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@fatty-worshipper
My true wish
the one thing I wish in this world.... to be eaten. I wish vore was real so that way someone of my choosing could kiss me and give me the best time of my life... before swallowing me down and churning me into a massive amount of fat in their body and a nice fat load of crap for them to fertilize a wheat garden so they can make bread for their delicious meals♡
"I swear, he looks over our roster of interns like a lunch menu rather than anything else! Don't we have rules against this?!" -Brennan, drowning in more paperwork and recruiting ads~ For the insatiable @thesammon.com <3
Thank you SO much for hiring me, bub!
That dad bod wasn’t achieved by only eating biscuits and that poor scale it’s even struggling to weight you in Why not sitting on me instead, I can weight you in Mr Heeler☝️😃
Commissi🎨n for Ball Belly! Thanks a ton! :D✨
From my latest 20 mins 2 part gluttonous daddy birthday cake binge followed by beer funnelling. Huge belches ripped!!!! Message for details
Fleet can be a real tease~
*He sits there as a prey kicks* in there your in luck i just *belches* made room his gut groans and he burps as he shows you to your room or i can offer the weekend suit shakes his gut
A great way to start my day~
Digesting the prey first thing in the morning makes such an easy breakfast~ 🦊✨
Follow the bouncing ball! After all I’ve gotta give these annoying fireworks some competition.
*UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
My fat in the morning.
Blame the faggot for this post being a day late - @alpha-pred
Death was just one more bite
I received a visit from death, although she said she was coming for me, but in the end she ended up being devoured and digested by my big, fat belly 💜
My dad is such a dick! So what if I get in a car accident for the third time this month, you don't try to eat your kid! He kept talking about how I was leeching off him and I'd be better off as his lunch than as a son. This bastard doesn't know shit about me thought, that why when he grabbed me and tried to hold me still, kneed him the gut and when he bent over, I engulfed his head in my jaws. I'd been a Pred for a few months, but only with catch and release, but there was no way I was going to end up in this asshole's stomach and I was honestly a little excited to not let him out of mine. I pushed my dad over and used the momentum to swallow his shoulders, working my way down his torso until his arms were pinned and he had no way out. I steadied my balance and lifted up my prey, tilting him up into the air and gulping him down with his weight pulling him to his doom. He cursed and trashed as he curled up in my stomach, but it was easy to ignore since eating my dad was my only goal in mind. I slurped the last of my prey's toes into my mouth and swallowed the last of my meal, proud that I had a tank full of my dickhead dad and he was not happy about it. I teased him about not arguing with me since he now lived under my roof and he started getting worked up again, but I smacked my distended gut and kept doing it everytime he acted up. It felt good to torture my dad-turned-lunch and I was having such a great time telling him how delicious he tasted and how good he'd look on me after I digest him into fat, and he never failed to get upset and it was even better to get to beat him up until he gave up arguing. But that's all in the past now and we got to a really good place together. Look, you can see all the wonderful parts of our loving relationship and how much he stretched out my stomach before I digested my dad!
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hell…lol.
this is important
This anatomy test tomorrow lol
HELP a bitch out.
Roger, get rid of my cold plz
Source
Artist: vornywolf
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Otto Sanchez over on Twitter (https://twitter.com/ottosanchez_ - give him a follow!) created this amazing art featuring my man-eating gut- a very common and realistic scenario! Anyone wanna come join me for a “nap”? 😉
This gut is very Big 💜 i love
