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Independent and selective Professor Utonium from "The PowerPuff Girls"

[fawncchi]

[fatherutonium]

someone: what do you live for me: the idea of the professor recreating bunny utonium after he finds out about her existent because why would this beautiful man not do that

[dkl-a]

[fatherutonium]

blossom, bubbles and bITCHFIGOFORGOTYOURNAME

                  ❛ Know your name started with a b hold on               was it beyonce? Cause that's the new one. ❜

[tainbocuailnge]

*thinks about favourite character* *clutches chest* oh my god…. *lies down on the floor* o hmy go d…………. *doesn’t get up*

[meechonmars]

the truth behind the power puff girls

[blackgirlnamedkaivy-deactivated]

😂😁

[boy-without-father]

[summerismybestfriend]

[fatherutonium]

I farted and crapped my pants in the process.

                 ❛ ................................. ❜

[fatherutonium]

sighs. ' dad plz dont ---------- ' coughs ' embarrass.. me.. '

                 ❛ Ben would you like to see some BABY PICTURES? ❜

[fatherutonium]

' why do i get grounded over a guy but buttercup doesn't ? this is absolutely unconstitutional on your part, professor ! '

                 ❛ You're right, it is unconstitutional of me........        Buttercup you're grounded to for the sake of fairness. ❜

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send “5 Times the Love” and I will write a drabble about the five times my muse fell in love with your muse

(You can use this as platonic love as well. Love isn’t always romantic)

[fatherutonium]

n er vous l aughter.

               Professor is by no means much of a fighter, so it's a bit laughable that the boy Buttercup has brought home is so nervous around him. Especially considering he's just as strong as his girls, a superhero himself. Or was it more like "alien superstar", either way not much he can do to him. Not much he wants to do either. He feels defensive, as any good Father would about a boy near their pride && joy, but if he ever did anything out of line Buttercup herself would knock the boy into orbit. No action from him necessary. He's known the girls could fight for themselves since their very birth, no need to suddenly treat them as infantile in their choices now when they were bright young women.

                  So it's with a great deal of amusement that he asks his daughters to clear away the table && gives Blossom a brief look of "keep in the kitchen" (it's the illusion of privacy, he KNOWS all his daughters will listen into the conversation anyway). He sips from his cup slowly, smiling to himself as the boy squirms ever more at the silence && steady stare. Ah, young love && everything that goes with it. ❛ There's only one reason a boy would be nervous about meeting a girl's Father && that's if he's dating her or wants to.            Buttercup could do WORSE. ❜  He gets up, coming around the table to pat the boy's jacketed shoulder firmly once before passing into the kitchen himself. ❛ You're welcome to stay for dessert. ❜

[fatherutonium]

BLOSSOM.

  f IGHT ME OLD MAN.

              i'll antidote x you don't te S T me

[fatherutonium]

BERSERK.

   “ I do what the fuck I want, when the fuck I want, bitch. “

                  ❛ But have you considered embracing either             the lord or other respectable authority figures?❜

[fatherutonium]

that starter for your buttercup maDE ME LAUGH SO MUCH OKAY OKAY how do you think each 'talk' he gave to the girl's went?

 Blossom- She was the easiest out of the three. They all already had a pretty good idea of where babies came from as young girls because of how big of a difference there was between how they were created && most kids were, which he wanted them to be aware of, but a lot was left out. However as a big reader, most logical && generally more mature she started asking questions earlier so she got them answered earlier. They sat down && the talk was calm && pretty clinical. She had a solid understanding of everything at the end && what he wanted to be more clear on he gave her a book for.

Buttercup- She was grossed out the entire time. Faces every few second. Gagging noises. Fingers in her ears. It was traumatic for the both of them. Having dealt with Blossom's calm before he'd had high hopes that what Buttercup needed to know would not have her running for the hills. This hope ended when he tried to explain what she would need during her menstrual cycle to come && how to use tampons was mentioned. It was the beginning of the end.

Bubbles- Was in tears at what point. She randomly asked him on the topic && he was not prepared mentally to have to give the baby of the family the talk to (even if she is just as old as her sister's). He clumsily stuttered out the words bleeding && pain && then Blossom had to be recruited to help because she was panicking && wouldn't listen to anything after the fact. No amount of "it's a beautiful gift of womanhood" could calm her. 

[fatherutonium]

BUTCH.

“ you aren’t my dad so you can’t tell me what to do. “

             ❛ I'd like to thank not only god but jesus that I am indeed, not the Father. ❜