my clown shoe i fear

i have a dread so ancient

[harryworldwide]

Favorite Shania Twain song - Royal Court

[segamascott]

[twilight-shitposting]

Think smarter not harder

[moneypuzzleexchanger]

Cashier: uhhh… wanna bag or nah

Me: Just let it all… *makes motion of sand falling through gaps in my fingers* disappear…

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[imwiremother]

me every day

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

getting to know me for ~5 months or so then on month 6 things start to slowly click for you that ive clearly been trying to manufacture situations where you get struck by lightning

[clubcope]

me when they say "Yes Jeff" to Gordon Ramsey: not his name

[cannibalchicken]

[jane-boyle-ridenhour]

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[engelsca]

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[rilldied-deactivated20241001]

this is getting me so bad

[fatbuttfatterbrian]