George Washington

First president of the United States of America. Learning how to use the Internet.

[fatherof1789]

Greetings, my fellow Americans. I am George Washington, and I have come back from the dead. I am learning how to use Internet. Eager to engage in meaningful discourse and contribute to the progress of our great nation. 🇺🇸

[yourgoat]

[yourgoat]

[actuallygodzilla]

louise why do you have this

[yourgoat]

[fatherof1789]

hi

we talked on a different site a few months ago and i clicked on your profile and several comments down you linked to this blog and i just remembered that it existed five minutes ago

hi 😍

[fatherof1789]

my friend unironically calls you Daddy Washington and I'm honestly afraid now. What do I do

Dear Anon Ymous:

I suppose one could consider me a "daddy" because I am called one of many "founding fathers" of America! Your friend has found peculiar vernacular to refer to me.

[edithsweetith]

@fatherof1789

[coolconsiderateman-deactivated2]

puppyfication of founding-fathers

[edithsweetith]

@fatherof1789

[fatherof1789]

Are you a femboy 👉👈

Dear Ashin Afantasy:

What is a femboy? I apologize for my lack of understanding.

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[fatherof1789]

Hello! What does this mean? I, George Washington, first President of the United States of America, find this post very confusing as to its intentions and implications.

[fatherof1789]

geowge washingto n/.......owo:(

What the fuck

[fatherof1789]

owo geowge washintgon.....uwu uwu uuwu "It appears as though there are some errors in the sentence you types" types...........did yowouwu mean typed.......

Dear Anonymous:

Die.

Your Obedient Servant, G: Washington

[fatherof1789]

Pees on your tree

Dear Anonymous:

What does this mean?

Your obedient servant, G: Washington

[fatherof1789]

hewwo geowge washington owo w whats it wike beign the fiwst pwesident of the united stwates uwu 0///0

Dear Anonymous:

Thank you for your inquiry. It appears as though there are some errors in the sentence you types, but I am fine with it regardless. It was very much an honor that, of all the candidates, I was unanimously chosen as the president of the United States, however it was also overwhelming to be seen in that light. Despite that, I'm happy that I was able to set a precedent for the future.

Your obedient servant, G: Washington

[bathroomcube]

throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

[bathroomcube]

i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me

[libertineangel]

Democrat political strategy

[fatherof1789]

omg hii georgr washington my favorite femme dyke >.<

Dear B. Coveredbutch,

What do these words you are using mean? I apologize that modern slang hinders me.

[fatherof1789]

It's my birthday!

[only-cat-memes]

[fatherof1789]

yes i know the difference one is a cat and the other is a baguette im not an idiot