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Why me? On a bloody Wednesday...

I awoke this morning to the kind of blue sky that doesn’t instil thoughts of rampaging warmth and blazing sunshine – more of an autumnal hue; of the kind that makes you wonder what the clouds will piss over the UK today. Actually I woke for the third time…

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A nice way to go shopping...

#flash #flashing #no pants #ass

The greatest way to start you day...

#tanline #booty #nice ass

That's my kinda ass...

#booty #ass #big ass #big booty #goddamn

Ava Rose Robinson-Fairs

You arrived on a lovely sunny day, Tuesday 14th May 2013, weighing in at 5lbs 13oz and just the…

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The wonder of you

Wow, it’s been a long, long labour. My poor missus has endured 28 hours for our little baby to insist that she stay there for a while longer. Last night the midwife said that we would be taken to the Delivery Suite around midnight, as this is when Sarah…

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The arrival?

The missus’ waters broke at 1:00am this morning. I expected torrents, gush, deluge, a flood, but it was nothing like that and I was somewhat moved by it. For the record, we’re about 3 weeks and 2 days before the 40 weeks. I have had a sneaking suspicion…

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Just another of those days...

What is it about the sunshine that brings out the fucking idiots? And it seems, this week, that one idiot in particular has been severely affected by the glorious sunshine that she has totally lost her mind.

Yesterday a customer saw my colleague. This…

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Friday, Friday - Why me?

It’s not every morning I’m disturbed whilst reading, particularly when I’m on the bus. Normally other passengers will leave the blobby, dishevelled tramp alone to whatever crap he happens to be reading – the Metro newspaper, The Sun, a crap novel, Twatter…

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