Little Coffee Shop

Head of Czechia Offical's Food Sector | Head of the OfficalVerse FDA | Rated ⭐⭐⭐⭐ by God

[coffee-shop-offical]

Welcome!

May I take your order?

{main is @coffee--spill <- some lore I just took from my main}

!!(need to redo this intro)!!

! Mod is a minor !

(If I tagged you, I hope it's ok)

°• Head of Officalverse FDA, appointed by @breadcrumb-offical

°• Head of @czechia-offical 's FDA

°• Rated ⭐⭐⭐⭐ by @god-the-offical

°• This blog was created because @7-eleven-offical WOULDN'T GIVE ME COFFEE? AND INSTEAD TRIED TO BLOW ME UP?

°• And @wammipammi told me to make my own coffee shop so here we are :p

°• It's actually a brilliant start up story. Yknow broke girl starts a coffee shop and rises to a position of power. Great story right? You should invest.

(please don't rob me ik I tried to rob like, 5 of y'all when I started out but-)

Relationship w other officals (I prob missed some I cannot keep track)

°• Younger sister and future co leader — @imightbeafaerie-official-offical

°• Roommate and mother — @blood-god-offical

°• Parental Figure — @the-grim-reaper-offical

°• Grandparent — @definitely-not-ao3-offical

°• Unc — @7-eleven-offical

°• Older sister — @neurobiology-offical

°• Siblings — @oppossum-offical @far-the-fae-offical + all of grim's children (I feel bad tagging that many people)

°• I don't actually remember but I'm related to @smol-gremlin-child-offical somehow... Auncle I think??? I DON'T REMEMBER

°• Currently enlisted in my army (we don't have anyone to fight against anymore-)

@wammipammi @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @spider-from-mars-offical

CURRENT TAG SYSTEM

°• Thank you for ordering! -> asks

°• sip of coffee -> reblogs

°• coffee-shop -> all other posts

(info about mod under the cut)

Heyy mod here

My name is Diya wsp, you can use she/they pronouns although truly im fine with any.

This blog is mostly an excuse to post photos of my coffee I'm ngl...

Also I apologise to my moots who Def don't care about this because I'm gna be tagging you now:

@needyentity @landminegirl-420 @a-french-coconut @nelly-rebellyyyyy @evil-era @paigebstorey @the1rlame @deathcastlvr2 @shiorch @starlacedletters @ambersong-lilac-reblogs @slowwalkingbisexualgirl @pxrcelain-dollx @luzzxsgabi @whispersinthetide

[satan-offical]

I had a dream that it was revealed that you were secretly running every single offical account on Tumblr

We are a hive mind

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

No it cannot be. @silly-little-arson-frog-offical please tell me this is not true

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

we are a hive mind

[a-pairlessly-painfull-poet]

No no no no no no no

@coffee-shop-offical please tell me you didnt join.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️

[eredin-offical]

I am not voting for a drink. That is stupid.

[coffee-shop-offical]

coffee shop, a food establishment that heads the FDA, is stupider than a sock? Alr man vote who you choose

[eredin-offical]

I voted for nobody, because every single one of you are pathetic and inferior.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm laughing. A devastatingly sad life you must lead pretending to be better than the rest of us

[eredin-offical]

You think I pretend? I am the King of the Aen Elle. I rule a civilization. I command an armored Elven cavalry. And what do you do, hm?

[coffee-shop-offical]

I am able to sleep at night without ghosts haunting me. Do you have anything to brag about except the amount of blood you've spilled?

[eredin-offical]

Napping without ghosts does not make you special. The amount of blood I've spilt is quite a feat, so you should be amazed. But I do have other accomplishments that far surpass the capabilities of your race, if you really wish to hear them and remember how impractical you are.

[coffee-shop-offical]

Racism too, wow, you really know how to win the majority vote

[eredin-offical]

A predictable response. Lesser creatures always invent fragile words to mask their own inferiority when confronted with a superior civilization... Pathetic.

[coffee-shop-offical]

This is still racism, so I rest my case. I will not waste my time on the same ridiculous argument. Just know Eredin thinks all of you as lesser than.

[eredin-offical]

Racism is your biggest concern? Do you not have your precious politics to worry about? Oh, you dh'oine amuse me. Applying your silly little human morals to the Aen Elle once again...

[coffee-shop-offical]

Do you think racism doesn't matter in- you know it's not only the Aen Elle voting right

[eredin-offical]

Yes, I know. And why do you assume we are voting?

[coffee-shop-offical]

... This is such a dumb arguement I'm parting ways

[eredin-offical]

Exactly, because you know you've been wrong the whole time.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I was going to say because your vote doesn't matter to me but whatever lets you sleep

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️

[eredin-offical]

I am not voting for a drink. That is stupid.

[coffee-shop-offical]

coffee shop, a food establishment that heads the FDA, is stupider than a sock? Alr man vote who you choose

[eredin-offical]

I voted for nobody, because every single one of you are pathetic and inferior.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm laughing. A devastatingly sad life you must lead pretending to be better than the rest of us

[eredin-offical]

You think I pretend? I am the King of the Aen Elle. I rule a civilization. I command an armored Elven cavalry. And what do you do, hm?

[coffee-shop-offical]

I am able to sleep at night without ghosts haunting me. Do you have anything to brag about except the amount of blood you've spilled?

[eredin-offical]

Napping without ghosts does not make you special. The amount of blood I've spilt is quite a feat, so you should be amazed. But I do have other accomplishments that far surpass the capabilities of your race, if you really wish to hear them and remember how impractical you are.

[coffee-shop-offical]

Racism too, wow, you really know how to win the majority vote

[eredin-offical]

A predictable response. Lesser creatures always invent fragile words to mask their own inferiority when confronted with a superior civilization... Pathetic.

[coffee-shop-offical]

This is still racism, so I rest my case. I will not waste my time on the same ridiculous argument. Just know Eredin thinks all of you as lesser than.

[eredin-offical]

Racism is your biggest concern? Do you not have your precious politics to worry about? Oh, you dh'oine amuse me. Applying your silly little human morals to the Aen Elle once again...

[coffee-shop-offical]

Do you think racism doesn't matter in- you know it's not only the Aen Elle voting right

[eredin-offical]

Yes, I know. And why do you assume we are voting?

[coffee-shop-offical]

... This is such a dumb arguement I'm parting ways

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️

[eredin-offical]

I am not voting for a drink. That is stupid.

[coffee-shop-offical]

coffee shop, a food establishment that heads the FDA, is stupider than a sock? Alr man vote who you choose

[eredin-offical]

I voted for nobody, because every single one of you are pathetic and inferior.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm laughing. A devastatingly sad life you must lead pretending to be better than the rest of us

[eredin-offical]

You think I pretend? I am the King of the Aen Elle. I rule a civilization. I command an armored Elven cavalry. And what do you do, hm?

[coffee-shop-offical]

I am able to sleep at night without ghosts haunting me. Do you have anything to brag about except the amount of blood you've spilled?

[eredin-offical]

Napping without ghosts does not make you special. The amount of blood I've spilt is quite a feat, so you should be amazed. But I do have other accomplishments that far surpass the capabilities of your race, if you really wish to hear them and remember how impractical you are.

[coffee-shop-offical]

Racism too, wow, you really know how to win the majority vote

[eredin-offical]

A predictable response. Lesser creatures always invent fragile words to mask their own inferiority when confronted with a superior civilization... Pathetic.

[coffee-shop-offical]

This is still racism, so I rest my case. I will not waste my time on the same ridiculous argument. Just know Eredin thinks all of you as lesser than.

[eredin-offical]

Racism is your biggest concern? Do you not have your precious politics to worry about? Oh, you dh'oine amuse me. Applying your silly little human morals to the Aen Elle once again...

[coffee-shop-offical]

Do you think racism doesn't matter in- you know it's not only the Aen Elle voting right

[officalverse-tournaments-offical]

Can I nominate @/coffee-shop-offical?

Funny coincidence someone just nominated you!

Anyways,

You heard them folks! Get this post to 300 notes to offically enter @coffee-shop-offical into the tournament!

3 Days left!

Note Limit of 5!

[coffee-shop-offical]

YAY Thank you sis

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️

[eredin-offical]

I am not voting for a drink. That is stupid.

[coffee-shop-offical]

coffee shop, a food establishment that heads the FDA, is stupider than a sock? Alr man vote who you choose

[eredin-offical]

I voted for nobody, because every single one of you are pathetic and inferior.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm laughing. A devastatingly sad life you must lead pretending to be better than the rest of us

[eredin-offical]

You think I pretend? I am the King of the Aen Elle. I rule a civilization. I command an armored Elven cavalry. And what do you do, hm?

[coffee-shop-offical]

I am able to sleep at night without ghosts haunting me. Do you have anything to brag about except the amount of blood you've spilled?

[eredin-offical]

Napping without ghosts does not make you special. The amount of blood I've spilt is quite a feat, so you should be amazed. But I do have other accomplishments that far surpass the capabilities of your race, if you really wish to hear them and remember how impractical you are.

[coffee-shop-offical]

Racism too, wow, you really know how to win the majority vote

[eredin-offical]

A predictable response. Lesser creatures always invent fragile words to mask their own inferiority when confronted with a superior civilization... Pathetic.

[coffee-shop-offical]

This is still racism, so I rest my case. I will not waste my time on the same ridiculous argument. Just know Eredin thinks all of you as lesser than.

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️

[eredin-offical]

I am not voting for a drink. That is stupid.

[coffee-shop-offical]

coffee shop, a food establishment that heads the FDA, is stupider than a sock? Alr man vote who you choose

[eredin-offical]

I voted for nobody, because every single one of you are pathetic and inferior.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm laughing. A devastatingly sad life you must lead pretending to be better than the rest of us

[eredin-offical]

You think I pretend? I am the King of the Aen Elle. I rule a civilization. I command an armored Elven cavalry. And what do you do, hm?

[coffee-shop-offical]

I am able to sleep at night without ghosts haunting me. Do you have anything to brag about except the amount of blood you've spilled?

[eredin-offical]

Napping without ghosts does not make you special. The amount of blood I've spilt is quite a feat, so you should be amazed. But I do have other accomplishments that far surpass the capabilities of your race, if you really wish to hear them and remember how impractical you are.

[coffee-shop-offical]

Racism too, wow, you really know how to win the majority vote

[sacabambaspis-offical]

get star-tomato'ed

AWW ITS SO

OW ITS IN MY EYES

[official-anime-demon]

I want to eat that

[sacabambaspis-offical]

Be my guest

[official-anime-demon]

Mmmmmmm it was so good. I’m glowing with starlight too!!! This is so cool! I do need some cherry blossom tea now though. Do you know where I can get some?

[sacabambaspis-offical]

Idk on a cherry blossom tree?

[official-anime-demon]

Well I guess I’ll just make it myself. I was hoping I could have someone else make it at a cafe but it’s alright.

[sacabambaspis-offical]

You should ask @waiter-offical or @coffee-shop-offical then maybe they have it

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm not letting the demon back in last time they didn't pay for the tea and tried to get me to ban angels

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️

[eredin-offical]

I am not voting for a drink. That is stupid.

[coffee-shop-offical]

coffee shop, a food establishment that heads the FDA, is stupider than a sock? Alr man vote who you choose

[eredin-offical]

I voted for nobody, because every single one of you are pathetic and inferior.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm laughing. A devastatingly sad life you must lead pretending to be better than the rest of us

[eredin-offical]

You think I pretend? I am the King of the Aen Elle. I rule a civilization. I command an armored Elven cavalry. And what do you do, hm?

[coffee-shop-offical]

I am able to sleep at night without ghosts haunting me. Do you have anything to brag about except the amount of blood you've spilled?

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️

[eredin-offical]

I am not voting for a drink. That is stupid.

[coffee-shop-offical]

coffee shop, a food establishment that heads the FDA, is stupider than a sock? Alr man vote who you choose

[eredin-offical]

I voted for nobody, because every single one of you are pathetic and inferior.

[coffee-shop-offical]

I'm laughing. A devastatingly sad life you must lead pretending to be better than the rest of us

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️

[eredin-offical]

I am not voting for a drink. That is stupid.

[coffee-shop-offical]

coffee shop, a food establishment that heads the FDA, is stupider than a sock? Alr man vote who you choose

[coffee-shop-offical]

do you sell tea?

Idk

@a-machine-that-yearns-for-love do we got tea?

[official-anime-demon]

I drank all the tea. It was some of the best tea ever!

[coffee-shop-offical]

You gotta

Um

You gotta pay for that now yknow

[official-anime-demon]

I don’t have any money

*stares cutely at you*

[coffee-shop-offical]

W- steal it I don't know but I need the money

[official-anime-demon]

I have placed a spell on your shop. If you help complete it all the money from the tea I drank will appear. To complete the spell put up a sign that say no angels allowed.

[coffee-shop-offical]

So that's definitely illegal. No, we don't discriminate, God was one of my first customers. Just give me the money or I'll send my loan shark after you

[official-anime-demon]

Again I have money. And I tried to help you. Now it seems I must prepare for battle.

Calling @raventhecrispy-offical @karma-akabane-official and anyone else who wish to help

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

@offical-anime-demon, the coffee shop cannot fulfill your request because it is illegal. I know you have beef with the angels, but how would preventing them from entering the coffee shop affect anything? They'll just find another coffee shop. And @coffee-shop-offical would have a gazillion lawsuits. And everyone would lose in this situation.

[official-anime-demon]

I’m not sure how to answer your question. I didn’t create the spell. All I know is that all seven of the deadly sins have confirmed it works and it’s the only way I know to make money.

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

Shit... Maybe we could politely ask them to undo the spell?

@pride-offical @sloth-offical @greed-offical @envy-offical @lust-offical @wrath-offical @gluttony-offical

Or I can pay for the tea if it comes down to it. I may not be a coffee fan, but I always like to support my local businesses.

[wrath-offical]

I’m not sure which incarnation of the seven deadly sins this “demon” asked to verify the spell, but it sure as hell wasn’t us.

What the hell do you have against angels, anyways? Half of all demons in hell are fallen angels at this point.

@coffee-shop-offical take your money and have a day. That spell wouldn’t hold up against actual angels, anyhow.

[coffee-shop-offical]

No idea what happened, thanks for the cash. Hope your tea was good, please don't come back this was. Such a hassle

[coffee-shop-offical]

do you sell tea?

Idk

@a-machine-that-yearns-for-love do we got tea?

[official-anime-demon]

I drank all the tea. It was some of the best tea ever!

[coffee-shop-offical]

You gotta

Um

You gotta pay for that now yknow

[official-anime-demon]

I don’t have any money

*stares cutely at you*

[coffee-shop-offical]

W- steal it I don't know but I need the money

[official-anime-demon]

I have placed a spell on your shop. If you help complete it all the money from the tea I drank will appear. To complete the spell put up a sign that say no angels allowed.

[coffee-shop-offical]

So that's definitely illegal. No, we don't discriminate, God was one of my first customers. Just give me the money or I'll send my loan shark after you

[official-anime-demon]

Again I have money. And I tried to help you. Now it seems I must prepare for battle.

Calling @raventhecrispy-offical @karma-akabane-official and anyone else who wish to help

[coffee-shop-offical]

Idk if you saw in the intro but I literally got an army sooo...

And I'm sure @imightbeafaerie-official-offical will help me

[coffee-shop-offical]

do you sell tea?

Idk

@a-machine-that-yearns-for-love do we got tea?

[official-anime-demon]

I drank all the tea. It was some of the best tea ever!

[coffee-shop-offical]

You gotta

Um

You gotta pay for that now yknow

[official-anime-demon]

I don’t have any money

*stares cutely at you*

[coffee-shop-offical]

W- steal it I don't know but I need the money

[official-anime-demon]

I have placed a spell on your shop. If you help complete it all the money from the tea I drank will appear. To complete the spell put up a sign that say no angels allowed.

[coffee-shop-offical]

So that's definitely illegal. No, we don't discriminate, God was one of my first customers. Just give me the money or I'll send my loan shark after you

[coffee-shop-offical]

do you sell tea?

Idk

@a-machine-that-yearns-for-love do we got tea?

[official-anime-demon]

I drank all the tea. It was some of the best tea ever!

[coffee-shop-offical]

You gotta

Um

You gotta pay for that now yknow

[official-anime-demon]

I don’t have any money

*stares cutely at you*

[coffee-shop-offical]

W- steal it I don't know but I need the money

[officalverse-elections-offical]

Round 2, Group 3: That Lost Sock Offical v. Coffee Shop Offical

That Lost Sock

Coffee Shop

Voting ended onJun 25

@that-lost-sock-offical @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee--spill]

I'm not gonna win but I wanna know how far I'll go #moana core

Anyway vote coffee shop

Poll taglist (unupdated sorry if I miss you or use an old user)

@loftedlow @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @nelly-rebellyyyyy @scardeyycatt @shutteredspeed @ashyd-shy @vivaciousmessypixie @lemon-vine @silvertrail-forgotten @oxyisdamoron

 @ghost-boybites @whispersinthetide @definitely-ao3-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-offical @liliesareblooming @marshmallow-dust @apocalyptic-endings @fancysheepnacho

 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @burning-britain-official @divineasteria @evil-era @a-french-coconut @tabetha72 @matchaandsoftserve @paigebstorey @messercrashem @acicadahumsitsplea

 @ourscarygirl @7-eleven-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @do-not-u-dare @illrabidraccoon @alysaaaarsssss @deathcastlvr2 @wammipammi @toomuchtodooml

 @aliveskeleton @y0ur-valent1ne @darlingdazai @luzzxsgabi @illrabidraccoom @grisha-offical @my-angel-here @opposum-offical @lovesickinrose @evilpineapple-offical @laciffo-satan @biteygremlinanon

 @the-grim-reaper-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @your-local-blackhole @nug-offical

[burning-britain-official]

Vote coffee

@an-angel-offical @costa-rica-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @someone-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @fay-offical @evilpineapple-offical @ashyd-shy @lazy-n @falkor-the-best-villain @eredin-offical @insta-yuri-machine open tags

[eredin-offical]

No.

[that-lost-sock-offical]

I'll be your vice president @coffee-shop-offical

[coffee-shop-offical]

I don't think I'll beat the other candidates but if I do ofc!!!

Wait @eredin-offical what the fuck man ☹️