Gallium Spoon Enthusiast @gpuzzle - Tumblr Blog

it is truly the ppl who fight tooth and nail that the thing they love isnt for children that actually seem to operate with the belief that fiction made for kids is bad and worthless art that u r stupid for liking. that is not the case and once u finally stop being insecure about it and confront that u dont have to ignore or deny the reality of what the thing u like is is when u will stop saying stupid shit that annoys and embarrasses everybody

ilynpilled

we cannot keep doing this

cheaphalloweencostume

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

cadet-abysmal

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

cheaphalloweencostume

thats right

cheaphalloweencostume

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

minmos

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

nuclearspaceheater

My job on the solarpunk commune will be making artisanal polyethylene.

gas-station-dick-pill-deactivat

you know when you and that e-girl you fancied actually make it and hook up but you live in different cities and shit. yeah that was chill and dating some sort of girl creature is nice but you know when you’ve endured weeks of “would you love me if i was a lamp🥺🥺” and “please mod my stream please mod my stream please mod my stream” and “spit in my mouth” messages and you go to her place for date weekend and the smell just hits you like a wall when you open the door. homegirl got that reek. that no shower november, that cheap vodka and mcdonalds sweat vibe. That thank god you can’t smell me thru twitch kinda beat and you find her huddled in her cave watching whetever chinese cartoon is on the meme this week and before she gets at you with that “daddy i’m not dirty i’m just based and lainpilled” you drag her scrawny lil ass to the shower. she’s passed grimes and moved onto mud and baby you’re a gas station powerwasher. There’s no use resisting, you’re filled with the concerned rage of a diappointed parent. You ain’t daddy, you’re Father dearest. you hose her down properly but there is challenge waiting. the layers of filth, makeup and grease has formed a waterproof cocoon. girl putting the crusty in crustecean and you need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside. She makes a fuss like an angry cat and threaten to refuse wearing the asuka costume for you ever again, but she eventually drops the hissing and succumbs to the soap and water. Colours you ain’t ever seen before swirls around the drain hole and you just know you have to bleach the shit out of that later. Your creature is reborn as she emerges from the dirt and you remember why you love her. She’s beautiful. Cracked open and freed you dry her off with a towel and kiss her forehead. You cook her dinner after airing out her place and she nearly pukes before once again adjusting to solids. You two talk about how you feel as the evening drags on into the long night. Two humans connecting, breaking bread and caring for eachother. Love wins

eightyonekilograms

I can’t believe I’ve never heard of this, it’s exactly what I idly fantasize about when thinking “can’t we just do [X] at night with the cheap power?”

k-simplex

Faildaughters of the American Revolution

qqchurch

targetedknowledge

toriel-2

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

mereologic

it's kind of interesting and underdiscussed how long it took for women's rights to become enshrined in law in the united states, given that the 19th amendment giving women the right to vote passed in 1920 and yet it was impossible for a single woman to open her own bank account until the 1970s.

smol-blue-bird

fun fact: the little thingy you use to freeze cells slowly (like, reduce their temperature at the optimal rate) is called Mr. Frosty. I just think that's neat

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