get script approval!
Tiny Tina (background): Don't have a cow man!
Frylock: What about the Grimm?
Handsome Jack: Their not so good with the repartee..
Handsome Jack: There was talk about overdubbing them but that got CRWBY introuble with the Grimm Unions.
Frylock: You gotta watch out for those guys they'll eat you alive.
Nora: You ever seen a frightening display of teamwork?
Nora: Look no-further then fearless leader and his mute girlfriend.
Nora: Don't believe me? Here's exhibit A: A poor, and I use that word loosely, Grimm being demolished.
Exhibit A:
Nora: A very very painful lesson.
Nora: here is exhibit B: Cinder Fall and you know even after everything she's done, I still feel a teeny bit sorry.
Exhibit B:
Nora: So class, what have we learned?
The class consisting of Team RWBY, Ren, Oscar, Emerald and Mercury looked at the 'Teacher' then to the duo, of said lesson, sleeping on a hammock.
Ruby: Uh, not to incure their wrath?
Weiss: Therapy Sessions?
Yang: Oh they have 'sessions' alright, can barely get any sleep sometimes!
Blake: How can I use this for my next fanfic...
Oscar: Team-work makes the dream work?
Emerald: Really?
Mercury: Can I have a copy of that footage?
Oh yeah...Weiss is short, also Pyrrha looks so....well you know like she's going to say some rude to Weiss.
Pyrrha: This girl boring you, Jaune?
Jaune:
Dragonslayer post will be loosely based around this song.
Neo: Do we ever find peace?
Trivia: Yeah.
Trivia: It took a long time and there was a lot of pain but...
Trivia looks to group of people all chatting and having a good time, her gaze lingering on a blonde haired man with remarkable ocean blue eyes, who catches her gaze and with a smile waves at her, to come and join the group.
Trivia: We find people, friends, along the way that helped us find it.
Neo looked at the group and just nodded a smile on her face as she begin to crumble away.
Neo: I'm glad.
Jaune:
Ruby: Is he okay?
Weiss: He has been standing over Cinders dead corpse like that for over thirty minutes in that same pose...
Ruby: Sooooo...
Weiss: Maybe? I don't know-oh look here comes that mute monster...
Neo stands next to Jaune joining him.
Ruby: You know what? Im gonna join them, it looks strangely cathartic.
Weiss: ...
Ruby joins the duo as Weiss stares at the idiots.
Weiss: *sighs* Why not.
Weiss walks over and joins in on the fun.
Papa Arc: Do you like my son?
Weiss: Yeah, he is a very handsome guy but...why is he for sale on Ebay?
Jaune: Oh no...
Weiss: How are-how is that-wait how are you shipping him for free?
Jaune: Dad...not again!
Weiss: How does he have two five star fucking ratings!?
*deactive user: InvincibleGoddess*
*deactive user: Robocop*
Weiss: This makes no sense how are you selling multiple Jaunes and how can I buy them all!?
Weiss: You think Jaune's been in the EverAfter a little too long?
Ruby: Not like he could help it, je was waiting for us, besides why do you say that?
Weiss: *points to Old Man Jaune*
Jaune:
Ruby: I see your concerns.
Tyrian: You dare show your face after failing to get the maiden powers?
Salem: Enough, what happened Cinder?
Cinder: Forgive me mistress but I was...
Salem: hmm?
Cinder: To my great shame I have been...Aura-farmed.
Salem: Aura-farmed?
Cinder: Regrettably so...
Salem: ...Tyrian.
Tyrian: Yes, my goddess?
Salem: Explain to me what 'Aura Farming' means...
While Tyrian was doing his best Cinder was sent a message from a private number, it contained a video and a message saying 'Never Forget' -N
As a five second video just played of one stupid blonde Knight, Aura farming once again, in their battle.
Jaune:
Cinder: ....
Cinder: ...Fucking Aura-monster~
-
*Up in heaven*
GoL: How the fuck do you have any internet access?
Pyrrha: Hey, you brought me here, if i had it my way I would be aura-farming with my hubby but nooooooooo, you and your brothers stupid idea...
GoL: Its not stupid...
Pyrrha: Now I gotta sit and watch as a mute gremlin gets her grubby mits on him...
GoL: ...
