What if we're all just characters in a game?

Eli/Muu • She/They • 31 • Virtual Gremlin

[muulicious]

It's for sure the plants, Curlos.

[ineptbox]

[castellankurze]

We interrupt your tumblr scrolling to bring you an important announcement regarding the Final Fantasy XIV Halloween event:

“HUUUUURRRRNNNNT, HUUURNT UURRNT HUUURNT HUUUUURNNNT!”

“UUURRNT UURNT URRRNT HHHUUUUURRRRNNNT! HURRNT UURNT HHUURRNT UUUURRRRRNNNT!!”

“HHUURRNT HUUUUURRRRRNT, HUUURNT HUUURNT HHHUUUUURRRNT!!”

“HUUURNT URRNT URRRNNT, HUUURRNNT UUURRRNT!”

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Thank you for your time.

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[sluttyfranzkafka]

this is one of my favourite quotes taken out of context 

[redwing]

JAJAKDJFXJKWKAK&&3&;992lekda+{}{+\=\==2858/9/9/&38;9/&:;&:&/&:.

[arctic-ham]

[honuofhawaii]

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

[feywildfox]

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

[redwing]

[bundibird]

What @redwing said

[gnashingmaw]

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

[gnashingmaw]

[ladyegwene]

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

[spiddermen]

[sloppystyle]

bug boys

[jestergal]

i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

[jestergal]

artist’s rendition

[hoovywoopeans]

I made a vow years ago to always have this image on hand when someone needed it because I was in your shoes once. Enjoy, stranger.

[jestergal]

thank you. it is now march madness time.

[grimeclown]

I’ve never seen a boobs image. I don’t believe they exist.

[grimeclown]

(Returns sometime later with a rum and coke and a lit cigarette in one hand) (visibly shaken) they exist

[tf2playernames]

the minute u see anything described as or includes “misadventures” in the title you know that shits gonna be annoying, unfunny, or stupid as shit

[snowradish]

[tf2playernames]

FLAPJACK I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Betty White says ACAB (All Crocs Are Babies)

LAKE PLACID, 1999, dir. Steve Miner

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Did not expect to see Betty White going “Fuck the police” on my dash today but YES GOOD <3

[steeltoedartemis]

This movie captured my heart as a kid. I love seeing it coming back for Betty White!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She was a gift <3

[pukicho]

Opinion on furry's and their community?

Every furry I know is an experienced web developer or coder, I believe furries sustain the internet and could just as easily destroy it if we insulted their huge-titted pastel-colored Fox OC

[kookiyu]

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

[kookiyu]

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[snapdragonling]

characters who continuously tell themselves they’re okay and even start to believe it until someone says their name very gently and asks if they’re alright, at which point the facade crumbles completely

[snapdragonling]

NO!!!!!